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AppleDash
#1078609
4 months ago
Inception
Jackarunda
#1078635
4 months ago
[h1]DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN[/h2]
Jackarunda
#1078636
4 months ago
Perfect opportunity, I screwed it up. Fuck me in the ass with a thermos.
CogWeaver
#1078645
4 months ago
I actually have had dreams like this where the same thing leads to itself over and over again. Once it happens enough times and you start expecting it, you think you're lucid enough to start controlling the dream and stop the cycle. Only thing is you can't, and it's only after you start drowning in the inevitability of your subconsciousness that you wake up, and it takes another hour or two to fall back asleep again.

Last time it happened for me, I was terribly sick, it kept happening every time I tried to sleep, and it got to the point where I could go through the cycle ten times in under a minute.

That was the worst night I've ever experienced...
Jackarunda
#1078655
4 months ago
Someone get that amazing Calvin & Hobbes comic in here where Calvin has an inception moment
Nebbie
#1078659
4 months ago
@Jackarunda

WITH PLEASURE, JACKIE BOY

Nebbie
#1078660
4 months ago
(the thermos thing :D)
CogWeaver
#1078662
4 months ago
@Jack
I'm not touching your previous request...

Molestia
#1078666
4 months ago

ALLOW ME TO ASSIST

TheShrubberyDemander
#1078671
4 months ago
Jackarunda
#1078672
4 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

@CogWeaver
Thanks. You're amazing.
Nebbie
#1078675
4 months ago
Ah, your majesty. I'm glad you're here. Hav you chosen a fitting liquid for what will be inside the thermos?
Molestia
#1078694
4 months ago
My warm, freshly squeezed titmilk. And he'll drink it afterwards.
marioandsonic
#1078734
4 months ago
WE MUST GO DEEPER
Molestia
#1078745
4 months ago
@marioandsonic
Oh hell yes, WE MUST GO DEEEEEEPER
Xuncu
#1078751
4 months ago
If crap like that happened to me on a regular basis, I'd prolly start distrusting reality, too.
Draconequus
#1078756
4 months ago
Where's Deeper?! Where're we going?!
Molestia
#1078837
4 months ago
*eyes Draconequus lustily*
Draconequus
#1078845
4 months ago
...
AkatsukiKaizoku
#1078859
4 months ago
YES! THIS IS THE PONIBOORU I KNOW! So much Derpy drama has blank.. ed... my... mi...

What is Molestia doing?
Molestia
#1078873
4 months ago
I could sodomize Jackie with this titmilk-filled thermos... but he appears to have left. Probably to go blither to his wife about how much he loves her or some other equally pathetic activity.

I hope you're stretchy, Draconequus >:3
Draconequus
#1078883
4 months ago
I'm sure I will be after this...
*braces self*
Molestia
#1078903
4 months ago
Not even gonna try to run, eh? Didn't know you were bi. Doesn't matter to me, but that's fantastic.

*lubes up*
*one one deft movement, sinks the thermos up to the base in Draconequus' vagina*
*thrusts with the force of an epileptic hurricane*
Draconequus
#1078910
4 months ago
I'm not, but there's no point running from an omnipotent rape machine.

Also

I'm gonna feel that in the morning.
Nightweaver20xx
#1078918
4 months ago
AkatsukiKaizoku
#1078920
4 months ago
@Molestia
Molestia
#1078942
4 months ago
Seee?! This woman gets it. You could teach a thing or two to Mr. Faithful-husband-runs-away-from-molestia over there.

And yes, you're going to feel it in the morning. For the rest of your life.
And now, you're coming to bed with me to continue.

Goodnight everypony!
Draconequus
#1078944
4 months ago
*gets dragged away*
... Tell my mother I love her...
Goodnight everypony...
Jackarunda
#1078959
4 months ago
Hey guys what's goin' on in this th

*leaves*
AkatsukiKaizoku
#1078960
4 months ago
WHY EVERYPONY THAT IS GOOD GETS THIS? WHY?!

Molestia
#1078976
4 months ago
*shouts from castle window*

DON'T YOU oof WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD, AKATSUKI, YOU'LL GET take it bitch A PIECE OF THIS EVENTUALLY; EVERYONE WILL
Draconequus
#1078982
4 months ago
ZePassionateOne
#1079002
4 months ago
WHoa...just...whoa...*tries to run away before it's to late*
Jackarunda
#1079028
4 months ago
She already left, ZPO. You're good.
And I'm quite glad she did, even at poor Dracon's expense.

Now if you'll excuse me, my ass is feeling quite unfucked. Goodnight everypony.

*heads home*

Schmoopy doo!
AkatsukiKaizoku
#1079034
4 months ago
Oh god... WHAT I HAVE DONE?!!
Draconequus
#1079045
4 months ago
I don't know what your problem is Ze.
She's quite the good pillow talker.
And as long as you push the memories to the deepest pit of your mind, you'll be fine.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go the hospital for some reason.
ZePassionateOne
#1079047
4 months ago
@Dracy: Oh good! Maybe you can take my place from now on then =D.
Draconequus
#1079050
4 months ago
You fool Ze.
You know she'll only want the both of us now.
She's never satisfied...
ZePassionateOne
#1079063
4 months ago
Dracy, I...

Anonymous
#1079269
4 months ago
063: I so wish I had the skills to edit that gif to have Molestia chasing after Her. Preferably in an enthusiastic but un-hurried fashion.
Anonymous
#1079593
4 months ago
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yFNzG.gif[/IMG]
Anonymous
#1079594
4 months ago
Nebbie
#1080982
4 months ago
@ZPO Running will do you no good. Jack only escapes because she's lazy.