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| Shaggy #1132493 4 months ago |
I do hope the FPPA is reasonable about this since it wasn't his fault entirely. The man is trying to work stuff out with his friends and feels incredibly guilty about this. |
| Anonymous #1132521 4 months ago |
^>As expected, the FPPA shows up
>Nice and Spice aren't really dead, but almost >They have to be rushed to the Fluffy Pony Emergency Wing >Bruno doesn't look happy, but is willing to compromise >After removing a couple of your teeth, that is >You're offered two alternatives >One is working at a fluffy pony shelter until the ponies are healthy again... and quite a few months more. And NOT being careless. >The other is working as a sparring partner for the agents of FPPA for a few years >You ask if all the FPPA agents are as large as Bruno >Bruno says something about a large family of identical twins >You accept the first option >You wonder how did you get off so lightly >You see your friend next to Bruno, being shown photos >His eyes seem to scream "Lawsuit" >Bruno grins >Damnit |
| Shaggy #1132540 4 months ago |
@1132521 I guess life isn't fair. Poor guy, who knows what that fight was about. |
| Anonymous #1132547 4 months ago |
@Shaggy considering that usually Bruno's interventions end in extended hospitalization and/or surgery, the guy got off quite lightly. And don't worry, his friend will be reasonable, and just extend his work duty at the shelter to a couple years. After all, they're friends. |
| Shaggy #1132550 4 months ago |
1132547 I think I'm going to make a comic about this stuff. First piece of art that'll come out of me. |
| Simlun #1132734 4 months ago |
Am I the only one who thinks guys like 1132521 ruins this for me? He's such an annoying guy, he feels the need to post some sort of revenge or something. |
| Anonymous #1132788 4 months ago |
@ Simlun: You're not alone. Especially in this story which is more about the "abuser" feeling tremendously sorry and trying to save the fluffy ponies, making the FPPA look like gigantic assholes. But perhaps 1132521 did intend to make them even more unsympathetic than the abusers are, so who knows? It might be his nefarious plan all along. |
| Anonymous #1132800 4 months ago |
@ Simlun, 2788 I don't see much being sorry and saving... Just an "oh crap, I forgot the little fluffballs locked away."
Maybe I'm just not reading enough in the greentext. |
| Anonymous #1132929 4 months ago |
Oh, guys.
Fluffy ponies don't exist, so does FFPA. Who cares? Fluffy abuse is best abuse. |
| Anonymous #1133100 4 months ago |
I want Bruno to abuse me. *snicker* |
| Anonymous #1135346 4 months ago |
@ Simlun, 1132788 1132800 I see nothing about sorryness or any salvation attempt either. And in case you missed it, the guy purposely "withheld food" from Sugar. |
| Anonymous #1135736 4 months ago |
Unfortunately the FPPA do seem like blind overly violent idiots since they; 1. Always uses violence on someone who would even dare pull a fluffy ponies hair by accident and said violence is always far too brutal. and 2. Don't focus their time and money on species that actually need protected, like the ones that are near extinct. Fluffy ponies reproduce far too fast and would literally take the effort of every person on earth to make sure they're safe and well. |
| Takashi_0 #1135798 4 months ago |
^
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| Anonymous #1135834 4 months ago |
Why the fluffy pony tumblr of course my good sir. |
| Simlun #1136740 4 months ago |
@Takashi_0
Not to mention the guy who posts them is an obnoxious douche. |
| Anonymous #1136770 4 months ago |
I'm not sure this justifies calling Bruno. The one pony not fed survived, possibly because the fat ones were first eaten by insects. Furthermore, the owner was just looking out for sugar. If she got a heart attack from being too energetic, you'd still have a dead pony. Besides, Bruno kills abusers, not the accidentally negligent. |
| Anonymous #1136944 4 months ago |
@Simlun Stop whining. |
| Anonymous #1137009 4 months ago |
It seems like there's multiple FPPA agents trained to deal with different things.
The ones I've seen so far are Bruno, who abuses fluffy pony abusers and cleans up inhumane adoption centers; and Jim, who helps rehabilitate abused and traumatized fluffies. |
| Anonymous #1137011 4 months ago |
I'm still under the mindset that in the fluffy pony world something like the FPPA doesn't exist and no one care about fluffy pony abuse/murder. |
| Anonymous #1137037 4 months ago |
@7009 You forgot the Fluffy Pony Emergency Medical Team... they may not have names, but they're quick acting and do an excellent work. |
| Bronitz #1137143 4 months ago |
The fluffy pony thread disappeared. |
| Anonymous #1137168 4 months ago |
@Bronitz Do you think Bruno got at them? :) |
| Anonymous #1137242 4 months ago |
Doubt it. Bruno has been here all night letting me stroke his alabama blacksnake with my whole body. |
| Anonymous #1137251 4 months ago |
What? I knew it.
That cheating manwhore. I molested a fluffy pony till it died crying for mercy, and Bruno only trusted his mighty black sword of justice into my butt a few minutes and then run off. Anon1137242, how dare you steal my Bruno away from me? |
| Shaggy #1137390 4 months ago |
@1137251 But his bald headed beauty is just so desirable! I had to drive a truck load of fluffy ponies into a deep bog and watch it slowly sink for that one night with him! |
| Anonymous #1137485 4 months ago |
Oh, as I remember abusing animal abusers is crime, too. Friend was heavily beaten by PETA (he just took his dog for a walk and they said that he was "abusing" it by... running with it), and they all went to jail. |
| Anonymous #1138667 4 months ago |
I was thinking of writing a background for Bruno's colleagues - and his secret (after all, I'm the one who invented him)... but Ponibooru is not a fiction site, and saturating the comments with text would only be annoying. Oh well, guess I'll have to leave it to your imagination :) |
| Anonymous #1138802 4 months ago |
@Shaggy: How am I supposed to compete for Bruno's 'affection' against you? T'ain't fair... |