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| Anonymous #1088807 4 months ago |
One day the oven was broken and Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill.
>ONE HOUR LATER< she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. When the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equestria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. As crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |
| Anonymous #1088814 4 months ago |
Wow, he's still at it? How rich does a kid have to be to get this much free time? |
| panzerfan #1088826 4 months ago |
Fixed.
One day a derpy image was posted and Anonymous decided to try to fix it. It had been tinkering with a copypasta around the Internets for a long time before this, and it jumped at the chance to post something worthwhile with it slowly developing skill. >ONE MINUTE LATER< It successfully posted at ponybooru after about an a minute. It thought to itself for a moment, analyzing the comment tab. It started messing around with the image tags. suddenly the comments roared to life, it had gone into self tl;dr mode. It couldn't feel it at first but soon the comments started to roll in. Anonymous quickly started making some response but quickly realized that it lacked the intellect to make something new. Soon, the posts went elsewhere. Before long it can feel the DERRRRAAALLLEE coming on but it was powerless to stop it. Anonymous cried in joy as the comment became irrelevant. The others continued to tl;dr it to older comments. When the shitstorm had finally finished it left Ponybooru, covered in sweat and body odor, it would never get Roboshi to favorite it. BECAUSE IT DIDN'T POST THE IMAGE. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Roboshi had come home after a long day's work and was ready for to favor some new images. As she stared at the screen, she could smell what was a mixture of butthurt and something lulwut like a cool story bro. She quickly clicked the comment section to the source of this cool story. The Roboshi saw that it was coming from this image. She clicked the mouse using her right hand. As crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Roboshi was more bored than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |
| Van_Horsing #1089386 4 months ago |
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