
| Mushi #1018299 5 months ago |
romance is in the air |
| LorenzoP #1018313 5 months ago |
1- Get a guitar
2- Sing this to crush 3- ??? 4- Proift |
| PonyRIG #1018314 5 months ago |
no, no Spike! put more heart in the lyrics! |
| HeinousActsZX #1018318 5 months ago |
Poor kid thinks "fuck" means "love". |
| LorenzoP #1018325 5 months ago |
@PonyRIG
"And then I look for the clitoris, right?" |
| Anonymous #1018327 5 months ago |
"Hey Rarity, I'm not the only dragon in this room!" |
| ClownDicks #1018335 5 months ago |
Spike...
You don't always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes that's not right to do. Sometimes, you gotta make some love. And fucking give her some smooches, too. Sometimes, you got to squeeze... Sometimes, you got to say please... Sometimes, you got to say "Hey... I'm gonna fuck you. Softly." |
| The_Baron #1018340 5 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1018346 5 months ago |
Or, dinner with a movie. Then lovemaking. Fucking is practically a handshake, a how-do-ya-do. If you really love her, you'd make love to her. |
| marioandsonic #1018352 5 months ago |
He stopped beating around the bush. |
| Scumbag_Crowley #1018370 5 months ago |
@346
Well said, Anon. |
| Yorec #1018544 5 months ago |
*uncontrollable laughter* |
| Anonymous #1018600 5 months ago |
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna make it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR |
| PhilSrobeighn #1018905 5 months ago |
And then I'll say "Hey I brought you flowers!"
And then I'll say "Wait a minute Rarity, I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?" [That's fucking teamwork!] |
| SlayerBVC #1019124 5 months ago |
Said once and I'll say it again...
SUBTLE! |
| djdexcat #1019573 5 months ago |
Aaand I find this image IMMEDIATELY after reading this: >>132602
Well done, Ponibooru. Well done. |
| Anonymous #1021507 5 months ago |
from a males heart to a females... if this doesn't get them than there will be conflict between genders forever -.- |