| Takanuva #1007644 5 months ago |
lol |
| Anonymous #1007647 5 months ago |
Paul McCartney wrote Yesterday and was the only Beatle to play on it. It was the first time a Beatle recorded without the others, and marked a shift to more independent accomplishments among the group. While John Lennon and Paul McCartney wrote The Beatles early songs together, by 1965 most of their songs were primarily written by one or the other, although they continued to credit all their songs Lennon/McCartney. |
| DeeperMadness #1007649 5 months ago |
"Get out now, Twilight, before Gen5 gets invented!" |
| imnotgivingmynametoamachine #1007667 5 months ago |
@#1007647 - My cats breath smells like cat food. |
| OHMURR #1007781 5 months ago |
Horses can sleep standing up but need to lie down at least one or two hours every few days. |
| Anonymous #1007816 5 months ago |
Raiden is the god of thunder and straw hats |
| Anonymous #1007829 5 months ago |
In 2007, China led the world as number 1 in apple production, with USA shortly behind. |
| MaroonBunyip #1007837 5 months ago |
The only time Australia was attacked by a foreign force since the English colonised the island was by the Japanese in WW2. |
| DaisyHead #1007838 5 months ago |
putting garlic cloves in between two aluminum bowls and shaking them violently peels them. |
| Anonymous #1007923 5 months ago |
Bohemian Rhapsody was Queen's first Top 10 hit in the US. In the UK, where Queen was already established, it was #1 for 9 weeks, a record at the time. |
| Rostam #1007967 5 months ago |
I masturbate 9 times a day. |
| Anonymous #1007993 5 months ago |
The largest penis of a horse is estimated to be able to rupture a woman inside in half. |
| Anonymous #1008069 5 months ago |
^Aaaaaaaand, you ruined it. |
| Rostam #1008095 5 months ago |
^^ MR.HANDS |
| Anonymous #1008442 5 months ago |
Quickly! I must inform everyone in this comments section not to start this shitstorm...
...shit, it's already started four hours ago! Wait! I'll go back four hours and post an irrelevant fact, thereby derailing it before it starts! |
| Anonymous #1008765 5 months ago |
Dear past me
Don't wait until season 2 starts, check out this Pony thing right away. It's awesome and Trixie is best pony. Your future self P.S. Derpy talks in season 2 |
| Anonymous #1008779 5 months ago |
@#1007837
>was attacked by a foreign force >foreign force Don't forget your internal enemies though Maroon, those dreadful fiends that brought the Australian Army to crushing defeat... Be very afraid... ![]() |
| HeroInferno #1010398 5 months ago |
According to Ryan Renolds his "manhood" is like braile. |
| Tyrranux #1113268 4 months ago |
Moby Dick can be recited at a frequency so high that it becomes a sonic drill capable of carving through solid rock. |
| Anonymous #1489978 6 days ago |
^And I will now invalidate this entire thread by shaking hands with a Baboon in a Superman Costume, "Hello Leopold." |