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| Fridge_Logic #1091988 4 months ago |
It's just a show. You should really just relax. |
| TooOldForThisShow #1091997 4 months ago |
Overthinking things a little |
| Zancrow #1091998 4 months ago |
It bet it was Zeus. |
| ColgateUnicorn #1091999 4 months ago |
"A Minotaur is a product of a human woman and a male bull having sex."
I I I can't handle the stupidity here Hold on I need a break |
| Anonymous #1092000 4 months ago |
No humans in Equestria. Some creatures are inconsistent with their real-world-mythology counterparts. |
| Anonymous #1092002 4 months ago |
I'm sure it's more from the show's staff thinking about an amusing creature to add to the show and didn't really give much of a damn of its origins.
In other words, it's television so chillax. But as a sidenote, I want to see hippogriffs from the lulz it will bring. |
| Anonymous #1092006 4 months ago |
Greek Mythology |
| Zancrow #1092018 4 months ago |
You could also wonder why he is called a Minotaur without a King Minos. |
| Eliwood10 #1092025 4 months ago |
@Colgate
You need to brush up on your Greek Mythology |
| Rostam #1092031 4 months ago |
Well if you going with that logic.
Manticore should have a human face...and 2 rows of teeth( teeth varies so i can forget about that) Grandma told me never play in the field or the manticore would get me :( |
| Anonymous #1092033 4 months ago |
Alternate ending to the Greek myth:
Theseus is killed by the Minotaur. Eventually, the Minotaur found a way out of the maze and left Crete on his journey to Equestria. He then became a business man. now he is rich and successful. The end |
| Anonymous #1092034 4 months ago |
Alternate ending to the Greek myth:
Theseus is killed by the Minotaur. Eventually, the Minotaur found a way out of the maze and left Crete on his journey to Equestria. He then became a business man now he is rich and successful. The end |
| CottonTales #1092035 4 months ago |
and pegasi are born from breeding a unicorn and a bird |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1092056 4 months ago |
A Minotaur is a product of 2 Minotaurs having sloppy, grunty, hilarious sex. |
| Jackarunda #1092064 4 months ago |
eeww |
| Impious #1092119 4 months ago |
Humans existed in Equestria long ago, but they're all dead now. Minotaurs are still around.
now shut up |
| ColgateUnicorn #1092135 4 months ago |
>Whistling
>Read Professor's comment >Laugh >Spit >All over monitor |
| THEPURPLERETARD2012 #1092140 4 months ago |
hey man its just a childrens cartoon dont take things out of context |
| Aponybrony #1092141 4 months ago |
As the ProfessorOfHoers said. |
| Draconequus #1092145 4 months ago |
He's a professor, he knows his shit. |
| PonyPon #1092156 4 months ago |
Yeah Imp, the minute they all decided to stop offing each other, the universe declared "mission complete" and promptly swallowed them all in a giant space cloud. |
| Mattatatta #1092163 4 months ago |
Assuming there first Minotaur was created the same way in Equestria as it was in Ancient Crete, I highly doubt that humans exist in modern-day Equestria. The human race is way too stubborn and attention-seeking to NOT have been seen on the show by now.
So I'm gonna say Minotaurs grew in population, Humans died out (which, given their stubborn nature, was probably a great cataclysmic event) and faded into myth. Now the shoe is on the other foot, instead of being pure myth, a Minotaur is a race, and Humans are now possibly merely things found in legend. |
| AppleJackFrost #1092165 4 months ago |
@ProfessorOfHoes
You are my nth god this week. |
| Impious #1092168 4 months ago |
Exactly, PonyPon!
That, or Discord genocide'd them. |
| SpecialAnon #1092211 4 months ago |
inb4 "It's magic, you can't explain that" argument. |
| Cerulean #1092219 4 months ago |
If you examine Iron Will's legs, they appear to have scales. Since dragons are bipeds with hands, it makes sense that Equestrian minotaurs are a bull-dragon mix instead of a bull-human mix. |
| Nightweaver20xx #1092322 4 months ago |
@Fridge_Logic
For Mystery Pony Theater... THREE THOUSAAAAAAAND! *clang* |
| EricNeoMatrix #1092341 4 months ago |
The good ProfessorOfHoers has spoken. |
| Anonymous #1092445 4 months ago |
Hey guys, did you notice?
He's doing the People's Eyebrow. |
| Anonymous #1092497 4 months ago |
NOPE |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #1092511 4 months ago |
@Cerulean.
Is more like snake pants, you know, fashionable nowadays and makes you more manly. But the prof is right, ALL RIGHT |
| CommandoDude #1092602 4 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1092609 4 months ago |
Maybe there're humans, trapped in medieval stasis, on another continent ?
But yeah, you're overanalysing |
| Fronzel #1092914 4 months ago |
Iron Will is the result of Canterlot Magic Academy experiments with strange, excavated skeletons.
Not all pieces were available so they made substitutions from some cow test subjects. |
| Vree #1092973 4 months ago |
What is a human?
A human is a creature with a centaur top and a minotaur bottom. |
| Anonymous #1093272 4 months ago |
And since they have the constellation of Orion, it's possible they've got the rest as well. That would mean one for Sagittarius, which is depicted as a centaur. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN! |
| Anonymous #1093394 4 months ago |
I liked that his seminar took place in the hedge maze. |
| Anonymous #1093826 4 months ago |
Vree. I love you.
Also, a Minotaur could be part Great Ape in the MLP universe for all we know. After all, the Manticore had a lion face... |
| Gorank #1094338 4 months ago |
@CottonTales Actually, the original Pegasus was the child of Posiedon and Medusa. (It was concieved shortly before Medusa became a monster.) |
| CottonTales #1094350 4 months ago |
@Gorank
oh the more you know I guess, I was just saying things that sounded right like I usually do |
| martianmister #1097780 4 months ago |
Not in DnD |