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| Peanutbutter #1085541 4 months ago |
you might be wondering what will happen and who you will meet on your birthday. well here is the answer in the great pony birthday game. I really don't have to explain the rules. they are pretty obvious |
| Dumb_Rock #1085550 4 months ago |
I will compete in an eating contest against Rarity.
lolwin |
| ponypikachu #1085553 4 months ago |
I like the other one better.
Celestia gave me a potato. Definately like the other one better. |
| Blaze-Bolt #1085554 4 months ago |
I married Berry Punch. Which is funny because I always saw her as a single mother that owned the towns Winery and rarely drinks. |
| Anonymous #1085555 4 months ago |
Everywhere I go Discord is watching. Jesus Christ how horrifying. |
| Imdumb #1085556 4 months ago |
August 20:
You will save Aloe from an evil psychopath. Great. Aloe... >_> |
| DaisyHead #1085559 4 months ago |
me and screwball will go on an epic journey to save the world. march 28th would be hell of a birthday. |
| Psychopomf #1085564 4 months ago |
...I get to marry Rainbow Dash?
On one hand I get no Twidash. On the other hand AWESOME |
| ponypikachu #1085568 4 months ago |
Seriously who hates February so much to give us potatoes? |
| Zancrow #1085569 4 months ago |
4th March. FUCK! YES! xD |
| PhilSrobeighn #1085579 4 months ago |
So I will become best friends with Applejack.
Better than the last one. Does that one still count? Do I become best friends with Applejack after violating Granny Smith? |
| Kohdok #1085586 4 months ago |
Heh. I get Rainbow. Rainbow giving a guy a lapdance is just further proof that March 5th is a day of UTTER CHAOS!! I mean, the Boston Massacre happened, Stalin Died, Monsuno has its official release date and now RAINBOW DASH IS ACTING STRAIGHT!! |
| AppleDash #1085587 4 months ago |
I marry Granny Smith
:| |
| KirbyfanNeox #1085591 4 months ago |
I'll become best friends with Derpy Hooves?! :D
Although it would've been nice to have been born on July 7... or March 7. |
| EvilHom3r #1085596 4 months ago |
Epic journey with Berry Punch? Not bad. |
| RyuSpike #1085602 4 months ago |
July 27: You will become best friends with Spike
....First I violated the poor kid and now we are friends? Why must my birthday suck dragonballz! |
| NightJack #1085604 4 months ago |
Marry Rarity... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
| Anonymous #1085605 4 months ago |
I will... marry Cherilee? Big Mac's not going to like that... |
| PhilSrobeighn #1085609 4 months ago |
Meanwhile, my son gets a lapdance from Applebloom tomorrow. Good present for a five-year-old. |
| Robomorons #1085612 4 months ago |
Imma marry Bon-Bon?
On one hand, she don't take shit from anypony. On the other hand, that voice. THAT VOICE. |
| AppleDash #1085613 4 months ago |
Actually, you know what? If I marry young Granny Smith that is pretty nice. |
| Dragoon #1085615 4 months ago |
August 31: I have to save Discord from an evil psychopath. Hope he will change his ways when I save him |
| Zancrow #1085620 4 months ago |
That's what I get. u jelly? ;) |
| Psychopomf #1085621 4 months ago |
@Dragoon
You have to save Discord from HIMSELF That could actually make an amusing Shivering Isle-esque fanfic |
| Anonymous #1085629 4 months ago |
I start a superhero team with Cheerilee.
I'm okay with this |
| Anonymous #1085631 4 months ago |
Everywhere you go Sweetie Belle will be watching.
... imokaywiththis |
| HotFuzz #1085636 4 months ago |
"You and Sweetie bell (sic) will start a rock band"
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| Natry #1085637 4 months ago |
Mrs. Cake and me are going to start an ice cream business together. I guess she makes the ice cream, and I do the scooping. |
| CogWeaver #1085639 4 months ago |
July 3rd: Become best friends with Applebloom.
Eh, not bad. |
| Obvious #1085642 4 months ago |
I will start a superhero team with Big Mac.
JOY... |
| Anonymous #1085645 4 months ago |
A lap dance form screwball hmmm what was it crazy chick's are great just make sure you can see what the front end is doing |
| metarusonikku #1085658 4 months ago |
Luna and I get to start an Ice Cream business! Huzzah! |
| PVRyohei #1085667 4 months ago |
I will marry Bon Bon.
Meh... |
| Anonymous #1085672 4 months ago |
I will start a lightsaber fight with Spitfire.
Flying lightsaber battle, anyone? :D |
| Dragoon #1085673 4 months ago |
@Psychopomf
Wait, so that would mean Discord somehow split himself into a good and evil half!? I don't know anything about the Shivering Isle thing, do you mind explaning it to me? |
| PhilSrobeighn #1085676 4 months ago |
Meanwhile: Roboshi and Smith's Apple Ice Cream!
It will be your favorite! (I can't believe I still remember that...) |
| Anonymous #1085688 4 months ago |
>every where I go Octavia will follow
Good look carrying that cello around. |
| Arne #1085692 4 months ago |
Me and Spitfire start a rock band. Sounds good to me. |
| Peanutbutter #1085696 4 months ago |
688
we have same the birthday hurray |
| Psychopomf #1085706 4 months ago |
@Dragoon
Let's see... put basically the God of Madness and his realm is under attack by the God of Order and Law and you found out the God of Order is actually a split personality from the Mad God So think Discord seperated into two I'd say. One half is his chaotic but fun loving side where his other half is the equally chaotic but mindraping and tormenting mortals side |
| Robomorons #1085708 4 months ago |
@PVRyohei
Hooray for polygamy! |
| krome #1085725 4 months ago |
me and luna are a own superhero team....I like that |
| Dragoon #1085734 4 months ago |
@Psychopomf
Ah, okay I see what you mean now and it sounds like a fanfic that I would enjoy reading |
| HeroInferno #1085741 4 months ago |
I shall return shortly dear friends, I must go and save Octavia from an evil psychopath. |
| marioandsonic #1085745 4 months ago |
I will start a lightsaber fight with Screwball.
... Lame. |
| Anonymous #1085751 4 months ago |
Me and Spitfire will open an icecream store.... which would probably melt in five seconds |
| RainBRO-Brite #1085769 4 months ago |
I WILL MARRY PINKIE PIE!!!!!!!!!!! XD |
| Anonymous #1085772 4 months ago |
I will marry daring do...I have no problem with this |
| RepentantAnon #1085773 4 months ago |
i will start a lightsaber fight with the mayor!
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| RainBRO-Brite #1085774 4 months ago |
YAY I WILL MARRY PINKIE PIE!!!!!!!!!!! XD |
| Anonymous #1085781 4 months ago |
Saving the world with Granny Smith?
NIIIICE :D |
| Harlequin_Jester #1085783 4 months ago |
Gilda will give me lap dance!!!
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| DaisyHead #1085794 4 months ago |
@harlequin i hate you XP |
| Anonymous #1085882 4 months ago |
WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED!
damnit celestia... stop watching me.... wait...no..no no no!!!! |
| RPG #1085933 4 months ago |
Sweetie Belle and I will go on a quest to save the world...
SPOILER: No cutiemark for her |
| Brony4Life #1085940 4 months ago |
Sweetie Bell and I will save the world. Fallout Equestria anyone? XD |
| Zancrow #1085942 4 months ago |
^
What about you? |
| Zancrow #1085962 4 months ago |
@RPG |
| Brony4Life #1086034 4 months ago |
RPG, you will Sweetie Bell too. Cool. Maybe together we'll keep all the collateral damage she will cause to a minimum. |
| AppleJackFrost #1086041 4 months ago |
Lightsaber fight with RD? |
| SlayerBVC #1086068 4 months ago |
Why isn't Sweetie Belle on this list? All I see is somepony named Sweetie Bell who I've never heard of.
Also who's Applebloom and Big Macintos, and do they have any relation to Apple Bloom and Big MacIntosh? |
| Anonymous #1086161 4 months ago |
Me and Octavia will start a superhero team. . . . |
| Anonymous #1086173 4 months ago |
I marry the best pony.
Like I needed some picture to tell me that. |
| Anonymous #1086295 4 months ago |
Good lord, Apple Jack is my stalker...always watching...silently judging.... |
| MaroonBunyip #1086312 4 months ago |
AJ gives me a lapdance... ahuh... |
| overlore #1086333 4 months ago |
I gotta save the world with rarity? Sweet we'll be saving the world in style! |
| Natsuke #1086389 4 months ago |
brb, starting a Rockband with AppleBloom >.> |
| Shomyooh #1086493 4 months ago |
Great. I'm married to the town drunk .__. |
| ROTHY #1086546 4 months ago |
@1085629
That was me by the way. |
| Anonymous #1086702 4 months ago |
Rock band with derpy hooves
AAAAAAAAWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAA |
| moku5 #1086787 4 months ago |
I will marry Rarity. Faaaantastic |
| Anonymous #1086897 4 months ago |
i got a epic journey with rainbow dash |
| Jack-o-Lantern #1087164 4 months ago |
I'm getting a lapdance from Daring Do |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #1087206 4 months ago |
I will start a lightsaber fight with Applebloom...
 |
| Anonymous #1087248 4 months ago |
>Starting a rock band with Trixie.
This can only end well. |
| JamesBob #1087775 4 months ago |
Uh... Thanks for the potato Applejack. |
| -Lunacy #1087776 4 months ago |
Superhero team with Scootaloo!
Chicken powers activate! |
| Anonymous #1087802 4 months ago |
I'll start a rockband with Luna. AWESOME. |
| MidnightLance #1088001 4 months ago |
Heck yes Lap dance from Celestia |
| LurkatonHammer #1088004 4 months ago |
Start a Superhero Team with Spike.
You can go ahead and order the gravestones now. |
| Draconequus #1088020 4 months ago |
I will become best friends with Sweetie Belle.
 |
| BattleGT #1088046 4 months ago |
I will marry...Spitfire. SCORE! |
| Anonymous #1088072 4 months ago |
03/30 a lap dance from berry punch not bad |
| Dr_Action #1088210 4 months ago |
I saved Aloe from a Psychopath
and would the psychopath turn out to be her sister? |
| Anonymous #1088287 4 months ago |
I will start a superhero team with Fluttershy |
| TBTabby #1088340 4 months ago |
I will marry Aloe.
This is so sudden. |
| SilverCurls #1088676 4 months ago |
Sweet me and my favorite pony will go on a quest to save the world.
We will save it via checklists, studying, and books. |
| omega51 #1088687 4 months ago |
March 28th... i think i'll skip my birthday... forever |
| Anonymous #1088724 4 months ago |
eating contest with doctor whooves? I wanted Twilight to give me a lapdance :( |
| tehdude #1088784 4 months ago |
"Screwball will give me a lapdance". What!? That can't be right! Wait a minute... *remembers JJ's depiction of her as a maid* Now it is. :D |
| LordBristle #1088823 4 months ago |
Buck yeah, I'll start a rock band with Spitfire! |
| Anonymous #1088872 4 months ago |
I get a lap dance from daring do...should i tell rainbow dash about this after or before i get it? |
| Levelist #1089039 4 months ago |
"You and Applebloom will start an ice cream business."
No way this is gonna succeed cuz´I SHALL DEVOUR EVERYHING ICY AND DELICIOUS YOU OWN!! |
| Anonymous #1089216 4 months ago |
Celestia and I start an ice cream business! |
| CottonTales #1089231 4 months ago |
Lyra gives me a lapdance |
| KiyoshiKouta2 #1092452 4 months ago |
Me and mac are gonna go bowling |
| daishizen #1094370 4 months ago |
I will go on an epic journey with Daring Do to save the world |
| PikaRobo #1121703 4 months ago |
I'm saving Discord from an evil psychopath?
WAT. |
| Anonymous #1123053 4 months ago |
>Spike and I open an ice cream business.
>We go bankrupt because Spike keeps eating all of our ice cream. FUCKING SPIKE |
| Anonymous #1237007 3 months ago |
FUCK YES LAPDANCE FROM DOCTOR WHOOVES I'M NOT EVEN GAY |
| Anonymous #1237015 3 months ago |
^ I am 12237007. Also, I pity the one who gets a lapdance from big mac. Horse wangs are like 9 feet long |
| Bobrella #1237029 3 months ago |
I will save big Mac from a psycho |
| Anonymous #1237051 3 months ago |
@7015 I got that one. Is it that bad? |
| Serr #1237057 3 months ago |
Fluttershy will give me potato as a present.
Well.. Thanks I guess. |
| Anonymous #1255041 3 months ago |
I saved Scootaloo from an evil psychopath? This better be epic like a movie... |
| Anonymous #1256356 3 months ago |
big mac gives me a lapdance XD |
| DashRaptor #1256394 3 months ago |
@AkatsukiKaizoku
I too am going to do a duel with Applebloom |
| doyen-sotiris #1256416 3 months ago |
I'm going to merry Berry Punch...?
I wish I was born on the 5th, instead... |
| Anonymous #1260359 3 months ago |
My birthday.
April 15th. I and Celestia will be starting your superhero team today. XD |
| Anonymous #1306058 2 months ago |
Apparently it looks like I'm going to start an ice cream business with Derpy Hooves.
SWEET! |
| Epoch_Lionheart #1336559 2 months ago |
MARRYING LUNA! YES! |
| Bolan #1336580 2 months ago |
A lap dance from Trixie.
I like this outcome. :) |
| Anonymous #1341811 2 months ago |
Me and Discord go on an epic journey to save the world.
Me and Discord save the world. Save the world. MY BRAIN IS FULL OF TRILLIONS OF FUCK. |
| Rinnosuke #1341817 2 months ago |
>April 15th. I and Celestia will be starting your superhero team today. XD
WUT? It`s my birthday! So now there is 3 of us in that team? I`ll be the red one! |
| Anonymous #1381327 2 months ago |
>January
>31st >January. The 31st. Well time to ring my funeral bell. |
| Anonymous #1382529 2 months ago |
^Huh, looks like my birthday makes sense now. Me and Discord go off on a journey to save the world from you, and Discord kills you with a lightsaber. |