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| Anonymous #1057283 4 months ago |
wat fanfiction? |
| Fronzel #1057515 4 months ago |
The fanfiction where the owner of a fluffy pone decides he needs to take drastic measures to keep the stupid creature from killing itself. |
| Anonymous #1057983 4 months ago |
^ what's the title? |
| Simlun #1058054 4 months ago |
^It doesn't have a title, it's just a greentext from 4chan.
>You had a scare with fluffy pony today >She almost set herself on fire >You cant afford to make her a safety room >There’s only one way to make sure she’s safe >You call fluffy pony >She runs to you, smashing into a door frame on the way there >You tell her you’re going to play a game >You have a wooden board with several leather straps on it >Fluffy pony is excited >You tell her to lie down >She of course does so obediently. Fluffy pony would do anything for you >You fix the straps around her chest, stomach, legs, and forehead >You tickle her a little to calm her down >You pull out her favorite bandana - patterned with ducks and hearts- and blindfold her >She babbles to herself, wondering what you’re going to do next, before you stuff the gag into her mouth >You grab the gardening shears and take a deep breath >You position the open blades over her right foreleg, and close it with all your might >Fluffy pony tries to scream >It takes a few seconds of pushing, but soon the bone cracks and the leg is severed >You’re trying to shush fluffy pony, telling her everything will be okay >The next three legs were excruciating, but it’s for her own good >You try to block out the wails of pain coming through the gag as you cauterize the wounds >The screams stop stops >Fluffy pony has passed out >You tenderly bandage her and place her in her new home: a large salad bowl >Two weeks go by >Fluffy pony is beyond depressed. She cries all the time, asking you where her legs are >You had to drill a drainage hole in her bowl so she didnt drown in tears >You cant take it anymore. You get powerful battery and hook it up to fluffy pony >You give her a painful shock and reset her memory >Fluffy pony remembers nothing of the incident >Once again she loves you unconditionally. Especially when you take her out of her bowl to cuddle with her. |
| Anonymous #1058405 4 months ago |
^Dude thats some fucked up shit, but since it's 4chan i'm not that suprised |
| Anonymous #1058410 4 months ago |
^Almost forgot this
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| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1058518 4 months ago |
Oh.. oh god. I'm going to be sick. |
| AppleJackFrost #1058530 4 months ago |
That story...
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| Anonymous #1059091 4 months ago |
.... I should not have been aroused by that... |
| Anonymous #1060105 4 months ago |
It's like 4chan is sociopath ground zero.
fucked up story bro INDEED! |
| Anonymous #1060860 4 months ago |
@Simlun
Pfft, you call this a Fluffy pony story? This is a Fluffy pony story! >you finally buy a fluffy pony, it has purple fluff all over its cute body. >you bring her home and let her play with some blocks >she plays for hours before falling asleep and you pet her soft coat as she smiles in her sleep >A few weeks pass and she runs to you one day shouting. "Daddy, Daddy, wookie at what i made fwor woo! >you stare at the picture, it is her snuggled up with you saying "i wuv woo fowever daddy." >you give her a hug and smile. "i love you too, my wonderful little girl." >she falls asleep snuggled up to you like in the picture. > a few month pass and you decide its finally time, you grab your "fluffy pony preparation guide" and begin getting your ingredients ready to cook her. >you read that for best taste quality, your fluffy pony must be put through massive amounts of pain by its most loved figure. >you call fluffy pony to you, then you strap her to a small slab with leather strips. "okay baby, now i am going to have some fun with you, i hope you love games." you explain to her. >"oh i wuv games daddy, your the bestest daddy ever. i wuv woo wif all of my heart!" she beams up at you happily >you scratch her belly softly and she giggles before you raise a fist and hit her as hard as you can on the side of her muzzle, she screams out in fear and pain as you hear a sickening crack. blood begins pouring from her mouth and nose and she screams. "daddy, daddy pwease stop daddy. that weally hurt. i lwuv you, i am sowwy if i made wu mad. please dont hurt me." >you grin ferociously and hiss "i never loved you, because you are a worthless sack of pony shit." >you strike her again and hit her little muzzle, she sobs in agony as blood coats her fluffy fur, and her muzzle completely breaks. >she chokes out sobs and babbles incoherently. P.pp..ppplease, d.daddy.... stop..p... i...wuv... woo." >you tell her to shut up and you grab her skull, placing your thumb over her eyes before pushing as hard as you can. you hear a sickening squelching sound followed by another loud wail of pain as you rupture her eye in her socket. >sickly fluid runs from her eye and down her face as she convulses from the sheer pain of what is happening. >you decide to go ahead and finish it now by taking your cordless power drill, you make sure it works before placing the tip of the bit on the roof of her broken mouth. >you begin to laugh maniacally as you hear her spit out blood and a few words. "i want to go home... pwease, i want my daddy. pwease" she looks into your eyes in a near catatonic shocked state. >you start the drill and press up, she wails in more agony as it buries into the bone, she begins to choke and gargle as her blood pools in her throat. >the smell of hot, dusted bone reaches your nose and your fluffy pony convulses hard against the straps while screaming. before long she goes silent as you feel the drill break through the lasy part of bone and bury itself in her soft brain tissue. >the rip the drill bit out and blood along with juicy brain matter flows through the hold into her lifeless throat. >you wipe the blood off your face and begin to prepare the meal. > hours later your fluffy pony pie is completed and you take a bite, you suddenly realize it tastes like shit and spit it out. you read the book again and realize you forgot to marinate your fluffy pony in wine before cooking it. >you throw the rest of the pie away and make your way to the fluffy pony store once more, this time you will make sure to fix it right. |
| mindcannon #1060958 4 months ago |
@860
meh. trying too hard. |
| fonypag #1060992 4 months ago |
@Simlun
Jesus tap-dancing Christ. |
| Anonymous #1062690 4 months ago |
What really bothers me is that this is the kind of thing a Horse might say if they could speak when we Slaughter them . . . |
| Anonymous #1062703 4 months ago |
What bothers me is that that's the kind of thing a Horse might say if they could speak when we Slaughter them . . . |
| Simlun #1063782 4 months ago |
@Anon860
I know there are worse. I just wanted to copypaste the one this was based off. |
| Simlun #1063807 4 months ago |
I now read your story.
I bet you're the coolest guy in school, you're so grimdark and cool. |
| kios #1063936 4 months ago |
@Simlun alright, alright, you win. I see you've played pony story before. |
| Anonymous #1074725 4 months ago |
Why is their so much disturbed stuff on here? |
| Jackpot807 #1385158 2 months ago |
And here we have ground zero of the 4chan invasion of ponibooru. |