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Itsosimple
#1105444
4 months ago
Hahahaha
Saint_Braeburn
#1105452
4 months ago
This reminds me of a story about a crime fighting Fluffy Pony........

>fluffy pony runs around the house with a sheet tied around her neck like a cape
>likes to scream “i supa poni!”
>think its adorable
>sometimes play with fluffy pony and pretend you are a super villain
>”Roar! I have you in my clutches now super pony!”
>fluffy pony giggles while you grab her and tickle her
>one day, accidentally leave sink running when answering the phone
>come back
>fluffy pony face down in sink wearing cape
>fluffy pony drowned
>sigh and prepare to go get a new one
>suddenly the door slams open
>robin, the boy wonder storms in with five other teenage super heroes
>”Oh my god, this super villain has killed our comrade, super pony. Titans attack!”
>three of the teen titans rush at you
>first one trips on his cape, falls forward and breaks his neck
>dies instantly
>second one rushes into the stove, manages to turn it on, and sets herself on fire
>apparently being on fire isn’t one of her super powers as she flails about
>rushes outside and burns to death
>third one rushes at me, trips and falls into the same sunk as fluffy pony
>teen titan drowns
>Robin stares at the devastation
>”My god, he’s too powerful. Titans retreat!”
>Robin and the remaining titan run away
>titan rushes too quickly, slips on an oil slick outside and land in the road
>is hit by a truck
>look around at the devastation
>fucking teen titans

..........What a great story.
benger
#1105459
4 months ago
^I didnt like that story one bit. I LOVED IT!
DeeperMadness
#1105478
4 months ago
We need more fatal fluffy pone stories.
ChickNeighney
#1105482
4 months ago
I'd prefer it if they stayed alive, thank you.
Saint_Braeburn
#1105496
4 months ago
@ChickNeighy

Fine, here is a PG rated Fluffy Pony story.

>Fluffy pony gets chewed out by Da Chief
>”Dammit, Fluffy Pony! The Mayor is all over my ass on this one!”
>Fluffy Pony is chewing on its badge
>”Well, what do you have to say for yourself, hotshot?”
>Fluffy Pony runs out screaming “Ball!”
>”Dammit, Fluffy Pony! You have no regard for the law!”
ChickNeighney
#1105502
4 months ago
Oh fluffy pony, you so crazy.
gashunk
#1105506
4 months ago
@Saint_braeburn
Fluffy pone / Axe cop crossover! Fund it!
BlazBrony
#1109916
4 months ago
I did not see that coming.
Homfrog
#1156691
3 months ago
@Saint_Braeburn ...neck?