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Anonymous
#1046862
4 months ago
Oh you got me there OP....
Anonymous
#1046864
4 months ago
CUTE FACE VERY CUTE FACE BUT WHAT COULD SHE BE HIDEING BEHIND THAT SMILE :/
Michos
#1046872
4 months ago

You see the blue thing? That's all the insulin i had to take.
Psychopomf
#1046875
4 months ago
Fox News: LIBERA-awwwwww
PowerToole
#1046881
4 months ago
Sorry, but the highest office that an individual who was not
BOOOOOORN IN THE USA!

BOOOOOORN IN THE USA!
can aspire to is governor. So even if she became a citizen of the United States she couldn't be your president.

Read your constitution, Americans! it's a remarkable document.
Bronyboy
#1046912
4 months ago
Hell, I'd vote for them.
Mushi
#1046915
4 months ago
i really cant say no!
PowerToole
#1046935
4 months ago
No, you can't vote for her because she can not run for the presidency of the United States of America because she was born elsewhere. In another planet and probably in another dimension!
Sorry Bronyboy, you can't. Sorry Mushi, you have to say no.

It would be unconstitutional.
Natry
#1047021
4 months ago
PowerToole has my vote for the office of Killjoy.
Anonymous
#1047023
4 months ago
^ Killjoy...
Anonymous
#1047078
4 months ago
I would amend and subvert the constitution any day of the week to have twilight be my leader!
Vree
#1047094
4 months ago
Unfortunately the opponent won by a landside, because after releasing the campaign poster all Twilight supporters mysteriously died of heart problems.
PowerToole
#1047110
4 months ago
I'm sorry, Natry. I don't wanna be a killjoy but the constitution is the constitution.
Also, you can't vote for me because I'm Chilean and because the Office of Killjoy doesn't exist.
@078 OK, but if you wanna amend the constitution you have to be the president first, and becoming the president would be the easy part. Such an amendment would not be too popular.
However, if you become the president and open the borders and let me in I'll vote for you for a second term and then I'll fully support your amendment. After that, ponies will be able to become the president. And so will I, now that I think about it.
CogWeaver
#1047143
4 months ago
Power, ease up on the thought-gushing-ness. I know it's fun to go in guns blazing trying to get everyone to understand what's in reality, but take it from personal experience when I say to chill out and learn to say to yourself "You know what? I may give a fuck, but I don't have give it here."
Yes, yes, we all know the constitution prevents this from being reality. But whether or not we fully grasp that concept is not supposed to be the issue here.

Just step back, and let things role.
PowerToole
#1047162
4 months ago
^ And then, PowerToole's heart, which was the hardest and coldest block of ice, melted and began to beat again! And with a deep voice that was no longer scary he said: I enjoy this picture very much, and I can overlook the technical errors in it!

And it was all thanks to the Magic of Friendship.

The end.


:D
CogWeaver
#1047169
4 months ago
There, see? I mean, LOOK AT DAT FACE! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG!!
Anonymous
#1047190
4 months ago
Hmmm PowerToole has a point...BURN THE CONSTITUTION!!!
PowerToole
#1047202
4 months ago
Yeah. The problem now is that my heart, which used to be a block of the hardest and coldest ice and that could only love bureaucracy and political geekery, has melted and now it's mostly muscle tissue, which means a heart attack is imminent.

I mean, LOOK AT DAT FACE! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGG-worth it-GGGG!
Psychopomf
#1047213
4 months ago
^190

This man has a good plan. Constitution of New Equestria!
fanthrose
#1047239
4 months ago
I'm surprised no one has pointed out the fact that i fucked up. It should say Sparkle Pants, not Twilight Pants
PowerToole
#1047258
4 months ago
Black Twilight Pants!

BAD!
Anonymous
#1047333
4 months ago
But isn't she an atheist?
Fox News will never shut up about it.
Anonymous
#1047604
4 months ago
^No, at the end of pinkie keen she decided that rational thinking was for losers and too hard and she was tired of being the butt of endless physical comedy. Now she's a full on believer because it's easier.
Anonymous
#1048442
4 months ago
NO WAI NO HOW
Anonymous
#1075700
4 months ago
^^^ It's kinda hard to be an atheist when your the pupil of the SUN GODDESS

^^
Pinkie Pie > Rational Thinking
It's a fact.
Anonymous
#1101440
4 months ago
Powertoole:

Twilight Sparkle was created by (and thusly is, in all logic, the daughter of) Lauren Faust.

Lauren Faust is an American citizen who created (and thus gave birth to) Twilight on American soil. Therefore, Twilight Sparkle is, a natural-born American citizen and, thus, your eligibility argument is NULL VOID AND INVALID.

...However, by that same logic she's only 2 years old, and the minimum age you can become President at is 35 (which I'm pretty sure she isn't even by canon), so she's still out of the running.

But at least now we've got the -correct- reason for such.

Note to self: Get started on Sparkle/Pants 2048 campaign contributions.