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| Jackarunda #1112196 4 months ago |
what's a flywire |
| Saint_Braeburn #1112208 4 months ago |
Sometimes on drop of water can kill them, and other times they can take bathes and be perfectly fine. |
| Anonymous #1112216 4 months ago |
I think "flywire" is "screen door" in foreign. |
| KirbyfanNeox #1112226 4 months ago |
D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG |
| Nebbie #1112279 4 months ago |
@Saint_Braeburn in at least one story a fluffy pony died from looking at water. In another a fluffy pony took a shower unsupervised.
This place seems to hav all the stories (more than are on here, actually): http://fluffypony.tumblr.com/ |
| Anonymous #1112290 4 months ago |
>you have two fluffy ponies
>one turns out to be female, the other male >soon you have six fluffy ponies >you keep the genders in separate cages and never let them out at the same time >fluffy ponies require careful monitoring of things like hot stoves >soon you realize what you must do >you carefully begin to breed your fluffy ponies for intelligence >soon they are smart enough to open their own cages and breed like hell >you realize your mistake, but can't bring yourself to euthanize or cripple them >you release them into the environment >fluffy ponies are found dead of misadventure in many ways >the eugenic effect of this rapidly increases their evolution >eventually they become smart enough to develop their own genetic technology and exterminate the humans with it >fluffy ponies alter themselves to lose their fluff and develop magic powers AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE! |
| Ginger_Fig #1112325 4 months ago |
Cute...but the crowd demands more horrible death and dismemberment.
[img]http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ehow/images/a08/58/be/draw-gladiators-roman-coliseum-800x800.jpg[img] Is there a thread for these on 4chan/mlp? |
| Ginger_Fig #1112330 4 months ago |
^Fucked that up...
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| Anonymous #1112368 4 months ago |
>you buy a fluffy pone at the store
>it has a horn >it begins to do strange magical things >you have no choice; you must remove its horn or it will surely die horribly >you pet it gently and, tears in eyes, get the scissors >you tell it that nothing bad will happen before you start to cut its horn >the scissors won't close >its horn can't be that hard, can it? >what the fuck, the scissors are going the other way >the scissors rip themselves out of your hands >they fly into your eyes, rapidly tearing apart your brain |
| Nebbie #1112500 4 months ago |
@anon368
This is why unicorn Fluffy Pones should always be sedated before horn-removal. It is also recommended that once the horn is gone, you just kill them outright since otherwise they'd be sad and annoying. |
| Van_Horsing #1112727 4 months ago |
When did this fluffy pony thing start? |
| Vree #1113593 4 months ago |
These real life pony fantasies are ++++ed up. |
| Anonymous #1115578 4 months ago |
>you buy a fluffy pone at the store
>it has a horn >it begins to do strange magical things >you have no choice; you must remove its horn or it will surely die horribly >you remember nebbie's advice about sedating it first >the needle stops short before it goes into the fluff >no matter how hard you push, it won't move >oh fuck not again >the needle rips itself out of your hand >it flies into your forehead, injecting its contents into your skull >you become a drooling, incoherent retard >in other words nothing has changed |
| StandingBehindYou #1116362 4 months ago |
>you buy a fluffy pone at the store
>it has a horn >it begins to do strange magical things >you have no choice; you must remove its horn or it will surely die horribly >you remember nebbie's advice about sedating it first >you remember what happened to that guy who tried to perform the operation without safety equipment >after putting on the proper equipment you return to begin the operation >as you part the fluff to inject the sedative, you notice something >your fluffy pony has a short antler as well as a horn which did not sick out through the fluff >you check its limbs, and notice that several of them are shedding fluff to reveal limbs that most certainly do not belong to a fluffy pony. >you remember that there is a 0.0002% chance that a fluffy pony will give birth to a draconequus when it explodes into a litter >Fuck >your draconequus wakes up >it grins at you sadistically and says a single word >"bananas" >you wake up in a shady motel in Brazil with an entire loaf of French bread shoved up your ass >Your Draconequus is lying beside you smoking a cigarette. >“was it good for you” |
| Job_for_a_Cowpony #1139589 4 months ago |
>Bruno , after delivering an iron bar to the butthole, gets his pay in the usual way:Fluffy pony
>Big ass grin all the way home >One day, she dives headfirst into Bruno's abs screaming "TEEKUHL FITE!" smiling >Bruno tickles back , but doesnt notice he is hurting Fluffy Pony with his massively strong hands >Fluffy Pony begins squealing in agony, but Bruno is way too overwhelmed with joy to hear any of it >Her ribs shatter ,as well as her hip bones and clavicles >Bruno stops when Fluffy Pony stops making noises, the pain made her pass out >Bruno is horrified, runs out of his house with a mush of passed out pony on his hands >Cant take to a vet because car broke down and it would take too long to get to the vet by foot >Bruno cries like a microscopic bitch , while pony bleeds from mouth, slowly dying |
| Anonymous #1413611 1 month ago |
Nice story, I approve |