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| HeinousActsZX #1131028 4 months ago |
It's 11:30 at night.
I'm not asleep. hargablargablarga |
| BattleGT #1131037 4 months ago |
-_- |
| Impious #1131059 4 months ago |
You can sleep when you're dead. |
| CottonTales #1131067 4 months ago |
Misdreavus beautiful though she may be is most definitely not a pony
Ampharos is clearly the best pony |
| Dragoon #1131068 4 months ago |
Same with me Henious... |
| Anonymous #1131084 4 months ago |
Ampharos is obviously the best pony!
-AJF |
| Impious #1131103 4 months ago |
Pfff, Blaziken is best pony.
It's a giant flaming cock and the first starter to ever go uber... And still be a major threat. This is a Scootaloo that is capable of punching out a God of Time. |
| MaroonBunyip #1131106 4 months ago |
YES
someone else who loves blaziken! |
| HeinousActsZX #1131133 4 months ago |
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| Impious #1131149 4 months ago |
He doesn't just punch you, he punches you and lights you on fire.
He can also jump over buildings. |
| CottonTales #1131158 4 months ago |
Impious I respect your opinion wrong though it may be |
| HeinousActsZX #1131159 4 months ago |
I remember when I first saw the animation for Blaze Kick.
I was like: "Aww yeah!" |
| Edudl2 #1131160 4 months ago |
I personally prefer my giant steel penguin, thank you very much. |
| HeinousActsZX #1131166 4 months ago |
But Empoleon's awesome too.
Piplup was my starter in Pearl. |
| Impious #1131173 4 months ago |
Second best pony is Nidoking.
Just look at this gigantic nigger. 
Niggerking doesn't just have nigger moments, he has nigger RAMPAGES. You know how his new ability is Sheer Force, which negates all secondary effects in return for a massive boost in the power of his attacks? Well, it also negates damage from Life Orb. Think about that for a moment. Soil diaper? Don't lie. Now, this fucker's special movepool is enormous. And almost all of his attacks have secondary effects, so they are negated and boosted. Now, imagine you Baton Pass Shell Smash to this guy. Can you feel it? Can you feel the sun-fucking power of Niggerking? Niggerking will stomp your entire team while swinging his gigantic penis back and forth across his face, all while shooting ice lasers and thunder bolts and hadoukens through your team's face. Niggerking. Fear him. |
| Edudl2 #1131176 4 months ago |
I personally just love being able to use Flash Cannon. |
| Impious #1131179 4 months ago |
^Meant to be *your* face, but somehow that makes even more sense. He's so fucking powerful and girthy he'll suck his own dick while raping your entire team. Like, he'll shishkebab your pokemon on his gigantic drill cock and eat them like hoers-douvres. |
| Edudl2 #1131191 4 months ago |
Hoers derves |
| SomeoneBored #1131193 4 months ago |
bitches please
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| Arne #1131203 4 months ago |
Absol is not amused!
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| Edudl2 #1131207 4 months ago |
Aw HELL naw. Fucking grass pokemon. |
| Impious #1131224 4 months ago |
I wish Absol was good. He's such a fucking cool Pokemon. My favorite, actually.
But Gamefreak blessed him with a shitty speed stat and no defense. Sucker Punch? Nice gimmick, he's still a piece of paper in a hurricane. Such a shame. Because lookit em'! He's a goddamn badass! |
| HeinousActsZX #1131230 4 months ago |
>Grass types |
| SomeoneBored #1131231 4 months ago |
@EdudI2
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| Edudl2 #1131234 4 months ago |
While I do prefer Empoleon out of all the starter evolutions, I have to say that Haunter and Metang are my two favorites overall. |
| CottonTales #1131236 4 months ago |
don't underestimate the bug type
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| SomeoneBored #1131237 4 months ago |
It also goes to you Heinous... |
| Edudl2 #1131250 4 months ago |
Funny how those two are almost complete polar opposites in every way but looks, though. |
| Arne #1131251 4 months ago |
@Impious
That's true... but he can still tear shit up when he needs to. Night Slash, bitches! |
| SomeoneBored #1131253 4 months ago |
Speaking of grass types this beast became
OU against all the odds because of great ability, type, and moves  |
| Impious #1131265 4 months ago |
This guy. |
| HeinousActsZX #1131266 4 months ago |
As much as I hate to leave a Pokémon conversation while it's ripe, I really do need to go to bed.
Just don't forget who the real top dog is, huh?  |
| CottonTales #1131270 4 months ago |
@SomeoneBored
Breloom is a great pokemon |
| Impious #1131281 4 months ago |
Fuck you.
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| Arne #1131297 4 months ago |
Wait... why was I thinking Absol? Clearly the best Pokemon is this unstoppable power house of destruction!
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| Draconequus #1131335 4 months ago |
This thread lacks Dragonite.
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| LordBristle #1133596 4 months ago |
Gentlemonz, Charizard is best poni.
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| Latios381 #1133792 4 months ago |
You're all wrong.
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| Latias4Ever #1134355 4 months ago |
You can all go to hell, well, except Latios381, everyone knows Latias and Latios are the best! |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #1479657 1 week ago |
LordBristle:
Why no one talks about Steelix? I mean, JUST LOOK AT HIM! Steel/Ground is a good typing, and with the correct EV invest it is a holy wall, Sturdy benefited even more, and Sheer Force as an ability in the dream world. |