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| kuren18 #1034833 4 months ago |
And now it's time for Bum Reviews with Chester A. Bum.
Tonight's Review: My Little Pony: A Friend in Deed. OOOOOOH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST EPISODE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! My Little SPOILERS! There's this pony, named Pinkie Pie! And all she wants in life is two things: An unlimited supply of sweet things, And making other ponies smile! And she loves the second thing so much she sings a song about it! And it was like THE GREATEST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! She goes throughout Ponyville making everypony smile! Remembering everypony's birthday! And just being friendly with everypony! Until she meets a donkey! And no, that's not an insult, he's really a donkey. I know I could've made an flank joke, But I decided not to. Because I'm better than that! Anyway, So his name is Cranky Doodle Donkey, And he's like a total flank! And he won't smile no matter what Pinkie Pie does! He just wants to move in to Ponyville to be alone. -I- moved to a small town to be alone, once! Nopony gives you any change in small towns! They just try to help you with your problems, get you off your drug addictions and useless crap like that! But never any change! But I digress. So Pinkie Pie does all these things to try to make him her friend! And we even get a look into Pinkie Pie's psyche! Which is apparently made of felt! -I- had somepony take a look into my psyche, once! He and I became the best of crack buddies! So even though Pinkie is just trying to cheer him up, because he won't smile or be friends with her, she ends up pissing him off even more! Like she destroys his toupee, and burns his personal scrapbook! And so Pinkie tries to say she's sorry, but Cranky won't accept it! And then there's a lot of chasing, and running, and chasing, and running, And finally he pulls out all the crotchety old man stops and tells her off! But Pinkie Pie hasn't given up yet! She decides to go do one more thing! She brings in like the only other donkey who lives in Ponyville, because she recognized that some stuff in the Cranky's scrapbook was in the other donkey's scrapbook! And it turns out that they were long-lost sweethearts that Cranky thought he had lost and given up hope on! And so they get together and live happily ever after! Hooray! And Cranky also smiles and becomes Pinkie's friend! Hooray! And Pinkie learns a lesson about having friends that you should just leave be and not do over-the-top things for all the time! Hooray! The End! So I really liked this episode! It was a top-notch episode! And it gave me a whole new respect for Pinkie PIe! In fact, I may just go and write a fanfic where she marries me along with Dərpy, Luna, and Berry Punch, I like her so much! Where's my crack pipe...? This is Chester A. Bum saying, CHANGE! YA GOT CHANGE? Ah come on, help a guy out, will ya? Come on, change! Come on, I promise I'll smile for Pinkie Pie if you do! |
| TheShrubberyDemander #1034976 4 months ago |
Okay. |
| marioandsonic #1035084 4 months ago |
I always read these in The Bum's voice. XD |
| Anonymous #1036345 4 months ago |
*hands over some change*
Well done |
| Step-chan #1036648 4 months ago |
Applause! XD |
| Anonymous #1110215 4 months ago |
Okay, I am officially convinced that you are the real Doug Walker, kuren18. |