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| Anonymous #1026399 5 months ago |
Why no wun? |
| phallen1 #1026719 5 months ago |
I have no hooves to hug you with :( |
| Anonymous #1075497 4 months ago |
someone tell these things horns mean they can do magic then sit back and watch the chaos |
| Anonymous #1175728 3 months ago |
@107 nope there horn mights aswell be glued on |
| Anonymous #1183455 3 months ago |
Whoops OP, I can see some leg you missed with the erase by the tail. And a speck under the head. Keep at it, you'll get better |
| Anonymous #1196213 3 months ago |
You buy a new pre amputated fluffy unicorn.
For the first day its great like having a talking pillow you can watch cartoons with. Next day your kind of meh about fluffy pony but your watching TV anyway. Day three holes in fluffy ponys bowl goes clogged up with filth and shes filthy. Regret feeding her mexican. Day five you remember you own a fluffy pony. Bath night is hard as hell Fluffy pony is afraid of drowning. Once its over blow dry fluffy pony fluff expands and you need a cardboard to let fluffy pony breath. You spoon feed fluffy pony yogurt trying to not make a mess. Fluffy pony pees on you you realize its never had to learn bowl or bladder control. You are sick of Fluffy pony and want a potty trained one with some legs might be more fun or any fun at all. You pick up old legless fluffy pony and ask it it wants to go for a walk. "Walkies YES but but leggies were leggies . ." Crap you reminded it it doesn't have legs guy at the store told you that voids the .50 cent credit on exchanges. You sell fluffy pony to Chinese place for $.25 before you leave fluffy pony tells you he loves you. |
| Anonymous #1216425 3 months ago |
Fluffy pony struggles against the hoove cuffs and the highchairs straps.
"Wet go wan wun wan wun. Was good fwuffy no pwunish " You walk over a white unicorn in your arms. "You where a bad fluffy mister fluffy here made a stinky. And did not eat it." The fluffy struggled in vain its words more defiant then any fluffy you've known. "No you bad no eat poopee why meanie " "Because I can't afford internet and fluffies are cheap." You drop mister fluffy on his horn and he squeals. "Ouchie ouchie no hurt fwuffy I speciaw fwuffy" you rock its fluffy world befor stepping on its skull. "I lied your worthless." It dies with a crunch and the defiant one sobbs. "Mista was good fwuffy why give ouchies" "Because he was a dime a dozen but you are harder to break then any fluffy. I'm going to make a weekend out of breaking you." You drop your pants and pick up the writhing pony . "You bad fwuffy good you need pwunished" "Prepair your anus!" Batman drops for the cealing to late to save the other fluffy but with murder in his eyes for you. He snaps your spine in three place you can not linger move. Batman tells fluffy pony hell call the cops in an hour tell then fluffy pony has a pet human. Batman leaves after removing the cuffs and fluffy pony walks on your chest and turns his ass to your face. "Fwuffy need poopee" The end Before anyone bitches this was frankmiller darkknight returns batman he does shit like this |
| Anonymous #1249524 3 months ago |
You are 10 and get your first pre amputee fluffy you notice its always sad and ask it why.
"hoomans take fwuffy weggies and weave in bowl wan die." You grow up with a life long dislike of fluffy ponies. |