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| Anonymous #1049638 4 months ago |
inb4 raep |
| Takanuva #1049644 4 months ago |
Find my sleeping bag and sleep on the floor. |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1049647 4 months ago |
Pick them up and bite their heads to make sure they're genuine. Then rape. |
| Putuk #1049649 4 months ago |
Rub eyes.
Check if I'm not hallucinating. Sigh and sleep on the floor. |
| Rubber_Bung #1049656 4 months ago |
Still sleep in my bed because I've a king size like a boss. |
| Frisby #1049661 4 months ago |
Sleep in bed and snuggle all night. |
| Ten_Tacles #1049662 4 months ago |
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN MY GOD DAMN BED! |
| Anonymous #1049664 4 months ago |
Get a boner, rub it against them all night |
| Michos #1049665 4 months ago |
GOOD CELESTIA, KIDS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU NEED TO GET BACK HOME! YOUR PARENTS ARE WORRIED! |
| Abou #1049667 4 months ago |
Probably collapse because of diabeetus. |
| Silent_E #1049668 4 months ago |
Duck tape them together and then sleep with them. |
| LordBristle #1049671 4 months ago |
Suffer a heart attack with diabeetus and sleep on the floor. |
| zer0-0ne #1049675 4 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1049676 4 months ago |
Pass out on the couch so they can sleep? |
| Anonymous #1049682 4 months ago |
Stupid ninja's, it sure feels vain to scroll down & read my own comment-.- |
| Anonymous #1049690 4 months ago |
Simple...
...faint... xD |
| Anonymous #1049692 4 months ago |
Make a note to never do drugs again. |
| Anonymous #1049698 4 months ago |
OFFER MY SOUL UP TO THEM AND CALL THEM MASTER ;) |
| NightJack #1049699 4 months ago |
Oh you girls are sleeping in the bed, that fine I'll sleep on my chair. |
| Sygmus #1049702 4 months ago |
Hmm, when did my bedroom turn into Fluttershy's cottage? |
| OF29 #1049707 4 months ago |
*read them a bedtime story whilst they snack on some cookies and warm milk*
*tuck them in* *proceed to sleep on couch* |
| Psychopomf #1049710 4 months ago |
@zer0-0ne
Though after the shock wore off, I'd sigh and see if I couldn't find somewhere else for them to sleep. Its MY bed! |
| Kyouhen #1049717 4 months ago |
Cry. It'll take me hours to clean out all the tree sap. |
| ThePowerofANON #1049721 4 months ago |
Have a massive fangasm, calming down then either sleep on the floor probably, or spend half the night browsing the webs. |
| Psychopomf #1049727 4 months ago |
Oh. But Scootaloo could share. As long as we go back to back.
No reason to make this gay or anything. |
| doomboy536 #1049732 4 months ago |
Contact Equestria Daily for help! |
| Anonymous #1049735 4 months ago |
Make Sweetie Belle sing hush now quiet now and daww? Get diabetes? Wait, am I supposed to want to rape them or something? What do? |
| Zancrow #1049738 4 months ago |
Scootayawn is sooooooooo cute! |
| Anonymous #1049757 4 months ago |
"Please tell you're all housebroken..." |
| JP #1049769 4 months ago |
I would seriously question my perception of reality, and/or ponder how thin the lines between the real world and lucid dreams must have gotten. |
| marioandsonic #1049772 4 months ago |
Crawl into bed with them, and fall asleep a happy man. |
| Anonymous #1049791 4 months ago |
Who says I have a BED? |
| Saufsoldat #1049809 4 months ago |
Read them a bedtime story, then go sleep on the couch. |
| EvilHom3r #1049813 4 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1049822 4 months ago |
Snuggle them like plushies!! |
| Ginger_Fig #1049824 4 months ago |
Wonder what fucked up drugs I just took. |
| PVRyohei #1049866 4 months ago |
I would thank Celestia for the bless and proceed to live each second of my life for their sake. |
| Django #1049871 4 months ago |
Kick them out, and if they come back I'll Kill myself. |
| Anonymous #1049882 4 months ago |
Die from cutenesss
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! |
| Anonymous #1049890 4 months ago |
let's sing songs together |
| Anonymous #1049919 4 months ago |
cuddle |
| isthachakena #1049950 4 months ago |
Panic. These three are trouble. |
| Anonymous #1049979 4 months ago |
Three talking ponies with huge cute eyes?I would make a mini-zoo and become a millionaire! |
| FeralSocks018 #1049994 4 months ago |
Combine PVRyohei and anon 919's comments.
That's what I'd do. |
| Anonymous #1050100 4 months ago |
Do a double take. If they're still there, go back to the couch and sit there in the dark all night contemplating about reality vs. fantasy. |
| Anonymous #1050125 4 months ago |
wait untill they fall asleep
vomit and shit on them hide while they wake up and notice enjoy the show |
| Nebbie #1050202 4 months ago |
Tell them that it's my bed, so my rules. And the rules involve hefty amounts of rape. Of course, once I'm satisfied, I'd snuggle with them and try to comfort the raped ones while I try to get to sleep. I'd wait til morning to find out exactly how they got there, and whether I can rape them again. |
| Celestias_Servant #1050243 4 months ago |
I wonder how many more idiots prove they are pedos... Sorry guys, but you epically fail. |
| Anonymous #1050325 4 months ago |
@243 Who cares? |
| Anonymous #1050425 4 months ago |
Wow, guys. inb4 FBI van. |
| MGB_GT #1050524 4 months ago |
I'd suggest stone the trolls but they are literally made of it.
*pats the heads of the terrified crusaders* There there, they'll get what's coming to them, karma has a way. |
| Kokopure #1050668 4 months ago |
Brush Applebloom's goatee and sleep on the couch. |
| Gundlach #1050722 4 months ago |
Freak the hell out! ".....um.....h-h-hi? How did you get here?" *long pause* "I need to get you three back home. It's not here."
(How the hell am I gonna do that!? They're from a different dimension!) |
| Anonymous #1050942 4 months ago |
I'd give each one of them a hug, tuck them in to bed and sleep on the couch. |
| Mattatatta #1051061 4 months ago |
I'd wonder what the hell happened to my tiny bed first, then I'd ask how they got there. And then, regardless of the answer I receive, I'd just shrug and collapse onto the pile of clean clothes that are usually left next to my bed to be put away.
If they decide to keep talking to me, then I'll talk back, if I wake up and they're not there the next morning, I'll be certain I was hallucinating |
| Xuncu #1051221 4 months ago |
Llllllllladies~? |
| wandering_wastrel #1051256 4 months ago |
I wonder what a dimensional shifter cutie mark looks like. |
| Gundlach #1051350 4 months ago |
and I just noticed that I forgot to put 'safe' in between 'not' and 'here' (ugh it's either double-typing or absent-wording that gets me) |
| TheAntiCat #1051480 4 months ago |
You mean before or after my head asplodes? |
| Dysons_Fear #1051546 4 months ago |
Hug them! |
| ZeroJanitor #1052145 4 months ago |
Make two of them kiss and the third one kiss me. |
| Anonymous #1052662 4 months ago |
cuddle all night! <) |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1053089 4 months ago |
I would kindly ask if fluttershy was in the next room and go from there. I like Fluttershy in many ways. |
| Anonymous #1053243 4 months ago |
Squee like a little bitch and hug the hell out of them :) |
| Anonymous #1053604 4 months ago |
Hug them all night in a totally non sexual way.
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| Silversoul666 #1062653 4 months ago |
"It's a trap!" |
| Anonymous #1092873 4 months ago |
Ask Sweetie to sing "Hush Now, Quiet Now." |
| Anonymous #1103981 4 months ago |
1: Get camera
2: ??? 3: Profit! |
| Anonymous #1105824 4 months ago |
Sell'em to hasbro for a million each |
| Anonymous #1135182 4 months ago |
Call doctor, request increased prescription. |
| Takashi_0 #1135921 4 months ago |
HUGS
HUGS EVERYWHERE |
| Anonymous #1228007 3 months ago |
Tell them a rousing bedtime story by HP Lovecraft, using images of HR Giger when appropriate.
Then say if they should sleep on the couch, if they want to wake up in the morning. |
| Deserter #1235929 3 months ago |
Ask how they got here (Don't really care, but, hey, maybe it works both ways) redirect them to the guest room (Hey, that's my bed) and then tell them that if they need anything, they can wake me up.
Be woken up every 2 and a half hours |
| Anonymous #1327480 2 months ago |
temporary tattoo Cutie Marks!
(damn, I'm cruel.) |