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| Flutterguy #1113788 4 months ago |
Pony |
| Yorec #1113792 4 months ago |
can someone inform me where the whole fluffy pony abuse thing came from? |
| John-Conquest #1113795 4 months ago |
The fact that they're inbred abominations of science that are meant to look cute is the reason. >>145545 |
| Anonymous #1113926 4 months ago |
^>You remember that you saw something on the paper
>Sure enough, there's an ad for a "Fluffy Pony Protection Agency" >You call that number >A huge black muscle car arrives >A freakin' huge man in black clothes steps out of the car >He beats up your neighbor something fierce >We're talking hospitalization level here >He recovers the fluffy pony >He thanks you for your call, and drives away >You're okay with this |
| John-Conquest #1113952 4 months ago |
>then the fluffy pony drowns from humidity. |
| gashunk #1113960 4 months ago |
^
Every time you post one of those I imagine mr. bubbles from lilo and stitch as the huge man in black clothes. |
| John-Conquest #1113970 4 months ago |
Bruno sounds like a very sexy man then. |
| Anonymous #1114135 4 months ago |
@Gashunk Why not? |
| Anonymous #1119977 4 months ago |
Yorec - some people just can't handle seeing anything cute or innocent on the internet. |
| Anonymous #1119985 4 months ago |
#1119977 - also, I wrote this one. Except I remember it ending at "call police." Hm. |
| Nezumi #1128500 4 months ago |
Fluffy Pony abuse is basically a ripoff of Yukkuri abuse from the Touhou fandom (right down to some of the specific details or scenarios), and both seem to be provoked by the fact that some people find them creepy, annoying, or excessively cutesy. Also, you have to ponify everything, so apparently ponifying Yukkuri abuse is necessary. |
| THEPURPLERETARD2012 #1136762 4 months ago |
Bruno, the uberniggertron. He became real when the fatty tears of every fluffy pony-loving neckbeard (there were a lot) concentrated together. He saves fluffy ponies and steals money from the neckbeards that gave birth to him to help the fluffy ponies (he has to beat them up to stay in form). The neckbeards become dirt-poor and have to eat their own feces to survive.
Everybody is okay with it. Bruno, the niggertron, is happy because he can enact violence on everybody while keeping the fluffy ponies for himself, the fluffy pony abusers, because Bruno is the most magnificent nigger, and it's a honor to be manhandled by him, and the fluffy pony-loving neckbeards, because their fluffy ponies are saved by Bruno with their last savings. Meanwhile, fluffy ponies say 'pway |