
| Saint_Braeburn #1135372 4 months ago |
>Meanwhile
TS: "Sigh, Come on girls Pinkie's gone insane". RD: "Again?, That's the third time this month!" FS: "Oh my, is anyone hurt?" TS: "I don't know, but It's only a mater of time before she starts talking to rocks and sacks of flour." Rarity: Or starts making her tacky dresses out of other ponies Cutie marks" AJ: "Or goes on another Hugh-Mane hunt with Lyra" RD: "Or turns a certain some pony into a pastry! AGAIN!" AJ: "Wait, how are you still alive anyhow?" RD: "Because some pony had to be shipped with everything that moves" (Flutters Eyeslashes at AJ and FS) TS: "Girls please, we don't have time for this nonsense." Rarity: "Not to be rude darling, but what if we just made Spike the Element of Laughter from now on." RD: "I'm cool with that." TS: "Rainbow!" RD: "What? Its not like I'm the Element of Loya.........Dammit." TS: "Spike is not replacing Pinkie! That's final" AJ: "What about that cross eyed pegasi that delivers our postage; she seems peppy and high spirited" RD: "Derpy! She's been trying to kill me for months now." FS: Oh no, I hear she is just a tad slow; she's just trying to help." RD: "Yeah, well how are packages containing arsenic and mail bombs helping? I'm just saying that pegasi is smarter than she want's you to believe." AJ:"Rainbow, who hasn't tried to kill you at this point?" TS: "Girls! Pinkie Pie! Insanity! Focus!" Rarity:"Oh, speaking of insanity." (Gives Twilight a letter) "This for you darling". TS:"What's this?" Rarity: "This is the fee for the therapy lessons Sweetie Belle had to take due to to that breakdown you had a while ago" TS:"45O BITS! What did her therapy sessions take place on a private yacht ?" Rarity:"Can I help it if your Mental Breakdown traumatized her so much that she can't look at dolls, notebooks, or Scootaloo without breaking down in tears". AJ:"Now Rarity, we've all had at least on mental breakdown in the past. That's what Friendship is truly about." FS:"Um, girls maybe we should get back to talking about Pin......" (All of a sudden Pinkie Pie/Pinkamena jumps out of nowhere." PP:"Soon all shall bow to your new god, Pinkie Pie!" Mane 6(Except Pinkie):"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"(Rarity faints). PP:............."Right after I bake Dashie into a Cupcake! Again!" :D RD: "OH, BUCK YOU PINKIE!" |
| Anonymous #1374983 2 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1374985 2 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1374986 2 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1374987 2 months ago |
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