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Jackarunda
#1109998
4 months ago
inb4 headcannon
Anonymous
#1109999
4 months ago
best guess i have heard yet
Anonymous
#1110001
4 months ago
Anonymous
#1110005
4 months ago
seriously does no fucking person get the difference between canon and cannon
PonyRIG
#1110006
4 months ago
too darker for a kids show, i bet it will be just that no one asked Twilight, if it get Lampshade repeatly it will be glorious.
Spike: EVEN I DIDN'T KNEW THAT!
Anonymous
#1110008
4 months ago
She has a dragon.
Knights kill dragons.
The whole thing is kinda awkward.
DeeperMadness
#1110018
4 months ago
My personal fanon says that he's the personal bodyguard of the princess and that they've grown close due to their time together, which is why they're getting married. Twilight didn't like to mention him before now because of the scandal of royalty marrying a commoner, let alone the fact that he's only a unicorn.

Or, alternatively, he was on a secret mission and they had to keep mum about it all.

The only other thing I can think of is that he's a bit of a twat to her because of his amazing abilities as a warrior and she doesn't like mentioning him for that very reason.
Impious
#1110028
4 months ago
He's the black sheep of the family. He did something to shame the family name in Canterlot and he isn't mentioned, ever, as a result.

To get away from his reputation, he fled to a neighboring country and became Cadence's bodyguard, and fell in love with her. By the time he returns, only Twilight and her family remember his past fail. Awkwardness ensues.

Then Cadence ends up being someone completely different. Even more awkwardness ensues.
Fuzzy_Logic
#1110031
4 months ago
OR people have their own lives outside their family especially if they live in different places!

AND MAYBE, maybe, a series which, at most, represents only 60 days of someones life...doesn't NEED to explain where someone was? Have you never gone 60 days without seeing a family member? You've never had 60 days, through your whole life, that you didn't see one single person in your family?

Twilight's fucking parents have been in ONE EPISODE and nobody wonders "oh where were they we thought they were dead and/or didnt exist wah wah" yeesh you guys grow hte hell up
Fuzzy_Logic
#1110036
4 months ago
Maybe everybody was told about twilight's brother off-screen!

Maybe when you know somebody has a brother you don't mention him constantly when he has nothing to do with a situation!

i mean jeez you guys there's just no problem here whatsoever
ZePassionateOne
#1110039
4 months ago
Fuzzy...chill dude. You're taking it to seriously.
Impious
#1110042
4 months ago
@fuzzy

The Mane 6 have been through two winters together at least. That's two years, unless global weather systems in Equestria are completely different from ours. They ARE Pegasi-controlled, but the planet still orbits the sun. I think.
Psyga315
#1110051
4 months ago
Actually, Ze, I think I agree with Fuzzy on this. It does seem the most logical.
Fuzzy_Logic
#1110073
4 months ago
Yes, two years time passage, but each episode focuses on a day or two at most. 50 years could pass with only two episodes, but that wouldn't turn the non-mention of a character into a travesty when that character showed up.
Impious
#1110080
4 months ago
Well, that being the case I'm going with the idea that he either lives WAAAAYY out in the boonies (Cadence's province being far away) and has simply been a non-issue in Twilight's life, or he's done something to warrant him being a touchy conversation point. I have a cousin that's like that.

She killed a man. We don't really talk about her.
Impious
#1110084
4 months ago
^Not saying that Armor is a murderer or anything, of course.
ZePassionateOne
#1110087
4 months ago
@Psyga: Oh, but I never said he was either wrong or right. It's just the way he wanted to get through was a tad...angry. Well, he's kinda angry all the time, anyway.
JazzGlenn
#1110097
4 months ago
Well, I just think hes busy serving Equestria on a far away camp. He met Candence by some event, *insert cliche love story here*, and then they decided to get married in Equestria. Twi got surprised and became all possessive with big bro, *insert cliche Sherlock Holmes thingy*. She failed to prove anything, and accept the facts, but then *dunDunDUUUUUUN*.... Candence is a Colt!
Impious
#1110118
4 months ago
It'd be amazing if Cadence was Trixie in disguise, if only for sheer "what the fuck?" value and the delicious drama of Trixie and Twilight being in-laws.

"Wait, she's your sister?!"

"Yes. What, do you two know eachother?"

"Uh, no! Not at all! Nothing like that!"

*ohshitohshitohshit*
Sonlir
#1110239
4 months ago
You know what?

Let's make headcannons when the episode actually AIRS (or leaks out).
Anonymous
#1110363
4 months ago
Equestrian Foreign Legion is my headcanon.
Psyga315
#1110366
4 months ago
@Ze: That I can agree with.
Crazael
#1110414
4 months ago
If they are siblings, I don't see it as that unbelievable that she never mentioned him to anyone. I don't talk about my older brother all that much and most of my friends probably don't even know I have one. There isn't even any kind of traumatic reason for it, I just don't generally have any reason to talk about him.
Anonymous
#1110505
4 months ago
I never mentioned my brother where I worked, upon to a day he gave me a ride. I mean, it's not that uncommon happening. Do you go around asking your friends: hey, how many family members you have?
Millfox
#1110619
4 months ago
You do realize that THERE IS NO FUCKING WAR IN EQUESTRIA!
Anonymous
#1110768
4 months ago
^ hat's why he joined the EQD: to fight a war somewhere far, far away.
Psyga315
#1111215
4 months ago
^^

coughdiscordcoughnightmaremooncoughwindigoescough
Nemns
#1111284
4 months ago
>"Candace" ...
SilverCurls
#1111338
4 months ago
@Millfox

Somepony didn't watch the clip for this saturday.
Anonymous
#1114708
4 months ago
And, you know what? Since it wasn't brought up, I'm going to come up with some crazy rumor on where Twilights parents were all this time...

... They were at home...
Anonymous
#1117561
4 months ago
Candace....

CANDACE

*brb lolling*
Anonymous
#1121470
4 months ago
She didn't mention it because no one asked her