
| benger #1083564 4 months ago |
dont worry derpy, i waana destroy hasbro too |
| CogWeaver #1083598 4 months ago |
And then Derpy was a terminator, sent back in time to protect the life of John Clopper.
(that's the best name I could think up for him...) |
| Impious #1083615 4 months ago |
Nononono.
Derpy is now blind, mute, and has no identity. She is now ![]() |
| DaisyHead #1083675 4 months ago |
derpy is now 60+ plus year old italian contortionist who wears outfits that make the most out of their contortionism for the most awkward moments. |
| DoctorDreidal #1083685 4 months ago |
^Not to mention she makes sounds that resemble a long-forgotten nightmare creature. |
| Impious #1083710 4 months ago |
Well yeah, they dug out her voice box. Now all she can do is make nightmarish growling and hissing noises. |
| Saker82 #1083763 4 months ago |
No, Derpy is the host for a centuries old demon and Starswirl the Bearded sealed it inside by knocking one of her eyes out of whack and now that Hasbro has "fixed" her eye the demon is now free to exact its terrible and bloody revenge on all of Equestria, and when its done there it's coming fir our dimension. Way to go Hasbro. |
| Dsoff #1083937 4 months ago |
Ex... |
| Anonymous #1083940 4 months ago |
@Saker
Wasn't this the plot of Terminator 2? I mean, the OTHER Terminator 2? |