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| MrNitpick2-0 #1118793 4 months ago |
How about a fic called Horse Semmen Pie starring a porn actor called Juicy Rooster and it's about this guy gathering a bunch of porn actors and actresses to make the biggest orgy in Equestria's history? |
| Anonymous #1118801 4 months ago |
colgate |
| Anonymous #1118806 4 months ago |
Do a gore and grimdark story. |
| Impious #1118828 4 months ago |
It makes me sad that grimdark and gore are automatically lumped together.
Goddamn fucking Cupcakes. So, uh. You should try doing something with a ship that has NEVER been done before. Like... Let me pull one out of a hat... Ha. Trixie and Celestia. Do it, filly! |
| Don #1118834 4 months ago |
Make a ripoff of species with ponies and more sex scenes. |
| HotFuzz #1118841 4 months ago |
MaroonBunyip X ZePassionateOne
*runs away* |
| Anonymous #1118845 4 months ago |
Your mother in pony form doing your brother. (in pony form or not) |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1118852 4 months ago |
Trixie and Celestia eh? I could definitely do that. I like the idea of colgate but the anon wasn't specific enough. What do you want to see them doing? How do you want the scenario framed?
So far as Maroon/Ze I would personally prefer PonyrigXmeta. |
| ShadTheCrazed #1118853 4 months ago |
Maybe something unique that's fetish-related? |
| Anonymous #1118855 4 months ago |
Do a straight Pipsqueak story. Preferably Pipsqueak + Silver Spoon. |
| DaisyHead #1118856 4 months ago |
diamond dogs and cherry jubilee. |
| Anonymous #1118861 4 months ago |
PonyrigxMeta sound good for me. |
| CottonTales #1118862 4 months ago |
I like romantic clop stories so that it has a plot I can get behind you know and I heavily prefer Raripie but it's hard to pull off correctly so I find I also like ones involving Twilight/Cheerilee/Luna/Celestia
but If you're going for pure clop include bondage/powerplay or a multitude of puns and I'm in (bonus points if you realistically incorporate naughty tentacles into the story) |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1118863 4 months ago |
^^I don't have a brother but I guess I could make one up. That's a fairly specific fetish though 845. You don't know enough about me to truly enjoy it. Maybe when I become super famous for my hoers theories and my thesis on ponyxhuman relationships. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1118873 4 months ago |
@cotton
I can do romantic, pure clop, or anything in between. Personally I will just take a premise that is popular here or sounds good and run with it. At the end of the day I feel confident in my ability to pull of subtlety and nuance if need be or delve directly into bonerfuel. It's whatever the public wants most. |
| CottonTales #1118877 4 months ago |
or Rover X Lyrica for the lolz |
| Impious #1118887 4 months ago |
If you're writing a story, totally go for my suggestion. Shit, it hasn't been done, ever.
If it's just pure clop, though, minus any meaningful development or romance or characterization, use any pony you want (even an oc) and throw in as many "soft" fetishes as possible. |
| semerl #1118893 4 months ago |
Celestia arresting Rarity for sexual relations with a baby dragon followed by Celestia, Luna, and his highness Prince Blueblood raping her while scolding her for losing her temper in S01E26 |
| Impious #1118896 4 months ago |
Bonus points for naughty, messy tentacles. Secret fetish revealed. |
| DeeperMadness #1118911 4 months ago |
I'd like one of Caramel and his on-screen marefriend, also played romantically. All the better if you could tie it in with Hearts and Hooves day. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1118924 4 months ago |
Interesting.... though I still want to see if I can hear more.
Impious, tentacles are awesome but I don't know how I can work them in. I think I can find a way if I must though. Celestia is a goddess and can easily use all kinds of advanced magic and probably has a number of "interesting" pets at her disposal. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1118930 4 months ago |
I don't know much about Caramel's fan personality but I can definitely do a little bit of research. If nothing else using a BG character allows for more creative freedom. |
| ZePassionateOne #1118933 4 months ago |
@HotFuzz: Two words...
FUCK YOU!! Also, I dunno what suggestions to make since I'm not into clopfics, even normal fanfics barely. Hmmm...I do like Deeper's suggestion though. |
| Anonymous #1118942 4 months ago |
+1 to Deeper idea. |
| Anonymous #1118946 4 months ago |
May I have DerpyxDoctor Whooves? |
| Impious #1118950 4 months ago |
@Hoers
Well, chyeah. A few thousand years is a long time to perfect naughty magic. |
| Anonymous #1118955 4 months ago |
Shining Armor cheating Cadence whit Twilight. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1118968 4 months ago |
So many wonderful ideas. So far by the power of +1 it seems folks want a straight ship betwixt Caramel and SomeMare. A little boring but it's not about me. This is for the good of ponyboners/hearts everywhere. |
| Impious #1118971 4 months ago |
Just read Deeper's suggestion. Not baaad, filly. I actually want to see that. |
| Anonymous #1118985 4 months ago |
ProfessorOfHoers being raped by Satan pony. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1118998 4 months ago |
^pffft. It's been done. Besides, Satan pony is actually an amalgamation of older pre-celestian deities. He doesn't really exist in and of himself.
Of course fiction allows for artistic license and all and I'm certainty not opposed to the idea of being butt-raped by a pony for your sexual satisfaction. It's all in the name of science and literature my friend! |
| Anonymous #1119003 4 months ago |
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| ProfessorOfHoers #1119008 4 months ago |
oooh... this might be a good idea. He's kind of hot. I like a bad boy. So, when I am getting raped should I be a human or a pony? How should this go down? |
| EricNeoMatrix #1119033 4 months ago |
Big Mac and Cheerilee. It would be awesome, especially if it was romantic. |
| CottonTales #1119035 4 months ago |
I vote you should be pony and in hell or just finished a satanic ritual to summon Satan Pony |
| Anonymous #1119041 4 months ago |
@Professor
I am lolling so hard right now. I just can't write! C: Alright, I would prefer human for ackwardness, but pony if you want it more cloppable. Could be something like: Professor dies and goes to pony hell. There, for writting clopfics, he is condemned to be Satan pony boyfriend. Cue to hours of hot male pony on pony/human action. FOR SCIENCE!  |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119043 4 months ago |
Man, I might have to write several clopfics. So far I'm intrigued by the idea of:
Satanponyxponyme Caramelxmare MacxCheerilee TrixiexCelestiaxtentaclesatsomepoint and of course ponyrigxmeta |
| PowerToole #1119050 4 months ago |
Since I'm not gonna read it I don't really care, but here's something: Twilight keeps using the time travel spell because she finds it interesting and she thinks she can make it work better. She has some success at making it last longer, but accidentally creates a parallel Twilight, like in that Star Trek episode where the transporter malfunctions and creates Evil kirk. Only this is Male Twilight.
He rapes all the things. Or maybe he makes love to all the things, if you're not into rape. Whatever. I refuse to read fanfics until Flutterguy releases the one he promised. |
| Anonymous #1119051 4 months ago |
Include realizations of the other's alluring mannerisms. Let the realizer(s) wait for a good moment before (or let them be apprehensive about) confessing their feelings. Build up to it over a few non-sexual encounters. Let them salivate and "HNNNG" in their hesitancy. |
| Impious #1119054 4 months ago |
And now my palm meets my face. How do you do, face. I will not be fapping for the rest of the weekend. |
| Anonymous #1119067 4 months ago |
It's less about who, and more about their personalities. |
| CottonTales #1119070 4 months ago |
ZPOXDraconequusXMolestia?
Ponibooru group orgy?...wait no that would involve me so Ponibooru group orgy-me |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119074 4 months ago |
^So does that mean you don't want your trixiexcelstia?
Trust me Impious. I can make it very sensual or very naughty/sloppy. I am here to fulfill your needs. Besides, you're one of the cooler people here. Don't let anon trolls kill your buzz. lmao. |
| Anonymous #1119076 4 months ago |
Angel x Fluttershy |
| Anonymous #1119095 4 months ago |
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| Impious #1119097 4 months ago |
Oh no, me gusta Hoers. I was just browsing Google and saw something very much lethal to boners. |
| Impious #1119104 4 months ago |
And now, thanks to Anon, I will not be able to see Satan Pony as anything other than Dick Cheney. |
| KirbyfanNeox #1119113 4 months ago |
Every pony character X every non-pony character.
It will be the ultimate ship. |
| Anonymous #1119114 4 months ago |
@Impious
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| Impious #1119146 4 months ago |
Well, it's not like I'm not already deeply mentally scarred.
so what the fuck ever yo Hoers, prepare to take Cheney's shotgun in the ass.  |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119155 4 months ago |
Oh, I am all for HoersxSatan ship. HoersxCheney though? That's just too disgusting for me. Science and literature have it's limits. |
| Anonymous #1119163 4 months ago |
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| ProfessorOfHoers #1119166 4 months ago |
Anyway, Now that I've got some ideas it's time to fill up my pipe with some Captain Black Gold blended with some Danish Royal Dansk and contemplate my format.
Should I post it up somewhere like Fimchan with a meta link leading to it when it's done or release it part by part as an MS paint picture on the Booru? After all, you fine folks are my only concern. |
| Muffinoffun #1119168 4 months ago |
Put my OC in. Now. |
| Anonymous #1119181 4 months ago |
@Professor
ARE YOU READY? |
| Impious #1119216 4 months ago |
Post em' on FiMfiction. That's where I get my pony fiction. If not, post a link at some point. |
| Anonymous #1119224 4 months ago |
@Impious 097 & 104
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| ProfessorOfHoers #1119233 4 months ago |
I've actually never posted any fiction Impious. They allow clop right? It's going to be romantic and it's going to be an actual story (as per the suggestions) but it's still going to have it's money shot. It's going to crescendo into some hardcore pony action. |
| Karadros #1119245 4 months ago |
Pinkamena, and something involving lots of fluids. |
| CottonTales #1119259 4 months ago |
@Professor they do allow clop just be sure to label it mature |
| Impious #1119263 4 months ago |
They allow plenty of clop, Professor. Just turn on "view mature content." There's a lot of non-clop-centric mature content worth viewing. Sure, good fics on that site are a dime a dozen, but the good ones are GREAT. |
| Anonymous #1119267 4 months ago |
Professor x Dick Cheney = OTP |
| Anonymous #1119283 4 months ago |
@ProfessorOfHoers
Read Cannon Sensei Tobashisugi by Gorgeous Takarada |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119287 4 months ago |
I'm a socialist anti-war vegan Berkley alumni pot smoking alcoholic ponyphile.
I guess they say opposites attract though. Maybe it would make a good fic. We'll see. ;) |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119297 4 months ago |
Can I get his lesbian daughter in on some marexhuman action? Can it be Lyra? |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119326 4 months ago |
lol.
"Cheney saunters up to The_Professor_of_Hoers and places his hand gently on his shoulder. He squeezes gently and leans on the nape of his neck, breathing heavily. His lips are purses and he whispers "Professor, you excite me beyond measure. In fact, you've made my heart stop in my very chest." "Oh Cheney" They handsome and smart professor who everyone loves replied "You do flatter me." Cheney began wheezing and coughing loudly in the professor's ear. "No!" He choked out. His voice strained and tense. "I'm serious. My heart really has stopped! Call 911!" |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119332 4 months ago |
*pursed. Stupid typos. My bad typing has killed all of the boners! |
| Anonymous #1119351 4 months ago |
Discord x Pinkie |
| Impious #1119377 4 months ago |
HOERS IS A BONER SLAYER |
| Anonymous #1119411 4 months ago |
[H1]I WANT NIGGERTRON TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!![/h1] |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1119533 4 months ago |
Damn.... I signed up for an account but I have no idea how you're supposed to put a damn story on there. Do you need to use something like Googledocs or soemthing? I don't know what you're supposed to do. Their FAQ offers little help in that regard. |
| CottonTales #1119558 4 months ago |
go to the stories tab then add stories then idk because I've never posted a story before |
| Anonymous #1120532 4 months ago |
How about Spitfire and Soarin' go training, things end up going from bad to worse (like actual life threatening danger),but they end up falling for each other.(I'm not picky about how much or where in the story the sex occurs, if any) |
| Anonymous #1120635 4 months ago |
Twilight X Shining Armor |
| Dysons_Fear #1121798 4 months ago |
Twilight X Princess Cadence |