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| JP #1024152 5 months ago |
I can't be angry at crying ball-o-fluff pony who looks like a filly.
*brushie brushie* |
| Fronzel #1024169 5 months ago |
Fluffy Pony is crying because it doesn't know where its legs are. |
| Simlun #1024175 5 months ago |
She keeps asking you "where are my legs?" She won't stop crying. |
| gashunk #1024279 5 months ago |
See? I told you. Look at that pone. Perfectly legless and safe. |
| Anonymous #1024537 5 months ago |
Answer "They're hiding." |
| Anonymous #1024552 5 months ago |
Not sure if tragic or adorable. Or tragically adorable. |
| Zancrow #1025242 5 months ago |
"I can do it on my own!" |
| Anonymous #1026029 5 months ago |
WHY NO WUN |
| Anonymous #1026395 5 months ago |
Why no wun? |
| Anonymous #1051253 4 months ago |
legs no wanna be frendz wid fluff pone animor. legs go bye bye. now are frendz wid other beter fluff pone, not you bad fluff pone. you go liif in salad bowl. |
| Anonymous #1075416 4 months ago |
How did demented shit endup in pony fan art? Oh internets you never stop surprising me. |
| Anonymous #1095446 4 months ago |
This is stupid. Why do you edit the legs off this guy's pics? |
| Posey #1116223 4 months ago |
I want to hug hir. |
| Document #1119032 4 months ago |
(Links for posterity: http://arch.413chan.net/co34211901.html#34214191 for Jenga, http://arch.413chan.net/co34279324.html#34280570 for amputation) |
| Anonymous #1159070 3 months ago |
"Why man take weggies? i said no pway dis game but he no stawp. fwend go pway wid otha pone. sad now" |
| Anonymous #1183396 3 months ago |
How to make original fluffy pony abuse content on Ponibooru:
>Step 1: Find pre existing fluffy pony art. Artanon is good, as is Fluffy and Rose. >Step 2: Open it in MSpaint and use the eraser tool to get rid of those legs. Legless fluffy pony is funny. >Step 3: If you're feeling really artistic, add in a splash of red for blood, maybe even some clip art of knives or guns. >Step 4: Post on ponibooru and wait for the praise. |
| Anonymous #1183407 3 months ago |
^ Dude. They're not supposed to look any good. That's the point. |
| Anonymous #1196234 3 months ago |
You buy pre amputated fluffy pony for sex after the last one landed a right hoof on you junk and ruined your birthday.
Take Fluffy pony home he starts out happy. "Fwend we pway now? huggie ? " Turn of tv put in instructional fluffy pony sex dvd you imported from japan. Fluffy pony tiny mind slowly grasps why he's here and starts to cry. "they take weggies fo dis? why do dis to fuffy pone?" You get naked and prepair to do the deed fluffy pony screaming his tiny little lungs out. An instant before penetration your front door if kicked off the hinges by Frank Castle the Punisher catches you with an erection in one hand and a crying amputee fluffy pony in the other. You close your eyes as he levels the gun sure in the fact you die with more dignity then any fluffy pony |
| Anonymous #1214125 3 months ago |
As a child your best and only friend is your amputee unicorn fluffy pony "night light".
His horn glows in the dark hence his name. Together you watch your favorite tv show imported from japan. Magical Fluffy Pony adventure staring children on adventures with their amputee fluffy ponies. School bullies and crappy home life do not matter when you and night light watch tv. Then one say dad quits drinking beating stop and you get put in therapy. After that you make friends and no longer need night light. Just leave him infrom of the TV with Magical Fluffy Pony adventure playing on a loop. One day you go to check on him and find he died alone watching tv. He tried to change the channel with his magic and the tv fell on him. You bury him in the yard. You then get un amputated earth fluffy because you girlfirend thinks they are cute. Much better fluffy pony you realize. |
| Anonymous #1221383 3 months ago |
You loose your job and have to cancel tv and stealing wifi from your locak starbucks to look for work.
After 6 months you go mad but 4 fluffy ponies one amputated other three not. Guy at the store tells you its a bad idea all legless fluffy will do is cry. Tell him to STFU and take his $10. You take fluffies home and stick them in the saferoom/closet right away, and leave them over night. In the morning open the door fluffies all bolt out babbling. "fwffy fwee" "wun" "were foodie me hungie" The legless one lays sobbing on the floor the other fluffies used him as a warm place to sleep and he had fluffy pony ass on his face all night. "pwease wan die" You tell it ok, and it smiles at you. "fwend?" You pick it up and take it to the kitchen where you put that cheap kiddie pool you got at a yard sale for a dollar and put it inside. "dis fwffy bowl?" You say yes and ask the other three if they want spaghetti. "HUNGIE WAN SKETTIES" They scream as one. You take the pot of spaghetti noodles off the stove and dump them on the legless one in the pool. You then open four cans of sauce and dump it in. The legless one sounds happy under it all. "sketties numie." You tell the other three that the bad fluffy is eating all the food and they will need to eat fast to get any, and dump them in. You laugh your ass off for an hour as they eat the spaghetti and their friend. When its over they sit in the pool covered in sauce with distended stomachs happy as hell. "Good skettie" "fuffy bewwy fuwl " "I need poopoo" You fish the other ones skull out of whats lef of dinner and wiggle it around as you pretend its speaking. "why eat fluffy? Why fwends hurt fuffy?" They flip the hellout and start waddling around the pool shitting themselves in panic. "No wan hwrt fwend fwuffy sowwy huggie make ouchie go way?" You wiggle the head some more. "No i dead huggie no fix" Their tiny minds start to give out as one falls over in shock and starts to shake. "I bad fwuffy" You point him out to the other two and ask if they want seconds. All three just shiver in shock now unable to process murder. You stick the three live ones in the sink roll the dead one up in the plastic pool and toss it in the dumpster. You bath the others surprisingly easy with them all in shock, then stick them back in the saferoom/closet Sofar best $ youve ever spent. |
| Anonymous #1249491 3 months ago |
You move into your first apartment. Its cheap stinky and you think their might be a chalk outline under the carpet. Get settled in and order pizza your first meal in your new place. As you sit down to you hear sobbing. Searching the apartment you find an amputee fluffy_pony in the bathroom closet. It looked like a fluffy worm with sad cartoon eyes.
"No bad fwuffy please no weave." You snap a picture and send it to your girlfriend shes into animals and crap. "Pwease fwuffy hungie fwuffy scared no more sowwy cwoset. You pick it up in its bowl and carry it to the tub. Its clean and hasn't soiled itself. "fwuffy go pottie pwease fwuffy howded it wike good fwuffy no spiww da' goods wike bad fwuffy" Great it knows how to be a good drug mule. You dont have any furniture yet so after that you put the pony back in the bowl and sit on the floor in front of your TV. "Twank you mista fwuffy 'cared of dark. " You ask it its name and it starts smiles a little. "Tum Tum. Tum Tum make da monies!" Great the thing is named after the sick job they used it for. You offer it some pizza and it wags it stub of a tail. It takes you about a half hour to feed it one slice, glad you got plain. Girlfriend emails you the fppa the manual for caring for an amputee fluffy. She glad your taking care of it and decide to keep tum tum around a while. Fluffy might get you laid. Watching tv with tum tum he just sits in his bowl silently, and that freaks you out fluffies are normally babbling retards. You take him out of the bowl and put him on his back he looks up at you with a warry look in his eyes. "New fwend pwease tum tum empty." You give him a belly rub and he soon relaxes. Within a half an hour hes rolling around the floor and starting to smile. "Pway pway pway weeeee!" You pick him up and put him on your lap hes warm and soft. "Nu fwend save tum tum tank u nuu fwend. " with out thinking you ask it a question. "What the hell did they do to you little dude? " He starts crying again. "Weggie no 'way u bad fwuffy tum tum no be hush hush poopie in cawwier woose da' goods! Bad Tum tum BAD. Go sorry woom Weggies no wike fwuffy pone dat give up da goods go to udder fwuffy! Weggies come back pwease i be good fwuffy! No make noisey no give up da goods!" You think to yourself they told him his legs would come back if he was a better mule thats fucked up. Time for bed stick Tum Tum in his bowl and carry him into the bed room. You dont have a bed yet just a sleeping bag so you stick an extra blanket over tum tum. He mutters in his sleep "wan' wun weggies pwease wan wun." Next day your girlfriend comes over you introduce her to tum tum she falls in love. By the end of the month you are sharing your tiny apartment with tum tum and your GF. Tum Tum was the best damn Legless fluffy pony ever. |