
| Anonymous #1132088 4 months ago |
i am now Pinkie.
thank you. |
| Anonymous #1132090 4 months ago |
Because I was raped by a ventriloquist's dummy. |
| Anonymous #1132091 4 months ago |
Because I farted and it smelled bad. |
| stormtrooper1701 #1132094 4 months ago |
Because I saw that Ross Irving thumbnail underneath you. |
| Anonymous #1132100 4 months ago |
Because niggers are allowed to live. |
| Tyrranux #1132107 4 months ago |
[l1]MY PARENTS ARE DEAD[/l1] |
| Glord #1132132 4 months ago |
Because the Goddamn Batman kidnapped Dick Greyson, Age 12.
Oh who am I kidding, I'm laughing my ass off! |
| Draconequus #1132139 4 months ago |
Because I had a bad day. |
| Glord #1132146 4 months ago |
You should kill you bad day.
Is it already born? If not try a miscarriage. If it is, try accidentally dropping it out of the car window as you cross a large bridge. |
| Draconequus #1132152 4 months ago |
As much as I enjoy a good joke with as class and wit, I'm not feeling so great.
But the comments section of Ponibooru is not the place to spill my heart and soul. |
| Glord #1132158 4 months ago |
You have my sympathy.
Even though I cannot express it without screwing up the intent. |
| Glord #1132161 4 months ago |
I sleep now, goodnight Pinkie Pie |
| Draconequus #1132162 4 months ago |
It's the thought that counts.
Thanks, Glord. |
| Tyrranux #1132210 4 months ago |
All joking aside I just don't feel like smiling right now......not right now......
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| HeroInferno #1132249 4 months ago |
Because I am a skeleton.
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| CogWeaver #1132274 4 months ago |
^If you're a skeleton, then you're always smiling! |
| TheLoneLampman #1132280 4 months ago |
Because I have 3 days of Ponibooru to catch up on.
Damn it. |
| Mad_Muffin #1132406 4 months ago |
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| marioandsonic #1132423 4 months ago |
Because the last four and a half years of my life have made me want to kill myself. |
| Anoymous #1132496 4 months ago |
I had to get up.. |
| Zancrow #1133380 4 months ago |
I HAVE NO FACE!
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| VTWyrm #1134374 4 months ago |
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| Takashi_0 #1134569 4 months ago |
Because I'm surrounded by douchebags and idiots, that's why. (And not just on Ponibooru.) |