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| Jackarunda #1087948 4 months ago |
All I see is
"Are they mad, daddy?" "Yes daughter, they are mad." |
| DaisyHead #1087974 4 months ago |
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| WatermelonRat #1088015 4 months ago |
I say it's just a passing pedophile. |
| Anonymous #1088180 4 months ago |
One day the oven was broken and Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill.
>ONE HOUR LATER< she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. when the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equsetria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. Her crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |
| Hyzy #1088375 4 months ago |
@180 Really dude? |
| Anonymous #1088407 4 months ago |
@#1088180 Obvious troll is obvious. |
| Anonymous #1088444 4 months ago |
Great as if Simlun wasn't the worst thing to happen to Dinky now we have anonymous Dinkybuse troll. |
| Anonymous #1088470 4 months ago |
#1088407 no shit sherlock
#1088375 fuck you #1088444 what are you talking about |
| TheLoneLampman #1088756 4 months ago |
Anonytroll: Just how sad, lonely, and pathetic is your life that you literally have nothing better to do than to bother people who watch ponies? |
| Anonymous #1088763 4 months ago |
#1088756
Agreed. Plus, you're not putting in any effort. Screw attacking a deserving target with an innocent premise, just spam something that any sane man wouldn't like! You see, the point of trolling is that you need to be subtle. The other party can't know you're a troll, or you lose. We all know you're a troll, so you've got no success here. |
| Blaze-Bolt #1088889 4 months ago |
No, isn't his name Scrolls? |
| Nebbie #1089197 4 months ago |
He is Jack Harkness. It's why he's near Dinky. |