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| Anonymous #1113738 4 months ago |
*cue fluttergrin sound fx* |
| Autumn_Shy #1115758 4 months ago |
Technician: "Welcome to the Microsoft technical support hotline, this is Sven, how may I be servicing you today?"
Me: "Yeah, I'd like to report that my computer is hazzardous." Tech: "How may I ask have you have come to the conclusion that your computer poses a health threat, otherthanthesightchanceofradiationleadingtocancerorotherskindiseases?" Me: "The image on my monitor caused me to go into cardiac arrest." Tech: "Sir, It is not the Microsoft company's liability what material you view on your PC, Furthermore, May I ask what it is that you have been viewing that could have led our product to cause you to suffer from cardiac arrest?" Me: "Poni, it was soo adorable I just... "Hnnnng" -loud thud followed by silence- Tech: "Sir? Are you still on the line?" ... "Sir?" ... "Thank you for calling the Microsoft technical support hotine, Have a good day." Me: X_x |