
| Itsosimple #1105444 4 months ago |
Hahahaha |
| Saint_Braeburn #1105452 4 months ago |
This reminds me of a story about a crime fighting Fluffy Pony........
>fluffy pony runs around the house with a sheet tied around her neck like a cape >likes to scream “i supa poni!” >think its adorable >sometimes play with fluffy pony and pretend you are a super villain >”Roar! I have you in my clutches now super pony!” >fluffy pony giggles while you grab her and tickle her >one day, accidentally leave sink running when answering the phone >come back >fluffy pony face down in sink wearing cape >fluffy pony drowned >sigh and prepare to go get a new one >suddenly the door slams open >robin, the boy wonder storms in with five other teenage super heroes >”Oh my god, this super villain has killed our comrade, super pony. Titans attack!” >three of the teen titans rush at you >first one trips on his cape, falls forward and breaks his neck >dies instantly >second one rushes into the stove, manages to turn it on, and sets herself on fire >apparently being on fire isn’t one of her super powers as she flails about >rushes outside and burns to death >third one rushes at me, trips and falls into the same sunk as fluffy pony >teen titan drowns >Robin stares at the devastation >”My god, he’s too powerful. Titans retreat!” >Robin and the remaining titan run away >titan rushes too quickly, slips on an oil slick outside and land in the road >is hit by a truck >look around at the devastation >fucking teen titans ..........What a great story. |
| benger #1105459 4 months ago |
^I didnt like that story one bit. I LOVED IT! |
| DeeperMadness #1105478 4 months ago |
We need more fatal fluffy pone stories. |
| ChickNeighney #1105482 4 months ago |
I'd prefer it if they stayed alive, thank you. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1105496 4 months ago |
@ChickNeighy
Fine, here is a PG rated Fluffy Pony story. >Fluffy pony gets chewed out by Da Chief >”Dammit, Fluffy Pony! The Mayor is all over my ass on this one!” >Fluffy Pony is chewing on its badge >”Well, what do you have to say for yourself, hotshot?” >Fluffy Pony runs out screaming “Ball!” >”Dammit, Fluffy Pony! You have no regard for the law!” |
| ChickNeighney #1105502 4 months ago |
Oh fluffy pony, you so crazy. |
| gashunk #1105506 4 months ago |
@Saint_braeburn
Fluffy pone / Axe cop crossover! Fund it! |
| BlazBrony #1109916 4 months ago |
I did not see that coming. |
| Homfrog #1156691 3 months ago |
@Saint_Braeburn ...neck? |