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| Anonymous #1111902 4 months ago |
>And that's why you're gonna be very careful.
>Because you're a kind and caring fluffy pony owner. >Right? |
| Saint_Braeburn #1111908 4 months ago |
Thi is my favorite Fluffy Pony story
>fluffy pony runs around the house with a sheet tied around her neck like a cape >likes to scream “i supa poni!” >think its adorable >sometimes play with fluffy pony and pretend you are a super villain >”Roar! I have you in my clutches now super pony!” >fluffy pony giggles while you grab her and tickle her >one day, accidentally leave sink running when answering the phone >come back >fluffy pony face down in sink wearing cape >fluffy pony drowned >sigh and prepare to go get a new one >suddenly the door slams open >robin, the boy wonder storms in with five other teenage super heroes >”Oh my god, this super villain has killed our comrade, super pony. Titans attack!” >three of the teen titans rush at you >first one trips on his cape, falls forward and breaks his neck >dies instantly >second one rushes into the stove, manages to turn it on, and sets herself on fire >apparently being on fire isn’t one of her super powers as she flails about >rushes outside and burns to death >third one rushes at me, trips and falls into the same sunk as fluffy pony >teen titan drowns >Robin stares at the devastation >”My god, he’s too powerful. Titans retreat!” >Robin and the remaining titan run away >titan rushes too quickly, slips on an oil slick outside and land in the road >is hit by a truck >look around at the devastation >fucking teen titans |
| Shockblock99 #1111911 4 months ago |
Oh God DAMN it. Stop railroading this towards tears! I- I don't want to cry today... |
| John-Conquest #1111916 4 months ago |
1908 I love that one. |
| Shockblock99 #1111931 4 months ago |
Okay, Braeburn. Despite the dead pony I had to smile. Thanks. |
| Anonymous #1111951 4 months ago |
^>Then, under your astonished eyes, the Titans vanish, as if they were never there.
>A gentleman with a british accent steps outside of a police box that you didn't notice. >He hands you your fluffy pony, cape and all, unharmed. >She nuzzles you. >The gentleman says "Next time, be more careful, for goodness' sake!" >He enters the police box. >The police box makes a weird sound and vanishes. >You look at your adorable fluffy pony. Then at the place where the police box was supposed to be. >Whisky Tango Foxtrot. >You shrug and get back inside. >This time, you remember to empty the sink. >A fine day is had by all. |
| John-Conquest #1111960 4 months ago |
@1111951 But the titans. What about them? You big meanie doo doo head! |
| Saint_Braeburn #1111980 4 months ago |
^ I'm sure Robin returned safely, and told Batman all about his strange adventure
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| John-Conquest #1112013 4 months ago |
That's a relief. The Boy Wonder III ought to make him proud. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1112054 4 months ago |
Dammit I meant to post this image in my comment
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