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| ThePowerofANON #1038986 4 months ago |
I HAVE NO IDEA |
| Ymirthor #1038988 4 months ago |
Because he's a faggot, Sweetie. |
| gashunk #1038989 4 months ago |
because twilight sparkle. |
| Zancrow #1038996 4 months ago |
Because batshit insane author |
| Psychopomf #1039003 4 months ago |
Because Twilight Sparkle needs to be more masculine in comparison to someone else with those associated words. |
| Anonymous #1039028 4 months ago |
Well because of the sun, you dummy, did you even finish the chapter!? |
| SlayerBVC #1039057 4 months ago |
Because he's a disgrace to Vampires Sweetie. |
| Zancrow #1039082 4 months ago |
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| HotFuzz #1039092 4 months ago |
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| BackgroundPony17 #1039099 4 months ago |
OH COME ON!!!
...you're a smarter pony than to be wasting your time on rubbish like that, Sweetie Belle. |
| Anonymous #1039122 4 months ago |
Because he's fairy |
| Zancrow #1039161 4 months ago |
Because he's
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| Anonymous #1039172 4 months ago |
because...gay tweenpires |
| Fubarman #1039181 4 months ago |
perhaps he should meet dio brando's little friend. the steamroller.
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| Anonymous #1039197 4 months ago |
It's a rare syndrome called hyper-faggotry, dear. |
| Anonymous #1039212 4 months ago |
Because his body is no longer capable of producing Testosterone. Why, YOU have more testosterone in your body than he does! And Females don’t have that much to begin with! |
| Xuncu #1039270 4 months ago |
Because mercy killing sometimes really does sound like a good idea, but is illegal. |
| gasmaskangel #1039363 4 months ago |
Because God hates vampires. |
| Anonymous #1039438 4 months ago |
Because that book is a load of crap! You want REAL Vampires?
Say Hello to my little friends Bram Stoker and Gary Oldman ;) |
| EricNeoMatrix #1039499 4 months ago |
Because he is a heresy and abomination before the God-Emperor. |
| Dionysus #1039536 4 months ago |
Maybe his vampire body can use carbonite to create a layer of diamond in his skin for protection ... or stuff ...
(*whisper* but in reality it's just because of stupid) |
| Irony #1039538 4 months ago |
Because he's not really a vampire. He's a pixie. |
| magical_pig #1039978 4 months ago |
Well Sweetie Belle, I'm sure there's a perfectly good, well thought-out explanation as to why.....
*beat, shrugs and walks off* |