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| RlyOff #1131019 4 months ago |
See this guy? This guy here is Bruno: the avenger and defender of fluffy ponies and the icon of the Fluffy Pony Protection Services. After reading about him, I decided to create a visual depiction of him before someone else beat me to the punch. |
| Anonymous #1131040 4 months ago |
I now have an odd desire to see Bruno wearing a (live) fluffy pony for a wig/Afro... |
| Anonymous #1131041 4 months ago |
Bruno is the Niggertron of fluffyponydom. |
| Anonymous #1131747 4 months ago |
FCUK BRUNO FLUFFYABUSE 4 LYFE MANG SWAG |
| Shaggy #1131931 4 months ago |
I knew he was a hottie. |
| Anonymous #1131976 4 months ago |
You might not believe me, but I'm the one who invented Bruno... and I'm amazed that someone actually did a fanart of him, particularly given the fact that I was careful enough to never describe his facial features. Still love it, thò :) |
| Dramatic_spoon #1132180 4 months ago |
...that was fast. |
| Anonymous #1132563 4 months ago |
I would brutally murder a hundred fluffy ponies and post their sodomized remains online to get a chance at Bruno *abusing* me. Oh yeah. |
| Anonymous #1132669 4 months ago |
@563 You DO realize that "Bruno abuse" is basically him beating the stuffing out of you until you can get a job with Jacques Cousteau as a jellyfish stunt double, right? :) |
| Anonymous #1132689 4 months ago |
Of course. But have you seen those canines? Rawr. |
| Anonymous #1135355 4 months ago |
@ #1132689, Dude, those canines would rip you apart and maybe even eat you alive if your abusing was horrific enough. |
| Anonymous #1135757 4 months ago |
Even if Bruno does work for those blind idiots I wouldn't mind inviting him to my place for some horizontal mambo. Oh my! |
| THEPURPLERETARD2012 #1136716 4 months ago |
FCUK BRUNO FLUFFYABUSE 4 LYFE |
| THEPURPLERETARD2012 #1136730 4 months ago |
Bruno, the uberniggertron. He became real when the fatty tears of every fluffy pony-loving neckbeard (there were a lot) concentrated together. He saves fluffy ponies and steals money from the neckbeards that gave birth to him to help the fluffy ponies (he has to beat them up to stay in form). The neckbeards become dirt-poor and have to eat their own feces to survive.
Everybody is okay with it. Bruno, the niggertron, is happy because he can enact violence on everybody while keeping the fluffy ponies for himself, the fluffy pony abusers, because Bruno is the most magnificent nigger, and it's a honor to be manhandled by him, and the fluffy pony-loving neckbeards, because their fluffy ponies are saved by Bruno with their last savings. Meanwhile, fluffy ponies say 'pway |
| Anonymous #1137610 4 months ago |
>Bruno is arrested for battery after brutalizing yet another fluffy pony abuser
>You think it's okay to abuse fluffy ponies now >You hold the fluffy pony above the water >Cops burst in and arrest you >You are convicted >Guess who your cellmate is >Kirk Johnson (Goatse) is impressed with the end result |
| Anonymous #1137698 4 months ago |
I always pictured Bruno as some strange combination of James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman. |
| Shockblock99 #1138012 4 months ago |
I always thought Bruno was that stereotypical Russian mob goon with a heart of gold and a blood-spattered suit. Built like a mack truck, hits like a bomb. |
| Anonymous #1139154 4 months ago |
@Shockblock99 Sounds believable. |
| Anonymous #1139181 4 months ago |
@Shockbock:
Weird, I had about the same image. Only a bit more german. Because combining the genocidical powers of germans with a heart of gold is just perfect for that guy. |
| Anonymous #1156376 3 months ago |
Thanks to Bruno, fluffy abuse has increased by a magnitude. Instead of intimidating abusers to stop, his sex appeal has actually made the situation worse for the little inbreed abominations of science, as people now mutilate, stomp and unhinge the fluffy's jaws while other fluffy ponies watch in horror, just so that the abusers could get a chance at getting Bruno's black snake inside them. Even totally responsible owners and people who didn't care about fluffies are now starting this behaviour.
Stupid sexy Bruno. |
| Anonymous #1157816 3 months ago |
>FPPA and Bruno wise up to abusers' fetishes.
>Now every abuse "investigator" travels with ugly-ass hookers (gender depending on abuser's prefs). >Abusers better think twice, lest close, physical contact with their worst sexual nightmares occurs. |
| Anonymous #1158627 3 months ago |
>Bruno cancels out ugliness of hookers
>In fact, hooker-investigators now start abusing fluffy ponies too >FPPA decides to fire Bruno >Abusers protest against this move by abusing fluffy ponies every minute >FPPA nearly collapses, as they need Bruno's magical negro-powers to get things done in the first place >Hire Bruno back >Abusers rejoice by abusing fluffy ponies every second >FPPA just can't win >At least Bruno got his job back |
| Anonymous #1175841 3 months ago |
Every post saying "NO! NO! NOOOOO!!! BRUNO CAN'T WIN! ALSO NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" kinda reeks of desperation, doesn't it?
It's like playing "I know you are but what am I?" |
| Anonymous #1205502 3 months ago |
@5841
Yeah, I noticed. It's as if their creativity couldn't rise above the level of the "Yò momma" jokes. More or less the same attitude as slash fiction fangirls: try to imply that Harry Potter doesn't get his butt pounded by Draco Malfoy or that Naruto isn't gay for Sasuke and they fly off the handle. Same deal here: try to imply that someone could defend the fluffy ponies, and shitstorm ensues. Don't know if trolls or simply disturbed people. |
| RlyOff #1208505 3 months ago |
Oh, yeah, I can't believe I forgot to mention this: the fluffy pony wasn't drawn by me. I think it was drawn by an artist name "Rose".
Sorry about that. And original artist of the fluffy pony: I apologize about not giving you credit sooner. |
| motxmod #1216406 3 months ago |
He looks like Blaine from Pokemon |
| Anonymous #1241841 3 months ago |
Bruno the uberniggatron looked down on the filthy fluffy abuser. The old man abused his fluffy unicorn as burno watched.
"Gwanpa I wan sketties" "I'm sorry darling I have to go to my wifes funeral" "Gwanma have sketties you go fwind?" The old man in worn army fatigues a chest full of metals two purple hearts a bronze star and a medel of valor walked off to his wifes funeral leaving a bowl of pony chow behind for fluffy. Burno jumped into action. "Filthy fluffy abuser make dat foal some sketties or burno get all selfrichouse ubber nigga man ape beat down on yo face yo" The old man squinted "Are you on drugs?" Fluffy squealled with joy all fluffies knew and loved their half ape guardian. "Brwno come to give sketties yea!" Bruno looked down at the poor well fead substatute grandchild of a fluffy pony and frowned. "If yo really love da fluffy my nigga you make them sketties and let dat bitch rot and shit." "Fuckoff boy I don't take no shit from anyone" Bruno pulled out his ubber nigger man ape fists and beat the ninty year old man to death making him beg the fluffy pony for forgiveness before he was allowed to die on his knees covered in brunos sperm and urine. "Gwanpa no get up bwuno bwing sketties? "I saved you and shit little pony. Thank me later for I have some nuns feeding orphans over startiing fluffy strays to rape in the name of great justice." Fluffy pony couldn't understand all it knew was bruno was gone and his owner was sleeping in a pool of bobo juice and stinkie peepee. "Bye bye bwuno fwuffy wuv u supa niggatwon!" |
| Moon_Dew #1252487 3 months ago |
Wow, he looks like he knows ways to hurt people that would make the Devil himself cringe! |