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| Hellfire #1124567 4 months ago |
I voted 27 times for you Lyra. |
| Gundlach #1124579 4 months ago |
Yeah! Wait...what? |
| Anonymous #1124589 4 months ago |
i am a meme! |
| CottonTales #1124592 4 months ago |
She has my vote their hands can come in handy (lol puns) |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1124611 4 months ago |
Puts on his collar
Oh boy, I hope I get Molestia! |
| Psychopomf #1124645 4 months ago |
@Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
Pfft. You telling me you'd pass up the chance to be Octavia Butler? I'd even cultivate an appropriatly disdainfully pointy mustache |
| Flutterguy #1124674 4 months ago |
Parasprite Supreme, i believe in you |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1124680 4 months ago |
Well, the idea of being a mustachioed butler does seem nice, Pomf, but she seems sexually frigid. If I'm owned by a cartoon horse, I want them to at least screw me once in a while.
New Thread Topic:You are now owned by pony. Which pony? What does pony demand of you? |
| Anonymous #1124736 4 months ago |
Everypony who can vote, vote for Vermin Supreme. If you don't know who he is, look him up on YouTube. |
| Millfox #1124745 4 months ago |
#1124736
You de realise hes doing this for the lolz and not even considering someone might take him seriously. |
| Anonymous #1124746 4 months ago |
Alright Lyra, first transport us to Equestria, then I'm willing to be sold to the highest bidder, be it Molestia or Rape-o-Dash or Pinkamena Diane Pie |
| gashunk #1124782 4 months ago |
Let's see, I'm too lazy for applejack, too loud for fluttershy, too slow for rainbow dash, too dumb for twilght, too trashy for rarity, too easily annoyed for pinkie and too fragile for derpy.
Shit, I'm a terrible pet. |
| Vree #1124889 4 months ago |
Fluttershy, duh.
I get to be a jerk and eat expensive food. |
| Psychopomf #1125014 4 months ago |
@Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
Ah yes my good man but consider that the reserved and quiet ones in public often have the most rambunctious times behind closed doors where they are sure their friends and peers will neeever see them. Though as an alternative, Spitfire. I forget where but there's a quote about sexy ladies you need to salute in the morning. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1125177 4 months ago |
Very good point, Pomf. Perhaps I'll just roll the dice and see where I end up when the Lyra legislation passes. Hopefully wherever it is there will be fucking. |
| MidnightLance #1125651 4 months ago |
The pony that I would like to serve is Vinyl. (I'm surprised no one else has picked her) Think about it, Every night its a rave, Setup/Tare down, easy disk finding, laptops and keyboards. Shit would be cash. |
| Dysons_Fear #1126531 4 months ago |
I agree with you Midnight, I think Vinyl would be the most fun. Twilight is best pony, Celestia or Luna would be beyond awesome. Hmm, this is already spiralling out of control. I guess for me working for anypony would be alright. Except maybe the jelly pony. That would be pretty weird. |
| Anonymous #1132991 4 months ago |
"HOW TO COOK *** ***** HUMANS" |