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| Anonymous #1120556 4 months ago |
I like to believe that she sometimes likes to post when she's drunk as hell. |
| Mushi #1120560 4 months ago |
D= |
| Saint_Braeburn #1120565 4 months ago |
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| Nebbie #1120566 4 months ago |
This needs artwork and hawt rule34 done. NAO |
| Draconequus #1120570 4 months ago |
Called it!
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| Anonymous #1120571 4 months ago |
MotherofFaust.png |
| Saint_Braeburn #1120572 4 months ago |
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| Yorec #1120574 4 months ago |
Oh tara, you so silly. |
| ZeCaptain #1120577 4 months ago |
I sorry but that some pretty stupid and immature stuff she is starting post. |
| Anonymous #1120579 4 months ago |
@ZeCaptain
You're talking like people in this place don't post stupid stuff all the time here besides art. |
| Zincy #1120580 4 months ago |
ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/98259?search=Twilight_sparkle%20fart
This picture begs to differ. |
| Nebbie #1120581 4 months ago |
@ZeCaptain
*trollometer reads preliminary butthurt levels* |
| Mushi #1120582 4 months ago |
Darn it! i'm loling so hard i drolled all over the keyboard XD |
| DashRaptor #1120583 4 months ago |
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| Nebbie #1120585 4 months ago |
@Zincy
>>98259 How the hell do people not know about the internal links? For that matter, 413chan is SHIIIIIT, use .org |
| Dumb_Rock #1120589 4 months ago |
You're now wondering where Pinkie's pies come from. |
| Zincy #1120592 4 months ago |
ZeCap- "The Internet is serious business! And I shall enforce maturity from all!" |
| Zincy #1120594 4 months ago |
Fuck yo shit, nebbie, I'm just throwing links. Typin on the go. gotta move fast |
| ZeCaptain #1120595 4 months ago |
@579
Oh people spew immature and stupid shit all the time, me included. What i am trying to say is she was funny at first, but now this pretty stupid and not funny. On a side note, you'd think Hasbro would have fallen on her like a mountain of bricks for posting sexually suggestive pictures of twilight. |
| Nebbie #1120596 4 months ago |
@Pinkie's Pies come out of a pokket dimension* filled with them, obviously.
*the portal happens to be in her anus, allowing her to do lots of ass pulls. |
| Zincy #1120602 4 months ago |
Zecap, who died and made you lord of humor? |
| Nebbie #1120604 4 months ago |
@ZeCaptain
I don't think Hasbro is going to fire a prominent voice actor over some jokes on the internet, and I'm pretty sure that doing so would violate her contract. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1120607 4 months ago |
@Dumb Rock
My reaction to your comment  |
| Mushi #1120610 4 months ago |
I wish i could know what kind of weird world is in her head |
| ZeCaptain #1120612 4 months ago |
@Zincy
No one. Just voicing my opinion . Just sounds like something a 8 yr old would say, and don't find this funny, sorry. |
| Zincy #1120615 4 months ago |
Humor isn't universal, just have to sit and deal with it. I see lots of shit I don't like, never bother to post there. |
| Nebbie #1120618 4 months ago |
@ZeCaptain the cool thing about Tara is she didn't grow up*.
*growing up, meaning become an asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else because they don't know how to hav fun and embrace gross stuff that's a part of life. |
| gashunk #1120621 4 months ago |
@dumb rock
This concept brings up interesting questions. Does fluttershy only use her wings to flutter? Where does the rainbow trail come from when rainbow dash goes fast? Are apple trees REALLY the only source of apples at sweet apple acres? Rarity... Rarity craps diamonds I guess... |
| Saint_Braeburn #1120626 4 months ago |
@Gashunk
If Rainbow Dash dashes off Does Applejack Jack off? |
| Draconequus #1120627 4 months ago |
Rarity craps diamonds...
Oh lord, that needs to be drawn. |
| Nebbie #1120628 4 months ago |
@gashunk
you hav unleashed the RariSpike scat porn floodgates... Also, can you imagine how flatulent Dash would hav to be to fart entire trails of Rainbows? Her grocery bill would hav to be enormous. |
| gashunk #1120629 4 months ago |
^ It would explain spike's infatuation with her. |
| AppleJackFrost #1120631 4 months ago |
^Should we ask Deeper? |
| Zincy #1120632 4 months ago |
Oh the dark places we shall go. |
| Nebbie #1120633 4 months ago |
@Draconquus
and then the RariSpike scat porn floodgates were opened further. Well, it is hotter when it's not actual shit... |
| Dumb_Rock #1120642 4 months ago |
What the fuck have I done? |
| Nebbie #1120643 4 months ago |
@Dumb_Rock something wonderful. |
| Zincy #1120644 4 months ago |
Dumb_rock, nothing worse then i've ever done. You'd be amazed what simple comments can trigger. |
| Anonymous #1120645 4 months ago |
and because of that tara strong is a great troll |
| Zincy #1120647 4 months ago |
If I recall, I once started an entire thread about fetishes with only 3 words. Fun times. |
| Draconequus #1120648 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
As long as it doesn't involve actual feces, it would be hilarious. But some annoying bastard will edit it, and then I'll feel terrible about suggesting it. |
| gashunk #1120649 4 months ago |
Imagine the person you want to boink the most. Now imagine that they shit pizza. Whole. Pizzas. Oh yeah. |
| AppleJackFrost #1120654 4 months ago |
I will just leave this here.
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| Draconequus #1120657 4 months ago |
@gashunk
If they shit burgers, do they have assburgers? |
| Saint_Braeburn #1120659 4 months ago |
I'm no sure I like where this thread is going |
| Zincy #1120661 4 months ago |
And so we have leapt from the precipice of sanity, and have landed in the enchanted world of madness and glee.
(oh, and according to Firefox, Leapt is not a word) |
| Nebbie #1120665 4 months ago |
And Sweetie Belle craps sweets. Spike likes candy. Not as much as gemstones, but...
And then SweetiePoo got involved in a threesome. |
| Zincy #1120670 4 months ago |
Sometimes its just fun to turn off your brain and go nuts. |
| Nebbie #1120681 4 months ago |
Brains? Where we're going, we won't need brains. |
| gashunk #1120684 4 months ago |
@Draconequus
Burgers are hard to keep together. You'd probably only get asspatties. |
| HeinousActsZX #1120690 4 months ago |
Ths thread:
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| SomeoneBored #1120692 4 months ago |
@all comments
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| Draconequus #1120693 4 months ago |
Brains?
Assbrains? Silly Zincy, we're not that advanced! @gashunk, Asspatties sounds terrible, without some Assonaise. |
| Zincy #1120697 4 months ago |
Its the simple things in life that provide the most joy. Times like this eloquence and grandeur simply evaporate, leaving only primal intrigue and childish glee.
Or in laymen terms. Lol fart jokes. |
| gashunk #1120701 4 months ago |
To get mayo you're gonna have to look to a different hole. |
| Draconequus #1120706 4 months ago |
... Is this a seriously terrible moment to say that this thread is making me hungry? |
| gashunk #1120709 4 months ago |
@Zincy
that and words automatically become funny when you prefix them with ass. |
| Nebbie #1120711 4 months ago |
@gashunk actually, all ingredients come out of the ass, in their proper order.
The Mountain Dew is separate tho... |
| Zincy #1120712 4 months ago |
It is an inherently funny word. |
| AppleJackFrost #1120713 4 months ago |
ZeAssionateOne?
Sounds like Molestia got busy with this one. |
| Draconequus #1120715 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
But where does the ketchup come from? |
| Nebbie #1120716 4 months ago |
@Draconequus You should get Molestia in here so she can start shitting waffles. Her ass can do anything, it's FUKKING MAGIC. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1120718 4 months ago |
@All Comments
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| gashunk #1120721 4 months ago |
Assherently funny... Eh, good enough. |
| Nebbie #1120723 4 months ago |
@Draconequus
That requires a knife and careful avoidance of arteries, but hey, condiments are extra. |
| Draconequus #1120725 4 months ago |
Draconeass
AssleJackFrost Assunk Nebbutt |
| Nebbie #1120728 4 months ago |
Asshunk*
fixed...and sounds kinda hawt. |
| Draconequus #1120731 4 months ago |
HER ASS CAN SHIT WAFFLES?!
Holy shit. I mean, the best I can do is Pancakes. And not even the good pancakes! The pancakes that you put in the microwave for a good 10 minutes, and then you take 'em out, and the middle is STILL frozen! It's a hard knock life. |
| HeinousActsZX #1120733 4 months ago |
Dracon...
You should prolly get some sleep. |
| Dumb_Rock #1120734 4 months ago |
Well this made my day, or night, whatever.
I love you guys. Never change. |
| Nebbie #1120735 4 months ago |
@Draconequus her ass can shit edible orgasms. That's not even supposed to be possible. |
| gashunk #1120737 4 months ago |
"And so, with a single tweet, Tara strong single handedly launched cataclysm known as The Assening." |
| gashunk #1120738 4 months ago |
*the cataclysm |
| Nebbie #1120742 4 months ago |
I prefer the ripture. It may be a smelly apocalypse, but thatismyfetish.jpg |
| Draconequus #1120743 4 months ago |
@Heinous, IT'S 12 IN THE AFTERNOON.
SLEEP IS FUTILE AT THIS TIME. AND IT'S NOT LIKE I ONLY HAD TWO HOURS SLEEP! NOPE, WHAT GAVE YOUT HAT IDEA.  |
| Zincy #1120744 4 months ago |
Dumb_rock
Anyone can stand on their pedestal and snub their noses at what they deem as "immaturity" . And all that gets them is an head-ache and an ulcer. Many of us here are just laid back, fun, and wee bit insane! As Discord says, Whats the fun in making sense! And to quote Pinkie "Just smile smile smile!" |
| Draconequus #1120747 4 months ago |
Nah, how about the asspocalypse? |
| Nebbie #1120749 4 months ago |
Zincy, I think you need to go to bed. You're starting to say things like you're in some alternate universe where this thread didn't get covered in asses. |
| Zincy #1120752 4 months ago |
Asses inspire me to be eloquent. They are my muse. |
| Nebbie #1120755 4 months ago |
@Draconequus
Molestia decided it wasn't hot enuff, so she sent them all to space. And that's how the moon was formed! |
| gashunk #1120760 4 months ago |
I'm sure several rappers could attest to the same thing, zincy. |
| Dumb_Rock #1120762 4 months ago |
Well asses have certainly led humanity to great things. |
| HeinousActsZX #1120765 4 months ago |
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| Zincy #1120769 4 months ago |
All modern science has been building up to the creation of the perfect ass. |
| Draconequus #1120770 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
Oh my God, that explains so much and so little at the same time. |
| Nebbie #1120773 4 months ago |
@HeinousActsZX
Don't worry Misdreavus! Molestia has a few spares lying around...I'm sure all you'd hav to giv her is maybe 8 or 9 virgins as long as she's not in a terribly bartering mood. |
| HeinousActsZX #1120775 4 months ago |
Alright, that proves I need sleep.
Godd night, and enjoy your asses. |
| HeinousActsZX #1120779 4 months ago |
*Good
See? |
| Zincy #1120782 4 months ago |
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, we all lose an hour tonight anyway! |
| Dumb_Rock #1120783 4 months ago |
G'night Heinous, dream with asses. |
| Zincy #1120790 4 months ago |
Put your faith in the ass, and all is possible. -Tirion Fordring- |
| CottonTales #1120791 4 months ago |
what has this thread devolved into while I was out?
Ass jokes and scat talk,I am surprised to say I am slightly surprised |
| gashunk #1120792 4 months ago |
Oh, I will
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| Nebbie #1120793 4 months ago |
I think that's all I've got. Remember to spread the word about RariSpike scat porn. That shit is a really good idea. |
| SomeoneBored #1120794 4 months ago |
Need an ass_thread tag... |
| Zincy #1120798 4 months ago |
Devolved? O hush you this is the most fun i've had all day! |
| Nebbie #1120800 4 months ago |
@SomeoneBored
I figured epic_thread would cover it. |
| gashunk #1120808 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
And it was my idea! ...ohgodwhy... |
| CottonTales #1120811 4 months ago |
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing |
| Draconequus #1120816 4 months ago |
My gift, to you Heinous. |
| Nightweaver20xx #1120822 4 months ago |
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| Nebbie #1120823 4 months ago |
@Draconequus NOOOO! Molestia will be after you now! She owns all the asses in several universes. |
| Draconequus #1120829 4 months ago |
WELL TELL THAT BITCH TO GIVE ME HER CROWN.
And she's already had me... I don't think she was happy with the circumstances. |
| Nebbie #1120843 4 months ago |
@Draconequus
And then Dracy's ass was found on the moon. ALL HAIL MOLESTIA'S ASS! |
| AppleJackFrost #1120846 4 months ago |
Quick Dracon throw Ze as a distraction. |
| Draconequus #1120851 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
Tis a lie! Mine backside is whole and unsent! |
| Nebbie #1120858 4 months ago |
@Draconequus
Oh it didn't happen yet. Molestia's asleep right now. But she can sense you in her hot kinky dreams, so once she wakes up your ass is moondust. |
| Draconequus #1120863 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
Well, I've got my armor on. My efforts are probably futile, but I can only hope. |
| gashunk #1120869 4 months ago |
ALL GLORY TO THE ROYAL ASS
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| Nebbie #1120871 4 months ago |
@Draconequus armor? That's just another thing she wants to be inside of you. Be careful what you wear. |
| BattleGT #1120877 4 months ago |
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| TheShrubberyDemander #1120899 4 months ago |
>this thread
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| bamakid1272 #1120925 4 months ago |
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| Dumb_Rock #1120941 4 months ago |
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| gashunk #1120959 4 months ago |
@Dumb rock
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| Draconequus #1120963 4 months ago |
@Dumb_Rock
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| Bionic_Brony #1120964 4 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1121178 4 months ago |
No, you foals!
Tara isn't making a statement of fact! THAT'S TWILIGHT'S MIDDLE NAME! Twilight Farts Sparkle! |
| Brujo_chilote #1121186 4 months ago |
she fart magic
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| TheOneTrueZephin #1121268 4 months ago |
this one is kind of a buzzkill... like when a party is going full steam aand all of a sudden something happens that ruins the mood and no one feels like partying anymore |
| MakarovPony #1121352 4 months ago |
I just got home from work and WTF has been going on here?!
TAAAARAAAA |
| Rostam #1121516 4 months ago |
hellooooooooooo thar :3 |
| Mad_Muffin #1121959 4 months ago |
damnit tara
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| -Lunacy #1121977 4 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1122013 4 months ago |
[size=20]She means the vampires of Twillight of course, not our beloved Pony. ^^ [/size] |
| Robomorons #1122182 4 months ago |
Who needs sanity anyway?
Not us! WHEN DID WE EVER NEED IT ANYWAY, HUH?  |
| Anonymous #1122239 4 months ago |
So many stupid people here.
Tara isn't a God. No is Lauren. Get over yourselves, bronies. |
| Anonymous #1122240 4 months ago |
I wonder if Tara posted : "I just had a shit" how many bronies would applaud from here, like it was the funniest thing ever. |
| HotFuzz #1122311 4 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1122390 4 months ago |
This thread is the most awesome thread ever. But it gave me ass cancer.
:( |
| Dawn_Breeze #1122652 4 months ago |
epic thread is epic |
| Anonymous #1122704 4 months ago |
not eqd-safe tweets lately :D |
| Zancrow #1122991 4 months ago |
oh boy, this thread!
And that's twitter for you. People posting weird shit there all the time. Not a fan of it. |