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Anonymous
#1026589
5 months ago
if this is racist or you just don't like it, here are your options:
1)report it
2)ignore it
3)troll it (the most used option)
HeinousActsZX
#1026593
5 months ago
I pick option three!
Uh, Big Macintosh is dumb!
Hehe, I'm so clever.
Draconequus
#1026599
5 months ago
Let's go with... door number three!

...
Takino
#1026600
5 months ago
I pick number 2!

...wait, I already commented.

DAMMIT
Anonymous
#1026602
5 months ago
Asians don't exist.
Anonymous
#1026607
5 months ago
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Anonymous
#1026615
5 months ago
Anonymous
#1026618
5 months ago
Harlequin_Jester
#1026627
5 months ago
PowerToole
#1026655
5 months ago
Fuck it. If interracial people are allowed to use their imagination I hack the system and I'm a triceratops.

I didn't find an amusing triceratops gif so here's Shirley Temple killing a man:



Or is it a dancing triceratops? USE YOUR IMAGINATION! NO BAD ANSWERS!
Anonymous
#1026672
5 months ago
Has there ever existed a child more horrifying than Shirley Temple? It's like she was made for cheesy horror TV or to be a batman villain.
ZePassionateOne
#1026683
5 months ago
Rostam
#1026707
5 months ago
improved where is the improved one?
Anonymous
#1026721
5 months ago
Anybody here knows the Clopfic “Fun Bus to Manehatten”? It almost looks like as if it was inspired by that list.

The mules Rarity fucked all had names like Carlos or Gustavo (because those are totally not human names), worked in a kitchen and used words like” Si” or “Senorita” In almost every sentence. And then there’s Bill the zebra – if you think Zecora is a bad name for a zebra think again – the dude Fluttershy fucks. The author even used an all zebras have big dicks jokes.

Who knew that racist stereotypes could be so "funny"?
Muffinoffun
#1026764
5 months ago
HOLY SHIT SHERLY TEMPLE, NO!
Rostam
#1026782
5 months ago
what no Qilin?

this list seems racist LOL I get the joke haha op
Anonymous
#1026795
5 months ago
OP here
the reason why I made this list is simple: Ponies are considered the White race, while Zebra as the black (or now considering, Native African) race. But what about the other races?
the first list was too simple and racist
the second one had more mystical Ungulates, but it had problems with the Latin American equivalents
this one is pretty good, but that is just my opinion
Anonymous
#1026814
5 months ago
Who says that ponies are the withe race? Maybe they are asian and withe people are diamond dogs or griffins or flutter ponies? Do we really need to give them "fixed" races? What good comes out of it?
Isn't it far better to say that a green pony is just a green pony and humanized version of her could be black, white, asian or whatever you want her to be?
Anonymous
#1026862
5 months ago
Kirin could work as Asian unicorns, since they basically are Asian unicorns.
Rostam
#1026867
5 months ago
okay it has more variety but I still seems simple or narrow.

I think earth pony should be in all races in most part. every nation used a horse. Rakhsh is an example in mythology, even in china has "good luck horse"

I'm not sure what was your choice, if you trying to make a pony equivalent then should follow through it.

Qilin/Kirin and other similar animals are similar to unicorns, magical and righteous and bring peace blah blah blah, or other popular creatures in that culture (like a Shi Shi or a "Longma")

for Persian, surprised you didn't use a Karkadann, I'm not sure how good is the site you used. I remember fairytales of the Karkadann, not in the Shahnameh i believe.

Or even the dreaded man eater siren deer "Shadhavar" (though the stories i hear as a kid was just they like to play pranks)

I'm unfamiliar with India and most southern Asia and African
mythology. So I can not really give examples.
Rostam
#1026886
5 months ago
Give you A for effort though.
Anonymous
#1026888
5 months ago
And don't forget about all the different cultural varieties of gryphons.

And my favorite phantabulous creature: The Enfield!

Back to mundane animals: Check out the musk deer. It's a sabre-toothed deer.
I. Shit. You. Not.
Rostam
#1026906
5 months ago
^yes Gryphons/Zu/(insert chinese name) all the birds ...Roc, Simuarg etc.

lol,
Anonymous
#1026932
5 months ago
@Rostam, I needed animals with hooves and the Kirin seems more dragon than ungulate, so I chose the other
Rostam
#1026983
5 months ago
Qilin is more deer like if i recall, scailes of a dragon though..a Longma is more dragon.

You could have art interpenetration. like how MLP did that to the "Manticore" (no human face...not r or crazy teeth.
Rostam
#1026989
5 months ago
either way Qilin are always seem to be "hooved"
Anonymous
#1027015
5 months ago
As an aside check out the Chevrotain, Pudú, and Klipspringer if you need "Equestrified" versions of the "Wee Folk" . Or if you just want to DAWWWWWW a little.

I'll just leave these here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klipspringer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pud%C3%BA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrotain