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| DNCSquared #1129195 4 months ago |
Explains why Samus keeps losing her powerups...
Godamnit Pinkie! |
| Psychopomf #1129197 4 months ago |
...Keep the Morphball and boost ball out of her hands
FOR THE LOVE OF CELESTIA |
| Anonymous #1129203 4 months ago |
>Screw attack
eeyup... |
| Tyrranux #1129230 4 months ago |
Oh hey it's that one item that only lasts a few jumps and is then gone, I still don't get why it's in the game at all. Just stick with the Baseball Bat. |
| NightJack #1129241 4 months ago |
^ Forget what it's like in Smash Bros. and only think of what it's like in Metriod, then you get how bad it is that Pinkie has it now. |
| Tyrranux #1129313 4 months ago |
^Pfft, unless that thing can give Pinkie the means to kill Ridley in a few shots or negate Metroids entirely I don't see the problem |
| Impious #1129377 4 months ago |
...Pinkie moves at absurdly high speed and can seemingly teleport at will.
And she now has a one-shot-kill melee weapon that allows her to fly. who thought this was a good idea what the fuck |
| HeroInferno #1129384 4 months ago |
| NightJack #1129422 4 months ago |
Umm Tyrranux, Ridley and the Metroids are some of the rare things that the Screw Attack don't work on, most of the others are not enemies. |
| NightJack #1129427 4 months ago |
^ Or at lest not that well. |
| Impious #1129457 4 months ago |
Yeah, but Ridley eats fucking missiles like candy. They only kill him because he gets horrible indigestion. What's some somersaulting blond dyke going to do to a fucking space pirate zombie ninja cyborg dragon the size of a bus with the weapons loadout of a starfighter?
...Kick his ass, of course. |
| Tyrranux #1129470 4 months ago |
I dunno, I personally feel an item like that has to be absolutely powerful in anyone's hands before it can be considered dangerous in Pinkie's hooves...like the Dragon Balls, those are dangerous no matter who has them. |
| Impious #1129508 4 months ago |
Tyrannux, Pinkie moves a LOT. Just jumping at an angle activates the Screw Attack. Pinkie moves by jumping forward.
If Pinkie Pie merely bumps into somepony, they will explode into a cloud of unrecognizable giblets. |
| Tyrranux #1129531 4 months ago |
Can't Celestia just magic the thing into uselessness though? I feel that even the Screw Attack can be stopped or that Pinkie will catch onto the damage she can do with it and stop using it. |
| NightJack #1129631 4 months ago |
Afraid not Tyrranux, it's Chozo Technology, no one can tamper with it if they don't have Chozo DNA, Samus was infused with it, so it has to be Samus to stop Pinkie. |
| HeroInferno #1129647 4 months ago |
It took me an eternity to realise I screwed up my url. I am stupid. Lets try it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1tyK9BCSL0 |
| Impious #1129660 4 months ago |
Well, not entirely true NightJack. The Pirates managed to reverse-engineer the Power Beam into mass production for their forces just through observation. Then again, that's a pretty simple weapon. Although the merits of infinite ammo are understandable... |
| Anonymous #1129662 4 months ago |
hey! at least she doesn't have a pet Quadraxis! |
| NightJack #1129729 4 months ago |
Actually Impious, the Power Beam was made before the Chozo put in the genetic tamper proofing., so of Pirates got a hold of one and reverse-engineer it. |
| NightJack #1129731 4 months ago |
*of course |
| NightJack #1129770 4 months ago |
It's part of Samus's back story even, the Pirates got a hold of some Chozo tech, reverse-engineered it, use it on a raid on the earth colony she lived on at 3yr old, killed everyone but she lived.
The Chozo find her, raise her and infuse her with their DNA to make her stronger then any human, put in the genetic tamper proofing and make all her equipment. |
| Xuncu #1131971 4 months ago |
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