
| RepentantAnon #1070329 4 months ago |
oh for petes sakes. THIS is how you teach kids about sex! *links dinky to 4chan* you're welcome ^_^ |
| CallMeAl #1070334 4 months ago |
"See Dinky, when you want to unsee two ponies having sex, you do this!" |
| Anonymous #1070341 4 months ago |
Facemuffin: When facehoofing is not enough. |
| Anonymous #1070374 4 months ago |
Why does carrot top have a sausage? |
| PhilSrobeighn #1070392 4 months ago |
I am so asking my wife to hit me in the eye with a muffin next time we have sex. |
| Anonymous #1070406 4 months ago |
^
that's my fetish... |
| MaroonBunyip #1070407 4 months ago |
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| marioandsonic #1070450 4 months ago |
Oh, Derpy... |
| Zancrow #1070451 4 months ago |
"...stick a muffin in my eye!"? |
| Nightweaver20xx #1070688 4 months ago |
Derpy's demonstration is exactly what happens. EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS. |
| bustoblaster #1070731 4 months ago |
^ Hmm.....I get it! |
| Anonymous #1070926 4 months ago |
Sex is like breaking a Pinkie promise? |
| Topgearbrony #1071291 4 months ago |
@Maroon
heh a gif from Top Gear. The Ann Summers chest |
| achro #1071559 4 months ago |
^Anon: No, this is a muffin not a cupcake. The frosting's high sugar content would burn the eye worse than the muffin. |
| Document #1077848 4 months ago |
On the tags: I'm not surprised people here don't want an ableist_derpy tag to exist (I didn't start it), but ponies standing on their hind legs like humans is anthropomorphic no matter how much you hate the word. |
| Roxxas #1118126 4 months ago |
reminds me of a Naruto fanfic... theres a chap where the Jonin leaders each try to explain it to thier teams... the girl... whatshername does this with ninja tools... the smoking guy gives his team a cheap porn vid, Guy does interparative dance and Kakshi... shows team 7 his dirty magazines.
"when two ninja love each other... THIS happens!" then Hinata attacks Naruto and steals his pants. |
| Anonymous #1232637 3 months ago |
Sex is like 2 ponies with one having a sausage and the other one have a donut. Then the sausage mix with the donut and the sausage gives the donut some jelly and then it becomes a jelly donut! |