
| Kanrabat #1001370 5 months ago |
I had to save this from 4chan. |
| misnamed #1001373 5 months ago |
this image aroused me |
| Anonymous #1001388 5 months ago |
Oh lawdy |
| Anonymous #1001408 5 months ago |
>Go into a story
>Adquire ponies >Disregard stares, after all they dont even know who the fuck you are >5 mins later they wouldnt even remember your name/appereance |
| StarrySkies #1001443 5 months ago |
Hah, awesome. <3 And I was just reading this on /toy/ |
| Karadros #1001673 5 months ago |
>Arrive home
>Open the door >Get on the floor >Shame wank |
| Anonymous #1001711 5 months ago |
If you act normally people will just assume you're buying it for your daughter. Acting shiftily and spouting stuff about your "neice" will just make you look suspicious. |
| Anonymous #1001748 5 months ago |
Why not just order them online? |
| EOCB #1001811 5 months ago |
1: Walk in there
2: Browse the pony section how long you want 3: Pick up your toy 4: Proceed to checkout 5: Pay 6: Go home 7: Play with your new pony. (Optional) 8: Go on a welfare plan if you run out of money doing this method |
| Psychopomf #1001874 5 months ago |
...WHY DO I HAVE A BONER |
| redwarlock #1001979 5 months ago |
I read it in her voice in my head.
And I liked it. |
| CranialHeartache #1002576 5 months ago |
Thankfully I'm proud of myself for getting a Twilight Sparkle plushie. |
| Anonymous #1003737 5 months ago |
...Hot damn, that's sexy. |
| Anonymous #1003982 5 months ago |
Claiming autism disability helps, if you make less than a thousand in gross income every month. |
| Drax99 #1005251 5 months ago |
Lol. Lay a armload of ponies on the belt, lady in front of me teases, "Oh, those are for your daugher, right?"
Straight faced. "Nope, and my niece will have to fight me for them. Those are MINE!" Smile politely at the look of shock and confusion. pay for my purchase, and roll out, Like a Boss! |