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| kuren18 #1119405 4 months ago |
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum
Tonight's review: My Little Pony: It's About Time. OOOOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! My Little SPOILERS! There's this pony, called Twilight Sparkle! And she's really organized! So one night, when she's staying up late to make her schedule, she gets visited by herself from the future! -I- was visited by myself from the future, once! He told me to BUY MY CRACK NOW because prices were going up! So now I have a giant stash of crack rocks, mixed with My Little Pony dolls, Which can surprisingly make a really nice high if you grind them down into powder and smoke them! And every fanamafiction I've written! But I digress. So Twilight gets distressed by the fact that Future Twilight looks like Solid Snake! I was so happy! It was kind of like that fanfiction I wrote where Twilight cloned herself and they both married me at the same time! In fact, it was better, because Future Twilight kind of looked like a bum! We could've gotten along so well... But I digress. So Future Twilight tries to tell Present Twilight something really important! But the spell that she used to travel back in time only lasts a few seconds and she goes back to the future before she can say what she needs to say! So Twilight thinks that there's going to be a big disaster next Tuesday, because that's when Future Twilight came from! So she gets all her pony friends to help prevent any possible disaster that could possibly happen! But when it's all done, a freaking giant three-headed dog comes out of nowhere! But it's OK, Fluttershy calms it down because it's just the soul of a puppy in the body of a giant dog! Hooray! So Twilight takes the dog back to where it came from! Which I think is Equestria's version of Hell, But when she comes back, she gets a scroll of paper to the face which causes a scratch that's the same scratch that was on Future Twilight! So then Twilight decides to stand perfectly still and do nothing until next Tuesday! But, that fails. Horru. So she goes to Pinkie Pie, who's got a fortune-telling Gypsy setup! And Pinkie predicts that Twilight will get an amazing birthday present next year! But nothing else. Then Twilight gets a flower pot to the head and that gets her a head bandage, which is another thing Future Twilight had! So then she stays awake for all these days watching everything! She was kind of looking like me when I smoked more crack than even Charlie Sheen said he smoked! Pffft, amateur. But then she turns her telescope into the sun and she hurts her eye, so she gets an eyepatch, which is another thing Future Twilight was wearing! So then she decides to sneak into Canterlot library, even though it isn't even illegal! -I- snuck into a perfectly legal place to be, once! For some reason I was still arrested... Maybe it was because I was being suspicious. ...Or, maybe it was because I was smoking a Rarity doll. Anyway. So Then Twilight finds a scroll for a time travel spell to stop time! But then Tuesday happens and nothing happens! Woah, I just blew my own mind! But that's not too difficult these days. My Little Pony blows my mind every week! And so do the fanfictions I write! Oh wait, those just blow my [CENSORED]. But I digress. So Twilight realizes she's been stressing out over nothing! So she goes back in time using one of the scrolls to tell her past self to not stress out over the future! But, the conversation is the same as last time. But she still learned to only deal with problems as they come and not stress out about the future so much! The end! This is Chester A. Bum saying, CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah come on, help a pony out, will ya? Come on, change! Well at least get me some money to buy a telescope! I'm sure both past and future Twilight will totally marry me if I give them one of those! |
| Anonymous #1119422 4 months ago |
Tl; dr |
| Drefsab #1119428 4 months ago |
Oh. My God.
Kuren, you have just won everything ever. I...I think I need to lie down. |
| Wragnaroq #1119475 4 months ago |
F*cking beautiful. |
| Some_Anon #1119477 4 months ago |
Kuren, you magnificent bastard... |
| Yarrik #1119736 4 months ago |
Classic |
| Step-chan #1139737 4 months ago |
Awesome dude. :D |
| Anonymous #1146384 4 months ago |
@Some_Anon You read his book? |