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Scoot
#1119633
4 months ago
>tagme

Uploader, the picture screams to you.
HeroInferno
#1119800
4 months ago
MY LITTAL POHNEYS, todeh the enemeh are at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as friehnds, as LITTAL POHNEYS, and we fight in the nehme of Cehlestia!

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes’ deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!

As you know! Moast of oua pegesie are shtehtioned in CLOAHDSDAEL, Prupeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been pruhpeard in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. we have plehced numerous beacons, akkowing for muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes

The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them – we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

We are the littal pohneys! WE ARE CEHLEHSTIA'S FUREH!
Xhydralisk
#1119983
4 months ago
Ultramares? G*dd*mmit, Matt Ward...
Anonymous
#1120360
4 months ago
Celestia, our spiritual liege.
Anonymous
#1122504
4 months ago
Anonymous
#1131260
4 months ago
WHY
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE ULTRASMURFS
BLOOD ANGEL PONIES
WHITE SCAR PONIES
HECK, EVEN SALAMANDER PONIES WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER
Takashi_0
#1387915
2 months ago
^Because the Smurfs are basically the generic marines, hence the Codex Astartes telling them to be a jack-of-all-trades style force with no particular mastery over one thing.

...unfortunately, Matt Ward apparently interprets "cover all the basics" as "LOL WE'RE AWESOME AT EVERYTHING."

I'd recommend playing the SPESS MAHREEN PC game or reading Graham McNeil's book series if you want to see awesome but not invincible Ultramarines.