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| MaroonBunyip #1007872 5 months ago |
i am so hard right now you have no idea |
| CogWeaver #1007878 5 months ago |
/)_-So we all come up with this gloriously ungodly "fanfic" thing, Jack draws something, and then Maroon posts the image, all while I hold onto the gdocs version of it... ...it's a conspiracy I tellz ya... |
| ColgateUnicorn #1007884 5 months ago |
Fine. I didn't want to join anyway. :( |
| CogWeaver #1007885 5 months ago |
Oh OH! AND you post the link to it as the source! Now EVERYONE can see just how mental we all are! |
| segfault #1007891 5 months ago |
What is this I don't... is that a lurking Molestia in the nutella? |
| Jackarunda #1007898 5 months ago |
As it turns out we have a jar of Nutella in the pantry. That stuff is good.
Also, make sure one of you link Dracon to this. She came up with the premise for the planet, after all. |
| CogWeaver #1007905 5 months ago |
Wait, is that Fluffytown in the background? Before it got destroyed, I mean? |
| ZePassionateOne #1007911 5 months ago |
@Jack: Will do. And once again, this is so amazing~
Also..I just noticed Molestia's horn...oh god, not again!  |
| Molestia #1007925 5 months ago |
I'm favoriting this because it involves me about to erotically fill ZPO's orifices with hazelnut spread right in the middle of the welcoming celebration. |
| AppleDash #1007927 5 months ago |
I notice there is a large quantity of nutella in this picture. If I read this will I ever want to eat nutella again? Because I live off that stuff 2 days a week. |
| MaroonBunyip #1007932 5 months ago |
why you didn't sign up for my anti-rape program, ill never know zeepee. |
| Jackarunda #1007938 5 months ago |
@Cog that's the capital city of FuzzyHandCuffOnYou. Fluffytown was on another planet. |
| ZePassionateOne #1007957 5 months ago |
@Maroon: THERE IS A PROGRAM?! |
| Jackarunda #1007958 5 months ago |
And by the time you arrive, ZPO, I'm already dead. Cog killed me with a phosphorous spoon because I had threatened to jack everything up for the developing civilization (they don't call me jackarunda for nothing) by wearing knee-high lacy tube socks on my ears, even though Cog had already reinstated the sock policy (apparently Dracon didn't get the memo). |
| Draconequus #1007982 5 months ago |
I TOLD YOU, I LIKED THE SOCKS.And, Jack, this is the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life. I'd hug you to death if possible. |
| ZePassionateOne #1007996 5 months ago |
For a moment Ir ead that as "I LIKED THE CO--" *shot*. |
| CogWeaver #1008004 5 months ago |
Well too bad, the policy still stands.
On the bright side, though, the other side to that policy was making all of the cities become blanket forts and making everyone wear pajamas. And if you had footie/hoofie pajamas, that could stand in for socks. |
| Draconequus #1008006 5 months ago |
I have Molestia on speed dial, Ze. Watch yo tongue. |
| ZePassionateOne #1008012 5 months ago |
@Dracy: IT DOESN'T FREAKIN' MATTER! I will get raped anyway! |
| MaroonBunyip #1008018 5 months ago |
remember to stop, drop and roll.
those are the first 3 steps to confusing the rapist. |
| CogWeaver #1008021 5 months ago |
Wait, Dracon, why do you have her on speed dial?
Is she some kind of service you call on frequently?? o_O |
| Draconequus #1008024 5 months ago |
She fixes my plumbing. She also delivers pizza on weekends.
...Sexy pizza. |
| MaroonBunyip #1008027 5 months ago |
who dosn't have her on speed dial? |
| ZePassionateOne #1008028 5 months ago |
She can't rape me if I put myself on fire! |
| CogWeaver #1008031 5 months ago |
She...fixes...your plumbing...
.__. Are we talkin' home plumbing, or...? |
| CogWeaver #1008038 5 months ago |
@Maroon
I don't @Ze yes she can. She's an all powerful rape-goddess, remember? |
| Draconequus #1008050 5 months ago |
@Cog
She lays down the pipes She services my boiler She unclogs I'm not even sure what I mean anymore. |
| ZePassionateOne #1008055 5 months ago |
Haha! Innuendo. |
| Jackarunda #1008063 5 months ago |
Ahem. I'm going to bed now. When I get you y'all better have straightened this up into a serious thread. |
| Jackarunda #1008064 5 months ago |
DAMNIT DAMNIT
*when I get up not when I get you |
| Draconequus #1008065 5 months ago |
Jackarunda = Molestia.
We fucked, y'all. |
| CogWeaver #1008072 5 months ago |
@Dracon
If that's true, then is it self-cest or masturbation if Molestia were to get Jack? |
| Draconequus #1008093 5 months ago |
@Cog
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| Molestia #1008125 5 months ago |
JACKIE
I'M GONNA PUMP SO MUCH NUTELLA UP YOUR ASS IT COMES OOZING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THEN I'M GONNA IMPALE YOU ON A 75CM DILDO THEN I'M GONNA SHOVE YOUR MUZZLE INTO MY PUSSY AND PUSH THE DILDO FURTHER INTO YOUR ASS, CAUSING NUTELLA TO SPURT FROM YOUR MOUTH AND FILL ME AND I'M GONNA GET OFF ON IT, SQUIRTING NUTELLA AND LOVE JUICE BACK INTO YOU |
| ZePassionateOne #1008139 5 months ago |
Welp..at least she got a new target, might as well escape with all the nutella. |
| MaroonBunyip #1008142 5 months ago |
ok... let me try this
*ahem Draconeques said: this is a very abstract and creative way of saying she is placing sex toys that are designed to be there for a period of time (plugs for eg). Drasonequs said: your 'boiler' being another name for your reproducing organs. Having them checked, like a doctor does, gets you off because you (or molestia) finds the doctor/patient relationship kinky. whateveryourfuckingnameis said: ... thats actually pretty gross... |
| CogWeaver #1008146 5 months ago |
Ladies and gentlemen, MaroonBunyip, master of the innuendos!
*applause* |
| Jackarunda #1008149 5 months ago |
Thought I'd check back one last time bef-OH HOLY SHIT
... ... ... I'm going to bed with the most massive hard-on and the bloodiest nose ever now. Eargghghggh that was perfect. But in all seriousness I'd kill myself before I had sex with anyone other than Japphie :D Goodnight errybody |
| MaroonBunyip #1008150 5 months ago |
pretend I remembered to stick this in the comment too
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| Draconequus #1008158 5 months ago |
What just happened here? Where am I? Why is there nutella on places that are not, and never will resemble, toast. |
| Captain_Carnation #1008211 5 months ago |
Would this be a bad time to mention that I actually have Nutella on my shelf? |
| MaroonBunyip #1008225 5 months ago |
mate, i've been fingering a bottle of nutella this whole time. |
| Anonymous #1008266 5 months ago |
Having read that fic, I just have to say this: What the hell did I just read? |
| HotFuzz #1008900 5 months ago |
Someday, this will become a book.Someday... |
| Xuncu #1010522 5 months ago |
What's going on here? |
| Jackarunda #1010662 5 months ago |
@Dracon legally blond gif ftw |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #1011951 5 months ago |
You guys, you made my day |