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Saint_Braeburn
#1135372
4 months ago
>Meanwhile

TS: "Sigh, Come on girls Pinkie's gone insane".

RD: "Again?, That's the third time this month!"

FS: "Oh my, is anyone hurt?"

TS: "I don't know, but It's only a mater of time before she starts talking to rocks and sacks of flour."

Rarity: Or starts making her tacky dresses out of other ponies Cutie marks"

AJ: "Or goes on another Hugh-Mane hunt with Lyra"

RD: "Or turns a certain some pony into a pastry! AGAIN!"

AJ: "Wait, how are you still alive anyhow?"

RD: "Because some pony had to be shipped with everything that moves" (Flutters Eyeslashes at AJ and FS)

TS: "Girls please, we don't have time for this nonsense."

Rarity: "Not to be rude darling, but what if we just made Spike the Element of Laughter from now on."

RD: "I'm cool with that."

TS: "Rainbow!"

RD: "What? Its not like I'm the Element of Loya.........Dammit."

TS: "Spike is not replacing Pinkie! That's final"

AJ: "What about that cross eyed pegasi that delivers our postage; she seems peppy and high spirited"

RD: "Derpy! She's been trying to kill me for months now."

FS: Oh no, I hear she is just a tad slow; she's just trying to help."

RD: "Yeah, well how are packages containing arsenic and mail bombs helping? I'm just saying that pegasi is smarter than she want's you to believe."

AJ:"Rainbow, who hasn't tried to kill you at this point?"

TS: "Girls! Pinkie Pie! Insanity! Focus!"

Rarity:"Oh, speaking of insanity." (Gives Twilight a letter)
"This for you darling".

TS:"What's this?"

Rarity: "This is the fee for the therapy lessons Sweetie Belle had to take due to to that breakdown you had a while ago"

TS:"45O BITS! What did her therapy sessions take place on a private yacht ?"

Rarity:"Can I help it if your Mental Breakdown traumatized her so much that she can't look at dolls, notebooks, or Scootaloo without breaking down in tears".

AJ:"Now Rarity, we've all had at least on mental breakdown in the past. That's what Friendship is truly about."

FS:"Um, girls maybe we should get back to talking about Pin......"

(All of a sudden Pinkie Pie/Pinkamena jumps out of nowhere."

PP:"Soon all shall bow to your new god, Pinkie Pie!"

Mane 6(Except Pinkie):"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"(Rarity faints).

PP:............."Right after I bake Dashie into a Cupcake! Again!" :D

RD: "OH, BUCK YOU PINKIE!"
Anonymous
#1374983
2 months ago
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Anonymous
#1374985
2 months ago
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Anonymous
#1374986
2 months ago
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Anonymous
#1374987
2 months ago
^I fucking give up.