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Psychopomf
#1111056
4 months ago
Gaston Rainbow Dash trying to get Twilight Belle from the clutches of the tragic beast Nightmare Moon?

I would pay for that fanfic.
zanzibar
#1111061
4 months ago
(Ham levels 10%)
When I was a filly
I ate four-dozen eggs,
every morning to help me grow large!
(40% ham-tastic!)
And now that I'm grown I eat FIVE DOZEN EGGS,
(60% hammier time!)

SO I'M ROUGHLY!


(70% Ham to ham combat!)

THE SIZE!!


(80% Ark-ham city! )

OF A BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-GE!!!


(9000% WORLD OF HAM)
Jackarunda
#1111065
4 months ago

HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR, HAIR

AchingScaphoid
#1111120
4 months ago
This would make the fight at the end SO anticlimactic. She'd just pop right back up after she falls from the castle.
FeralSocks018
#1111203
4 months ago
No one flies like Rainbow!
No one fights like Rainbow!
No one dazzles spectators with light like Rainbow!
Anonymous
#1113231
4 months ago
See that wacky old coot is 'Jack's grandma,
And her sanity's only so so.
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
Since I looked at that crazy old mare.
See I promised myself I'd be married to 'Jack,
And a plan is evolving with flair!
GreyAcumane
#1113465
4 months ago
DASHTON

Scootaloo:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Dashton Looking gloomy as rain clouds
Ev'ry pony wants to be you, Dashton Even when you have been cowed
There's no mare in town as admired as you You're ev'ryone's fave pegasi
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why
No one flies like Dashton Through the skies like Dashton
No one else has those cranberry eyes like Dashton
For there's no mare so cool that she's chilly cooler by twenty percent!
You can ask any Mare, Colt or Filly And they'll tell you whose friendship is their mane event
Cutie Mark Crusaders:
No one ships like Dashton Flaps her lips like Dashton
No one puts cutie marks on your hips like Dashton Rainbow Dash:
Sonic Rainbooms, yes, mine are exhilarating!
Cutie Mark Crusaders:
Sky Pegasi, that Dashton! Give five "hurrahs!" Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Scootaloo:
Dashton is the best And the rest is all drips
Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS:
No one eats like Dashton performs feats like Dashton
Scootaloo:
In that annual race nobody cheats like Dashton!
Applejack, Pinky Pie, Fluttershy:
For there's no one as speedy or faster
Rainbow Dash:
As you see I've got awesome to spare
Scootaloo:
Not a bit of her's slow, she's a master!
Rainbow Dash:
That's right! I'd fly through tornados just for a dumb dare!
Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS:
No one kicks like Dashton takes her licks like Dashton
Scootaloo:
No one else falls for all the cheap tricks like Dashton
Rainbow Dash:
I'm especially good at exaggerating! Pomf!*wingboner* Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS:
Ten points for Dashton!
Rainbow Dash:
When I was a foal I flew four dozen miles
Ev'ry morning to help me get fast
And now that I'm grown I fly five dozen miles
So I now fly at speeds unsurpassed!
Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS:
Oh, ahhh, wow! Sky Pegasi, that Dashton!
No one grins like Dashton Makes those wins like Dashton
Scootaloo:
Then goes into those aerial spins like Dashton
Rainbow Dash:
I use rainbows in all of my decorating!
Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS:
Sky Pegasi, Dashton!

DASHTON (REPRISE)

Rainbow Dash:
Alicorn Princess, hmmm? Alicorn Princess, hmmm!

Hey, Scoots, I'm afraid, I've been pranking

Scootaloo:
A troublesome hobby
Rainbow Dash:
but fun
but Celestia is Twilight's teacher who every day raises the sun
Now the wheels in my head have been turning Since the fanon made her a huge troll
See, I've promised myself to prank her and Twilight and now I'll be achieving that goal

(hushed speaking) If I... (whisper)
Scootaloo:
Yes?
Rainbow Dash:
Then we...(whisper)
Scootaloo:
No! Would they...
Rainbow Dash:
(whisper) Guess!
Scootaloo:
Now I get it!
Rainbow Dash & Scootaloo:
Let's Go! (resume singing) No one trots like Dashton Rainbow Dash:
Takes cheap shots like Dashton
Scootaloo:
No one's got half as hot of a plot as Dashton
Cutie Mark Crusaders & AJ, PP, and FS:
So their confusion soon'll be devastating Sky Pegasi! Dashton!
Anonymous
#1113474
4 months ago
@Greyacumane

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I do not have an applause gif hard enough