
| AppleDash #1078609 4 months ago |
Inception |
| Jackarunda #1078635 4 months ago |
[h1]DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN[/h2] |
| Jackarunda #1078636 4 months ago |
Perfect opportunity, I screwed it up. Fuck me in the ass with a thermos. |
| CogWeaver #1078645 4 months ago |
I actually have had dreams like this where the same thing leads to itself over and over again. Once it happens enough times and you start expecting it, you think you're lucid enough to start controlling the dream and stop the cycle. Only thing is you can't, and it's only after you start drowning in the inevitability of your subconsciousness that you wake up, and it takes another hour or two to fall back asleep again.
Last time it happened for me, I was terribly sick, it kept happening every time I tried to sleep, and it got to the point where I could go through the cycle ten times in under a minute. That was the worst night I've ever experienced... |
| Jackarunda #1078655 4 months ago |
Someone get that amazing Calvin & Hobbes comic in here where Calvin has an inception moment |
| Nebbie #1078659 4 months ago |
@Jackarunda
WITH PLEASURE, JACKIE BOY |
| Nebbie #1078660 4 months ago |
(the thermos thing :D) |
| CogWeaver #1078662 4 months ago |
@Jack
I'm not touching your previous request... ![]() |
| Molestia #1078666 4 months ago |
ALLOW ME TO ASSIST |
| TheShrubberyDemander #1078671 4 months ago |
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| Jackarunda #1078672 4 months ago |
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
@CogWeaver Thanks. You're amazing. |
| Nebbie #1078675 4 months ago |
Ah, your majesty. I'm glad you're here. Hav you chosen a fitting liquid for what will be inside the thermos? |
| Molestia #1078694 4 months ago |
My warm, freshly squeezed titmilk. And he'll drink it afterwards. |
| marioandsonic #1078734 4 months ago |
WE MUST GO DEEPER |
| Molestia #1078745 4 months ago |
@marioandsonic
Oh hell yes, WE MUST GO DEEEEEEPER |
| Xuncu #1078751 4 months ago |
If crap like that happened to me on a regular basis, I'd prolly start distrusting reality, too. |
| Draconequus #1078756 4 months ago |
Where's Deeper?! Where're we going?! |
| Molestia #1078837 4 months ago |
*eyes Draconequus lustily* |
| Draconequus #1078845 4 months ago |
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| AkatsukiKaizoku #1078859 4 months ago |
YES! THIS IS THE PONIBOORU I KNOW! So much Derpy drama has blank.. ed... my... mi...
What is Molestia doing? |
| Molestia #1078873 4 months ago |
I could sodomize Jackie with this titmilk-filled thermos... but he appears to have left. Probably to go blither to his wife about how much he loves her or some other equally pathetic activity.
I hope you're stretchy, Draconequus >:3 |
| Draconequus #1078883 4 months ago |
I'm sure I will be after this...
*braces self* |
| Molestia #1078903 4 months ago |
Not even gonna try to run, eh? Didn't know you were bi. Doesn't matter to me, but that's fantastic.
*lubes up* *one one deft movement, sinks the thermos up to the base in Draconequus' vagina* *thrusts with the force of an epileptic hurricane* |
| Draconequus #1078910 4 months ago |
I'm not, but there's no point running from an omnipotent rape machine.
Also
I'm gonna feel that in the morning. |
| Nightweaver20xx #1078918 4 months ago |
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| AkatsukiKaizoku #1078920 4 months ago |
@Molestia
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| Molestia #1078942 4 months ago |
Seee?! This woman gets it. You could teach a thing or two to Mr. Faithful-husband-runs-away-from-molestia over there.
And yes, you're going to feel it in the morning. For the rest of your life. And now, you're coming to bed with me to continue. Goodnight everypony! |
| Draconequus #1078944 4 months ago |
*gets dragged away*
... Tell my mother I love her... Goodnight everypony... |
| Jackarunda #1078959 4 months ago |
Hey guys what's goin' on in this th
*leaves* |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #1078960 4 months ago |
WHY EVERYPONY THAT IS GOOD GETS THIS? WHY?!
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| Molestia #1078976 4 months ago |
*shouts from castle window*
DON'T YOU oof WORRY YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD, AKATSUKI, YOU'LL GET take it bitch A PIECE OF THIS EVENTUALLY; EVERYONE WILL |
| Draconequus #1078982 4 months ago |
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| ZePassionateOne #1079002 4 months ago |
WHoa...just...whoa...*tries to run away before it's to late* |
| Jackarunda #1079028 4 months ago |
She already left, ZPO. You're good.
And I'm quite glad she did, even at poor Dracon's expense. Now if you'll excuse me, my ass is feeling quite unfucked. Goodnight everypony. |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #1079034 4 months ago |
Oh god... WHAT I HAVE DONE?!! |
| Draconequus #1079045 4 months ago |
I don't know what your problem is Ze.
She's quite the good pillow talker. And as long as you push the memories to the deepest pit of your mind, you'll be fine. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go the hospital for some reason. |
| ZePassionateOne #1079047 4 months ago |
@Dracy: Oh good! Maybe you can take my place from now on then =D. |
| Draconequus #1079050 4 months ago |
You fool Ze.
You know she'll only want the both of us now. She's never satisfied... |
| ZePassionateOne #1079063 4 months ago |
Dracy, I...
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| Anonymous #1079269 4 months ago |
063: I so wish I had the skills to edit that gif to have Molestia chasing after Her. Preferably in an enthusiastic but un-hurried fashion. |
| Anonymous #1079593 4 months ago |
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yFNzG.gif[/IMG] |
| Anonymous #1079594 4 months ago |
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| Nebbie #1080982 4 months ago |
@ZPO Running will do you no good. Jack only escapes because she's lazy. |