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| MagicMarker #1087971 4 months ago |
Man, I'm so going to hell for this. |
| Impious #1088003 4 months ago |
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY WOULD |
| MagicMarker #1088010 4 months ago |
NOT WITH THEM EYES OF NOTRE DAME WATCHIN' MAN. THOSE EYES ARE SCARY AS HELL. |
| Saphyr #1088019 4 months ago |
Well, I suppose as long as we all still appreciate the show's production team for all the hard work they put in to make the show good quality fun for all ages... |
| WatermelonRat #1088034 4 months ago |
"STOP!" the good archbrony yelled. |
| Impious #1088037 4 months ago |
Hey, none of it's the writers' fault. Blame executive meddling. |
| MagicMarker #1088042 4 months ago |
@Watermelon Rat
"THIS IS AN ABLEIST DEMON. I'M SENDING IT BACK TO POST WHERE IT BELONGS." |
| Anonymous #1088129 4 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1088312 4 months ago |
One day the oven was broken and Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill.
>ONE HOUR LATER< she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. when the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equsetria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. Her crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |
| DoctorDreidal #1088468 4 months ago |
@MagicMarker
See now, the innocent tears they have shed, o'er the removal of Derpy~ |
| DoctorDreidal #1088472 4 months ago |
^Scratch that!
Instead: See now, the betrayal of your loyal bronies on the steps of Notre Dame~ |
| Zancrow #1089023 4 months ago |
Frollo: "Witchcraft...." |