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| MaroonBunyip #1037491 4 months ago |
(courtest of Dracy)
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) applebloom 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! Hi my name is Twilight Dark'ness Dementia Raven Sparkle and I have long purple hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks that reaches my mid-back and icy purple eyes like purple diamonds and a lot of ponies tell me I look like Princess Luna (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hay out of here!). I'm a unicorn and I’m princess Celestia’s favourite student. I have a lavender purple coat. I'm also a librarian, and I live in a small town called Ponyville in Equestria where I live with my friend Spike who is a dragon. I'm a unicorn (in case you couldn't tell). I love Carousel Boutique and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside the library. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I turned them into frogs. "Hey Twilight!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Caramel! "What's up Caramel?" I asked. "Nothing." he said shyly. But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. |
| DeeperMadness #1037495 4 months ago |
I thought she was supposed to be a hooker when I saw the thumbnail. I was just about to say "Red Light Sparkle" before I saw Maroon's comment. |
| DaisyHead #1037499 4 months ago |
^red light sparkle is honestly something i never would've thought of. |
| LurkerPony #1037513 4 months ago |
Oh my God! Twilight turned into a Bratz Figurine!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| Serr #1037569 4 months ago |
Tags: Whorse
I lol'd |
| Draconequus #1037577 4 months ago |
YESSSSSSI FUCKING LOVE YOU MAROON.If you don't get it, I'm rewriting My Immortal, with ponies. |
| DaxRattler #1037973 4 months ago |
@Draconequus
*If you don't get it, I'm rewriting My Immortal, with ponies.* WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THAT! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! |
| AppleJackFrost #1037994 4 months ago |
<---- Clueless |
| Anonymous #1038507 4 months ago |
WHAT THE H*LL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHER-F*CKERS?! ~Dumblydore
...But seriously, I was just forgetting that fanfic... |
| Xuncu #1039603 4 months ago |
Bwah hah!
@AJF "My Immortal", a shitty fanfic; I never read it either, so here's the TV Tropes page: Try to avoid losing the rest of your afternoon |