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| FeralSocks018 #1128084 4 months ago |
This is totally unrealistic. Billy Mayes is dead. |
| LorenzoP #1128104 4 months ago |
Is it waterproof? If not, al purpose is lost. |
| Shaggy #1128232 4 months ago |
So how will people know about this wondrous device to keep their fluffy ponies from dying or killing themselves... and other people apparently for no reason. |
| Anonymous #1128237 4 months ago |
Good argument and I like the way it sounds... but will it blend? |
| Levelist #1128267 4 months ago |
But can it run Crysis, too? |
| Nebbie #1128279 4 months ago |
>five months later, fluffy ponies had destroyed most of the developed world
>the survivors use very basic camouflage to fool the fuffy ponies' into thinking they're not home >other ways to avoid death involve simply telling fluffy pony that their food is several hundred miles north, or to lull them into a false sense of security, deactivate the power armor with an emergency code, and follow procedure X-5 >while most fluffy ponies have run out of ammo, there are rumors that some owners actually banded together to produce new ammunition, so that Humanity could pay for what it did to fluffy ponies >automated factories continually produce power armor >these factories are key targets and nuclear attack is both allowed and recommended, as power armor can survive standard assaults and will automatically attach to fluffy ponies detected in a twenty-kilometer radius >the majority of fluffy ponies do not wear armor, and it is recommended to kill them immediately, or use procedure X-5: capture them for their valuable knowledge of other fluffy ponies' whereabouts and then send them back with special power-armor-detecting landmines in their fluff >one year later >fluffy ponies are all dead >operation WHY NO WUN has succeeded >traps were set up with humans manning them that capture fluffy ponies so that the human operator can convince them to "play a game", and then cut off all their limbs >fluffy ponies in power armor perceive no threat upon seeing another fluffy pony "playing a game" >fluffy pony pie is delicious >it took a few months, but all the power armored fluffy ponies starved to death, with no new fluffy ponies to take their armor >fuck you Billy Mayes' ghost >fuck you |
| PonyFlea #1128299 4 months ago |
HI FOLKS, GHOST OF BILLY MAYS HERE TELLING YOU THIS STORY SHOULD'VE BEEN IN ALL CAPS... |
| Gamesadict #1129668 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
LOL |
| Anonymous #1131356 4 months ago |
>Every single grimderp fluffy pony killing is crammed into the end
I really hope you step on a lego. |