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Jackarunda
#1057962
4 months ago
An enraged dog, or ScrewLoose?
Junbug
#1057964
4 months ago
Ship FluttershyxTwilight?
Barbossa
#1057967
4 months ago
Help her down and treat her to some hot chocolate. Of course.
Yorec
#1057968
4 months ago
Lure dog away with bacon, get ladder to get Twilight down.
LucasGAN
#1057969
4 months ago
kill the dog, save twilight, sexy tiem
JP
#1057970
4 months ago
I will try to coax her to come down.
Anonymous
#1057978
4 months ago
Get the dog out of there and then help her down.
Drefsab
#1057979
4 months ago
Tell Screw Loose to get back to the hospital.
Anonymous
#1057988
4 months ago
Put these 14 wides to work.
Gomenasai
#1057995
4 months ago
Tell Twilight my address so she could safely teleport to my place.
Rubber_Bung
#1057996
4 months ago
Scare off the dog, invite Twilight home, try to get her (and the other 5) to join my herd. <3
Anonymous
#1058004
4 months ago
964...Cannot unsee>_<
ED-SKaR
#1058009
4 months ago
Junbug, OH Junbug, :P

I'd start by shooting the dog, then helping Twi down and taking her to her friends.
I might even get a reward cupcake!
Anonymous
#1058028
4 months ago
Beat crap out of dog. Continue on. Beating an annoying dog to within an inch of its life and beyond is reward enough.
Anonymous
#1058030
4 months ago
^Amen, brother.
Icelandicbrony
#1058044
4 months ago
FUS ROH DAH
Anonymous
#1058196
4 months ago
>Use the power of friendship to turn the dog to stone
>Use the power of friendship to become friends with Twilight
>Get invited to stay the night at her house
>???
>Wake up, and
Fuck the lot of you.

You know why? because people bitched "DURR HURR SHE SOUNDS RETARDED."

And you bitched, and you bitched, and you bitched.

This is the end result of your bitching.

Goddamit, do you remember the lesson of "Suited for Success?"

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.

And you fuckers did. So, you deserve it.
Anonymous
#1058205
4 months ago
Ask her wtf she is doing when he can just teleport or put the dog to sleep or something.
ponybrohoof
#1058209
4 months ago
calm the dog with food + help Twi get down + show her that this dog can be friendly so she can befriend with him + go for a walk together => FRIENDSHIP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
#1058222
4 months ago
Whine to Hasbro about the dog untill they fix it's eyes and voice, and chance its name to something else
Anonymous
#1058389
4 months ago
@222

8D
MGB_GT
#1058470
4 months ago
Call off the dog and offer Twilight a Ladder.

Or seeing as she can teleport tell her to try that. Surely the dog will have given up by then, if not call animal control.
GaianLuck
#1058549
4 months ago
ask twilight about why her magic isn't working.
ProfessorOfHoers
#1058584
4 months ago
Try to help Twilight any way I could and then go through the long yet rewarding process of courting her.

Oh, I know you say there's a dog there but it actually just turned out to be an escaped mental patient and he was easy enough to calm down.
Wheezie_Moonflower
#1058591
4 months ago
Pff. *opens jar of peanut butter, which dog starts chowing down on after setting it on the ground.*

Come on, it's safe. You can come down. Need some help?
Ggrizzly
#1058597
4 months ago
Kick the shit out of the dog.
Anonymous
#1058937
4 months ago
Stop barking?^^
SlayerBVC
#1059129
4 months ago
Say "cut it out," and if it has a collar take it back home. Come back for Twi and promise that you'll catch her.
BackgroundPony17
#1059233
4 months ago
Ask myself how the @#$% a horse ended up in a tree.
Solitude
#1059301
4 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtQ1yWro2b4
doomboy536
#1059384
4 months ago
Chase the dog away, then call Equestria Daily for advice.
marioandsonic
#1059395
4 months ago
Lure the dog away somehow, then get Twilight out of the tree.
PikaRobo
#1060506
4 months ago
I miss the hanging meme.
S1lvr_Transistor
#1060664
4 months ago
The answer is simple. Get a team of four friends to help you. have the first stay back for air support, the 2nd build an emergency irrigation system incase of random tsunamis, the 3rd yell "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" in a corner, and ride the 4th into battle like a horse. Simple. Then just show the dog a picture of Nicholas Cage.
DoctorDreidal
#1060736
4 months ago
>send dog on his way
>help twilight down from tree
>adventures in Equestria
Dysons_Fear
#1062585
4 months ago
What a great day! First I get a free dog, then a free best pony.
Xuncu
#1062591
4 months ago
Eat szechuan.
Anonymous
#1264941
3 months ago
Normally, leave the dog alone and hope he doesn't make it up the tree. But in this case, Twi is in trouble, so:

1. Beat the everliving shit out of the dog.
2. Tell Twi to jump.
3. Catch Twi.
4. Hug Twi.
5. Travel to Equestria with Twi and live happily ever after.