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| Anonymous #1089249 4 months ago |
One day the oven was broken and Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill.
>ONE HOUR LATER< she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. When the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equestria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. As crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |
| Van_Horsing #1089358 4 months ago |
^And then they were both attacked by an evil watermark. |
| TheLoneLampman #1089505 4 months ago |
The dude is STILL at it?
Okay, the only thing I can come up with is someone is paying him to do this, because even a lesser being would have known to give up by now. |
| Anonymous #1089967 4 months ago |
I need to apologize to everyone for what I have been posting. It was really idiotic of me to waste my time writing this horrible short story that is essentially snuff fiction centering around the most adorable filly in all of Equestria and posting it all over the place like some retard for the so called "lulz".
I am in the wrong and I realize that as fan of the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic I am not representing the fundamental ideals the show, which are to love one another and to tolerate our each other on matter how difficult it can be. I do not hate you but I can surely say that I dislike where the direction this fandom is headed towards. Things like Scootabuse, underwear on ponies, gorefics, clopfics, Cupcakes, Nyx, futa, and some pretty disgusting ships. We have become like every other fandom of children's cartoon or video game. I wrote what I wrote out hate for these things, using my hate as fuel or a raging fire. It is with this apology that I resign my anonymity on Ponibooru and create an account under the name of THEPURPLERETARD2012. if this name has already been taken I will use another. thank you for you time and once again would like to say sorry. |
| DaxRattler #1091596 4 months ago |
*ignore wall of troll text, admire wingspan* |