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| FeralSocks018 #1087215 4 months ago |
Just thought I'd share a color scheme. I've recently discovered the facinating stories of fluffy ponies and their sometimes-fun-but-usually-horrible adventures. |
| Anonymous #1087230 4 months ago |
"Pway?" |
| mindcannon #1087234 4 months ago |
@Feral
Can I see some? |
| FeralSocks018 #1087243 4 months ago |
There's a whole bunch here. |
| Anonymous #1087354 4 months ago |
>fluffyshy is flying around
>fluffyshy derps and falls on business end of sword >wings and limbs go flying everywhere >fluffyshy starts going "ouchie ouchie ouchie" >"Wingie why no fwy to me?" "How long till leggies?" it plaintively asks >you say "30 seconds" >there is a strange schlorping sound as its wings and legs grow back >fluffyshy flies to its food bowl >you get an A on your advanced bioengineering exam |
| FeralSocks018 #1087366 4 months ago |
>Playing peek-a-boo with fluffy pony
>you hide your face behind your hands >fluffy pony panics and runs around the room calling for you until you remove your hands |
| Anonymous #1087408 4 months ago |
>you look up from your newspaper
>fluffypie is pushing against thin air >you ask what she is doing >she says "Pushin' agin' fourf waw!" >you laugh and go back to your newspaper >she breaks through >she finds the guy who first started abusing fluffy ponies and sodomizes him to death >she comes back covered in his blood >you are okay with this |
| Shaggy #1087551 4 months ago |
>Fluffy Pony looks at water
>Fluffy Pony catches on fire and burns to death >Penis |
| Shaggy #1087562 4 months ago |
But what is a fluffy pony anyway? Are they abominations of science that are prone to kill them selves or get shitty sadistic owners? |
| Hex-Master #1087615 4 months ago |
Shaggy,
Fluffy Ponies are adorably clumsy ponies that have been specifically bred for their fluffy appearance. The downside is they are often inbred and lacking in common sense. Some are so slow-witted as to look up during a rainstorm and drown when water collects. Without proper guidance and protection most Fluffy Ponies don't live longer than a few months. Some people adopt them to keep as pets, although even this does little to expand their lifespan. |
| Anonymous #1087627 4 months ago |
What is a fluffy pony? A miserable little pile of fluff! |
| FeralSocks018 #1087729 4 months ago |
Hex-Master hit the nail on the head. That's exactly as they're depicted. |
| Shaggy #1087893 4 months ago |
So how big are these things and who started them? I keep thinking that tumblr did. |
| FeralSocks018 #1087914 4 months ago |
^I like to think they're about a foot tall. I don't know who started them, but I think Mixermike622 popularized them. |
| Anonymous #1087977 4 months ago |
^^^^^ So... they're like pony Yukkuris? |
| FeralSocks018 #1088310 4 months ago |
Actually, my mental picture is closer to 6-8 inches tall. That is a good size for maximum adorableness, as it's not too small that you can't play with it, but not so big as to detract from the cuteness. |
| Anonymous #1088480 4 months ago |
One day the oven was broken and Fluffy Dinky decided to try to fix it. She had been tinkering with things around the house for a long time before this, and she jumped at the chance to do something worthwhile with her slowly developing skill.
>ONE HOUR LATER< she unsuccessfully worked at the problem after about an hour. She thought to her self for a moment, analyzing the interior of the cold dark oven. She started messing around with the pilot light. suddenly the oven roared to life, it had gone into self cleaning mode. She couldn't feel it at first but soon the inside of the oven became warm. Fluffy Dinky quickly started pushing at the oven door with her front hooves but the little filly realized she simply didn't have the strength to push the heavy door open. Soon, the oven's insides had become an inferno. Before long her hooves became singed and she could smell her mane being burned to the roots. Fluffy Dinky cried in agony as the heat increased, hot pain engulfing her. The oven continued to roast her to death. when the oven had finally finished she was burnt crisp to the bone, covered in boiled fat and caked blood, she would never get her Engineering Cutie Mark. BECAUSE SHE WAS DEAD. >SEVERAL HOURS LATER< Derpy had come home after a long day's work and was ready for hugs from her most favorite filly in all of Equsetria. As she opened the door to her home, she could smell what was a mixture of smoke and something horrible like rotten fruit. She quickly ran into the kitchen to the source of the foul odor. The grey pony saw that it was coming from the oven. She lowered the oven door with her left hoof. Her crossed eyes widened and her mouth opened agape, tears rolled down her face. Derpy was more distraught than she had ever been in her entire life. THE END |
| Anonymous #1117679 4 months ago |
Art-Anon is the original artist.
art-anon.deviantart.com |