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| Saint_Braeburn #1101838 4 months ago |
I'm crying for the Fluffy Pony, while laughing at it.
Also how does a wheel slice something as big as a Fluffy Pony in half, and how did the biker not see the Fluffy Pony? And am I over analyzing this? |
| peony #1101840 4 months ago |
Maybe just a little, Saint |
| John-Conquest #1101843 4 months ago |
I think fluffy ponies are about 6" to 1' tall. |
| DeeperMadness #1101849 4 months ago |
Maybe it was Nicolas Cage as Ghost Rider, Saint? |
| Anonymous #1101859 4 months ago |
Fluffy ponies are also about as stout as wet tissue paper. |
| catrianheir #1102613 4 months ago |
Saint. There is an abundant population of douche bags in this world. It's a lot more likely that this biker ran the pony over on purpose either because he could or because it was cute. People are assholes like that. When I first realized that I tried to at least keep them a safe 20 feet away from me at all times. It worked for a while; death threats do that do those kind of people. At first they don't believe you, so they instigate to call your bluff. They stop when you show them you mean it by jumping to eye level with them via wrapping your legs around their waist, then proceeding to claw at their eye sockets.
"Luckily" nobody was seriously injured. Still; that dumbass is a bit more "well-behaved" now. Meaning I'm not his punching bag anymore. He's got other people to torment. |
| Anonymous #1114182 4 months ago |
^>As you stare in horror, a distinguished japanese gentleman with a long trench stops near the fluffy pony
>His face is split in half by a scar, with one half darker than the other >A little girl with ponytails is with him >He doesn't talk, reaches inside his trench >pulls out surgical needles and suture >he literally stitches your fluffy pony back in shape in no time >he stands up, tosses a scalpel >the rear wheel of the bike explodes as the surgical implement slices cleanly through it >The little girl is petting your fluffy pony, and gives you instructions on how to care for her and when to remove the stitches >She sounds very professional >The tall asian gentleman calls for her, says they're late >The little girl answers "Coming, dr. Blackjack!" (wonder who'll get the reference :D) |
| Dramatic_spoon #1115301 4 months ago |
@ Anon4182.
why isn't Pinako lisping? |
| Anonymous #1116869 4 months ago |
@Dramatic_spoon
because there's no "lisp letters" inside the only phrase she actually says in the text. She was probably lisping like crazy as she instructed the fluffy pony owner on how to care for the fluffy patient. |
| Anonymous #1410970 1 month ago |
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