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| Anonymous #1087549 4 months ago |
Scumbag Cadence |
| Anonymous #1087563 4 months ago |
Lesbians? In this fandom? What a fucking shocker! -_-
I'm surrounded by heterophobes... |
| Nebbie #1087565 4 months ago |
Alicorns do watever the fukk they want. |
| CottonTales #1087573 4 months ago |
well as long as its an agreed upon threesome with shining armor as well I see no problem here |
| Anonymous #1087584 4 months ago |
Cottontale: Molestia: Why not make it a foursome |
| Homfrog #1087595 4 months ago |
Hetero is only so rare because males themselves are so rare. |
| Anonymous #1087609 4 months ago |
I'm sure if he is quiet, they will let Shining Armor watch |
| Anonymous #1087614 4 months ago |
@Homfrog
Hearts and Hooves Day proved that there is an equal amount of both male and female. |
| gashunk #1087653 4 months ago |
That may or may not be related to you. |
| Nebbie #1087662 4 months ago |
^And that took more than a season and a half.
Also, most ponies with speaking lines are still female. BG ponies that hav no established character aren't great for shipping. |
| Nebbie #1087664 4 months ago |
^^* |
| CottonTales #1087675 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
wait are we still in the FIM fandom? |
| Anonymous #1087687 4 months ago |
@Nebbie
Yeah, because it's My Little Pony, what do you expect? Seriously? |
| DoctorDreidal #1087908 4 months ago |
>Implying that isn't normal behavior for royalty |
| d715 #1087963 4 months ago |
>implying he isn't sitting in a connor watching |
| Impious #1087986 4 months ago |
Cadence: Honey, on our wedding night can I fuck the Lunar Goddess?
Shining Armor: Sure thing baby, as long as you let me in on it. And then it was totally fine. |
| Anonymous #1088423 4 months ago |
Baked Bads
One day the oven was broken and Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill. >ONE HOUR LATER< she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. when the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equsetria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. Her crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |
| WildHeart #1089211 4 months ago |
Males like lesbians?
<adviceanon> Must be hetereophobes! |
| mathprofbrony #1089232 4 months ago |
Droit du seigneur. |
| achro #1089585 4 months ago |
Cadence will be the new Molestia. |
| achro #1089598 4 months ago |
In social context, the word 'decadent' is often used to describe corrosive decline due to an erosion of moral, ethical, and sexual traditions.
She will be Decadence |
| Niggoslav_Krawczyk #1107263 4 months ago |
The best part of Decadence is that technically we might be able to swing that into the show based on how royal titles work, if they reeeaaally want to make her seem that much 'extra foreign'
someone suggest it completely straight-faced to the crew and don't mention the Cadence so fast after De. Shhhhhh! Random royal pony: PERRRZINTIN' HER ROYAL HIGHNESS ALURA DE CADENCE |
| Anonymous #1199615 3 months ago |
Bachelor. |