
| gashunk #1071476 4 months ago |
Lucky bugger! You may want to look up how to deal with anal hemorrhaging though. |
| FeralSocks018 #1071482 4 months ago |
I don't have to outrun her, I just need to outrun you! |
| Gittonsxv #1071492 4 months ago |
i will gladly take your place! |
| Impious #1071493 4 months ago |
Try to convince her to use the lube. She's no desert, but she can and will flay your skin off.
Although knowing you, she'll wear a strap-on just to be mean. |
| Jackarunda #1071496 4 months ago |
Do we tag PIRL pictures with the artist? Because I looked at all the other PIRL pics and there's no artist, so I just assumed we didn't
there's full res at source, as always |
| Anonymous #1071497 4 months ago |
I do not know whether to run to save what remains of innocent me, or be honored... |
| Anonymous #1071506 4 months ago |
is that jack? |
| Molestia #1071509 4 months ago |
Heh, "royally fucked"
XD |
| Impious #1071520 4 months ago |
Molestia, you WOULD fav this.
What's your favorite "prey" anyways? I know use hyooooooomans have fingers, and those are always a wonderful thing. |
| Anonymous #1071522 4 months ago |
Celestia:iii seeeee yoooouuuuu ccclllooopppinngg myy cuuuteee huuumaaan.... dooo noooot waaant heeeelp?....
Human: oh shit... What do I do now?!! |
| Anonymous #1071524 4 months ago |
*comes to Molestia with riding crop*
Spank me & call me a bad pony |
| Anonymous #1071525 4 months ago |
Is that a pompadour? |
| Poptartpoole #1071531 4 months ago |
no prob. better grab the hunting rifle real quick |
| Jackarunda #1071546 4 months ago |
@506 yes |
| Anonymous #1071554 4 months ago |
Molestia already made the joke, but...
"Holy shit! Molestia is in my room!" "Well, I guess that means you're..." *Puts on glasses* "Royally fucked." ![]() |
| Anonymous #1071556 4 months ago |
*sigh* All right, you obviously won't leave me alone until you've got your royal rocks off, so let's get this over with. Face down, plot in the air, your majesty. I'll be expecting some whinnies. |
| Anonymous #1071565 4 months ago |
Jesus jack you skinny |
| Molestia #1071573 4 months ago |
@Impious
Now don't get me wrong, I am completely pansexual. However, if I absolutely had to answer that question, I'd say I slightly prefer adult male ponies (stallions). They just... fit a teeeeny bit better, and most of them like to think of themselves as tough, and it's ridiculously fun to destroy that. Especially straight ones because they hate being made to submit to anal violation :3 That isn't to say I don't love human males, human females, mares, fillies and colts as well. They all have their ups and downs. |
| gashunk #1071611 4 months ago |
@molestia
What about bears? Have you ever violated a bear? |
| Anonymous #1071615 4 months ago |
Why come on in Princess |
| SendoRoba #1071639 4 months ago |
Would you run? |
| Impious #1071641 4 months ago |
So I guess that just means everything, then. Her Majesty does not discriminate, all are welcome to bask in her own special variety of love. Prepare your anus. |
| Molestia #1071679 4 months ago |
@gashunk
[singsong tune] "I've been everywhere, man, even fucked a bear" @1071565 Oh man, don't even get me started. I love it when my guys are slender and formed. Slender usually also means very flexible. Mmmmm... |
| Jackarunda #1071688 4 months ago |
FFFFFFFFFFFF GET AWAY FROM ME |
| Impious #1071713 4 months ago |
Just give in, Jack. Besides, if your anus somehow survives she just might reward you. Take that with a grain of salt, she has a reputation to uphold. Why, I remember my run-in with Molestia... My intestines are now completely mechanical.
Forgetting the safe word is not a good idea around her. But it was worth it! Worth it, I say! |
| peony #1071884 4 months ago |
The correct answer when faced with a Molestia in this sort of situate is to shout "woohoo" then pull the drawer full of sex toys out from under the bed.
What, noone else has a drawer full of sex tools? |
| Anonymous #1071948 4 months ago |
correr correr salva tu virginidad |
| ZePassionateOne #1072272 4 months ago |
The corner of your eye...
At least it's not me this time! |
| Chaos_Sparkle #1073292 4 months ago |
E.p.i.c. R.a.p.e., is it? I wouldn't mind...
(1 Hour later) Edit: Can't... breath... Molestia...horn..hooves *faints* |
| Anonymous #1073514 4 months ago |
Resistance is Futile, the only option is to brace yourself . . . I wonder if begging Her to be gentle would have the opposite affect? |
| Kokopure #1074549 4 months ago |
AHHHH HOLY GAH
... are those lesbian ponies on his screen?? |
| BlueYoshi #1075520 4 months ago |
Oh, that's just creepy. If Molestia was on my room doorstep and I was staring out he room and saw her, I would freak out. |
| 441 #1101163 4 months ago |
"Hold on, I'll get the lube and the leather stuff." |
| NightCruiser #1317971 2 months ago |
Blank wall is blank.. |
| Anonymous #1356492 2 months ago |
Aww cmon Jackie why scared of Molestia? shes nice and beautiful. And since thats you in the pic you're a handsome dude and Molestia loves skinny handsome dudes. So why not give in to Molestia? |
| Anonymous #1447305 1 month ago |
You so called Bronies are pathetic spending the rest of your time on this stupid cartoon... Iam being serious here you bronies contribute nothing to society, you're all worthless and I hate you all....
You sorry excuse for furies turned cartoon meant for little children and girls into this cesspool of, something I cant describe, you're all worthless. |