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| Saint_Braeburn #1111958 4 months ago |
>Fluffy pony wants dinner
>You grab her some yogurt and open it for her >She tries to pick it up by pinning it between her hooves >She pinches too hard, too fast >The yoghurt goes flying into her face >She falls backwards in shock, trying to rub it out of her eyes >That only smears it deeper into the fluff >She thinks she has gone blind >”WHERE EYES? NO SEE.” >She panics, hops up, and starts running blindly at her top speed of three miles per hour >She runs straight into a wall |
| PonyRIG #1111976 4 months ago |
even if is about the fluffy ponies, is just text, text pics are meta, meta must be destroyed...
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| Fuzzy_Logic #1111977 4 months ago |
fluffy pony eats a fish stick
its really yummy so she eats another one then she eats some french fries except she pronounces it fwench fwies because she has a speech impediment you laugh at her adorable mispwonunciation and she cwies because she is sensitive about it it is the result of a tongue injury from when her brother tried to cut her tongue out as a child because he went kinda crazy she runs away and marries kturtle they dont invite you to the wedding but they send you a thank you card for the gift you didnt send theres a picture inside of her and kturtle making out and flipping you off |
| Saint_Braeburn #1111985 4 months ago |
Decided to post a funny story, so no one would get depressed. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1111997 4 months ago |
^^ But neither of them have hands |
| Dramatic_spoon #1115293 4 months ago |
......if the fluffy pony ran into a wall at 3 mph, and given how fragile these things are, it probably would have exploded. |
| Document #1120613 4 months ago |
http://ponibooru.413chan.net/rules.html - "meta - content which is more relevant to the fandom, the people in it, or Ponibooru than to the ponies themselves.". Fluffy ponies are fanon/OC ponies, but still ponies. |
| Anonymous #1126771 4 months ago |
^>You come back the following day
>Everything is so clean that it almost shines >The fluffy ponies have been bathed, and are playing with a brand new ball and other toys >A fluffy pony vet is giving a checkup to a fluffy pony who is happily sucking on a lollipop >A huge, muscular man in a black suit steps in from a side door >He's wearing an apron that says "nuzzle the cook" and carrying an extra large bag of fluffy pony chow (spaghetti flavored) >He cheerfully yells "Who wants some food?" >The fluffy ponies surround him as he fills some brand new food dishes, chattering excitedly >You ask him what's going on >He smiles, telling you that the Fluffy Pony Protection Agency reached an agreement with the owner of the orphanage >He tells you that things will definitely get better from now on, and hands you a brand new uniform >You're doubtful >He shows you the required documents for all the modifications and improvements >They're legal, and bear the signature of the owner of the orphanage >You look at the blood smears on the paper >You ask the man if his name is Bruno, by any chance >He says that yes, he is Bruno >Everything makes sense now |
| Shaky #1127717 4 months ago |
>Implying I would treat the fluffy ponies like that.
Seriously, all the stories where the reader is the cause of the abuse and neglect are stupid, since the reader probably wouldn't be treating fluffy ponies as such. You wanna upset somebody? Make it so they're not in charge, make them powerless. Also, I wanna please Bruno in every possible way. From making him food to sucking his dick. |
| Anonymous #1131692 4 months ago |
>Bruno is happily married with two kids and another on the way
>he's flattered you'd say that, though |
| Anonymous #1131902 4 months ago |
>One night Anon sneaks into orphanage.
>Anon almost trips alarms. >Its just him and fluffies >fluffys hear anon >say "who ther?" and "pway" >Anon says its time for a bath >Anon covers fluffies with gasoline >fluffies have the cutest sneezes >Anon lights gasoline >fluffies burn, the smell of burning fluff everywhere >Anon catches fire, says he did it for teh lulz THE END |
| Anonymous #1179388 3 months ago |
^...okay. |