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SpecialAnon
#1000552
5 months ago
He sleeps in Jelly.

Your arguments are now invalid.
CogWeaver
#1000553
5 months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY JJ, WHHHYYYY!?!??

I'D GLADLY TAKE MOLESTIA OVER THIS!!

Blissful_Dreams
#1000555
5 months ago
Where does one get giant jars of jelly anyways?
Sygmus
#1000579
5 months ago
Probably the same place Blossom gets her gaint jars.
ZePassionateOne
#1000607
5 months ago
@CogWeaver: Ya sure..? This is from someone who keeps getting molested by her in the comments. *rubs his ass*
CogWeaver
#1000619
5 months ago
^Well what's worse, getting molested by her, or getting molested by her AND this creep?
Vree
#1000656
5 months ago
I'm glad we don't see his hands.
ZePassionateOne
#1000670
5 months ago
@CogWeaver: I don't even know anymore...I keep getting raped anyway!
Molestia
#1000727
5 months ago
Hey Hugh, may I borrow one of those? One of your larger ones.

Thanks.

*straps on a massive phallus*
*grabs CogWeaver*
*pulls him into giant jar of jelly*
*magically screws ventilated cap back on*

splrgh splrgh splrgh splrgh splrgh splrgh splrgh
squish squish squish splorp splop spluge spluge
spluck splrgh splrgh splrgh splorck splup splrgh

For 2 hours.

Here Hugh, you can have your jelly back.

Hugh: But, how did it get half empty?

Um... *looks at CogWeaver, lying unconscious, quivering, slightly bloated and very red, jelly oozing out of both holes, cum oozing out of third*

*looks at jelly sliding down own hind legs*

Yeah I dunno. But you might not want to eat the rest of that jelly. It's pretty heavily contaminated; CogWeaver is quite virile, as it turns out.

*happily skips away*
Blissful_Dreams
#1000737
5 months ago
Now I wanna jump in with him...
ZePassionateOne
#1000740
5 months ago
Hah! I am free! *tries to escape*
Molestia
#1000750
5 months ago
*loads up a 1 gallon syringe with apricot jelly*

*captures ZePassionateOne, fills colon completely*

*cork*

There. You just let that ferment for me for while.

On your way.

*taps on butt*

Go on now.
Dragoon
#1000756
5 months ago
Oh wow, that was random
CogWeaver
#1000758
5 months ago
o__O

I'm quite a "juicy" clockwork pony, aren't I?
Oh wait, no I'm not.
LorenzoP
#1000760
5 months ago
I love you john joseco.
I magnificent bastard...
ZePassionateOne
#1000769
5 months ago
*doctorwhoovescrying.jpg*
Psychopomf
#1000774
5 months ago


@comments or picture take your pick
CogWeaver
#1000781
5 months ago
Sorry Ze, maybe you should upgrade your body to a more mechanical one like mine.
Of course, she could still do her molesting business with a weird combination of lots of oil, a monkey wrench, and a lathe, but what are the chances she'll figure THAT out?
LorenzoP
#1000788
5 months ago
Molestia u crazy silly horny mare...
ZePassionateOne
#1000795
5 months ago
@CogWeaver: Cuz she's a bloody goddess...that's how.
Blissful_Dreams
#1000798
5 months ago
Molestia? can I lick the jelly off your massive strapon?
Jackarunda
#1000799
5 months ago
As a klismaphiliac, I have to say this thread is very relevant to my interests.
Aggressively-Pastel
#1000804
5 months ago
facehoof.png at all this comment RP. Get a room, guise.
HeinousActsZX
#1000815
5 months ago
@Cog
And you criticized me for role playing with that one anon!
Molestia
#1000816
5 months ago
@Blissful_Dreams
If you get another large jar from Hugh, I'll sleep with you, in jelly. How's that sound?
Blissful_Dreams
#1000819
5 months ago
We have one. The whole world!
CottonTales
#1000821
5 months ago
Is...is she gone?
I still say that jelly pony disturbs me
Dragoon
#1000834
5 months ago
Wow, I should leave before it gets to crazy in here but your comments are so laughable
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1000844
5 months ago
Aw hell yes, I'm getting in on this jelly rape!

My body is ready Molestia!
CogWeaver
#1000876
5 months ago
@Heinous
uh...
Times change...?
please don't hurt me...
Molestia
#1000882
5 months ago
@Coltte
"My body is ready"
If you say so.

*squirts jelly into anus*
*fills up entire digestive tract*
*jelly squirts from mouth*
*goes down on Coltte's now hard cock*
*both orgasm*
*hugs Coltte hard, causing jelly to shoot from both ends*
HeinousActsZX
#1000883
5 months ago
@Cog
You don't get to walk away from this one, pal.
I'm calling Dreavy on the bat-phone.
Scope_Dog
#1000894
5 months ago
THERE'S NO RAPE WITH ME AROUND!

Blissful_Dreams
#1000911
5 months ago
Sure! *Gets jar* Talk dirty to me...
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1000914
5 months ago
@882
...

O_____O

I think I'm in love.
ZePassionateOne
#1000917
5 months ago
Shit, I'm outta here!

HeinousActsZX
#1000918
5 months ago
Is this turning into the anthro Octavia thread again?
Or are we long past that point?
Molestia
#1000927
5 months ago
*plunges into jelly with Bliss*
I'm gonna make you squirt like a little bitch.


And there we sat. For days. Fucking, sleeping, and eating jelly as necessary.
Scope_Dog
#1000934
5 months ago
*Takes aim at jars of jelly and jam*



*Fires directly at jars*

DIE RAPE-NIGGAS, DIE!
Molestia
#1000940
5 months ago
*magical forcefield around jars*

Lol.

And with that, I have other things to do. Cya.
Blissful_Dreams
#1000944
5 months ago
@Molestia

I swim down to your lower half of your body and plunge my maw into your royal lips. I lick and play sucking on your clit.

"I like a little creme with my jelly."
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1000946
5 months ago
Whoah scope dog, take it down a notch. We're all friends here.

*Eats a hooffull of ass-jelly*
Spitfire
#1000947
5 months ago
Oh my, what's going on here?
Scope_Dog
#1000953
5 months ago
I'll kill you all eventually.
CogWeaver
#1000954
5 months ago
*has long since left the group and their weird and slightly disgusting shenanigans*
*is off in the corner playing with a tub of oil, a monkey wrench, and a lathe*
UH...I'm not doing anything with these!
...SHUT UP!
*runs away, leaving the lathe running*
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1000957
5 months ago
*gestures lewdly at Spitfire*

Exactly what it looks like.
Jackarunda
#1000971
5 months ago
@Coltte
You seem very fucked up in the head.
I like you. You think like me.

@Cog
Lol you freaky bastard
Spitfire
#1000982
5 months ago
@Scope
Come at me bro, we can tussle in jelly and hold each other under until we're seconds from death as I jerk you off and you suck my sweet pussy out, and with our oxygen deprived lungs experience an orgasm like never before.
ZePassionateOne
#1000990
5 months ago
@Everyone:



*runs away again*
CottonTales
#1000998
5 months ago
So this has basically become an orgy at the jelly factory hasn't it?
HeinousActsZX
#1001000
5 months ago
Uh-huh.
Anthro Octavia.
*sits down and watches the various orgies*
CogWeaver
#1001003
5 months ago
Added a tag:
The_Dirtiest_Thread_Ever

*comes back to turn off the lathe, then runs away again*
Blissful_Dreams
#1001006
5 months ago
@Spitfire

*Grabs you *Kiss** I'm joining in.... you can Scope's penis while I get to be eaten out by him.
Spitfire
#1001016
5 months ago
Stop running you guys, stay and have some fun. Don't make us have to tie you up.
Blissful_Dreams
#1001019
5 months ago
I guess Cog missed the Octavia's bow thread.
Dumb_Rock
#1001021
5 months ago
...

I love you guys.
Dragoon
#1001026
5 months ago
@Ze
What do want me to do with this eat it?
Blissful_Dreams
#1001031
5 months ago
C'mon guys! I need material to finger myself too!
ZePassionateOne
#1001035
5 months ago
@Spitfire: Watch me!

HeinousActsZX
#1001044
5 months ago
I think that regardless of whether or not you're getting off to this, you have to admit it's entertaining to watch.
Spitfire
#1001058
5 months ago
I'll take on a dick, but only if you don't mind a good nice lathering of jelly and honey first so I can lick it clean off. We can make a sandwich with while you titfuck my jam smothered breasts.
Jackarunda
#1001059
5 months ago
ZPO, don't you get goin off too far. You still have a colon/rectum full of jelly that Molestia is going to want back at some point.
Blissful_Dreams
#1001065
5 months ago
@Heinous I've never got off to Johnny Depp, but his movies were nice.
Dragoon
#1001067
5 months ago
^ikrite
CottonTales
#1001068
5 months ago
It is very entertaining to bad so many are running away, they act like jelly filled group sex outings aren't their thing or something
HeinousActsZX
#1001074
5 months ago
I was talking about the thread, but yeah, Depp's a funny guy.
Dragoon
#1001076
5 months ago
Ninja'd supposed to be @Henious
Spitfire
#1001077
5 months ago
Indeed, Molestia probably installed a tracking device in there too just in case for something like this.
Blissful_Dreams
#1001079
5 months ago
@Spitfire

What? Better describe that. Is that pointed at Scope and I or just Scope?
Spitfire
#1001091
5 months ago
@Bliss
You are always welcome to take advantage of me.
ZePassionateOne
#1001102
5 months ago
Heinous is like this now:

HeinousActsZX
#1001106
5 months ago
While I'm here, I might as well ask: What's the turn-on of being dominated?
I never understood that.
HeinousActsZX
#1001111
5 months ago
@Ze
LOOK AT YOU!
YOU SO FUNNY!
AHA AHA AHA!
CottonTales
#1001114
5 months ago
forking over control of yourself to someone else is usually a thrill at least the way I see it
Jackarunda
#1001123
5 months ago
For me (can't vouch for anyone else), the turn on isn't necessarily being dominated. The turn on is just that the girl wants the sex so much she's aggressive about it. I don't mind being dominated though.
Blissful_Dreams
#1001124
5 months ago
*Kiss* I know...

*I lie you on your back, and I lie myself on you. I put my hands to your face as my breasts touch yours, rubbing against each other. I start to message your face as we lock lips in a passionate warm up. I back up and move to the succulent pink nubs on your breast. I lick around one and the other stopping to suckle every now and then.*
Spitfire
#1001125
5 months ago
I don't generally like being dominated, I like dominating. Roughly.
HeinousActsZX
#1001139
5 months ago
Blissful_Dreams
#1001154
5 months ago
Spitfire? Are you going to continue? Were both involved unless you truly want me to fully dominate.
Spitfire
#1001160
5 months ago
Mmm...
*I get wet and tight as our soft breasts meet and our mouths melt together, tongues intertwining and massaging eachother. As you lick my erect nipples I moan and arch my back. My one free arm reaches to your back and grazes over your butt and then across your front, to the vulva, finger pressing erotically*

I have the slowest computer ever, argghh.
Cheerilee
#1001170
5 months ago
I am quite enjoying the educational content in this thread.
HotFuzz
#1001179
5 months ago
Blissful_Dreams
#1001182
5 months ago
Thats ok.

* I let out a small moan as you start to play with me, pressing me. I lift up off your body bit, look at you and smile, blushing a bit. I go back down to clean the rest of the honey and jam off each breast as I message your neck and collar.*
Spitfire
#1001185
5 months ago
Oh, hi Miss Cheerilee. Maybe you could implement it into a new lesson plan.
Cheerilee
#1001194
5 months ago
Ahaaa...maybe..but you didn't hear it from me!
Psychopomf
#1001195
5 months ago
At first I was like *my first post*

But now I'm all

Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1001197
5 months ago
You know what would make this even better?

I think you all do...
Blissful_Dreams
#1001210
5 months ago
@Gentle

After I'm done with spitfire, you can plow me through and through!
Spitfire
#1001211
5 months ago
*I shudder as your warm tongue curls around my sensitive nipples, my face and body warm with excitement. "Oh yes," I breathe, sliding my hands down your thigh, and then back up and gently into you, back and forth, faster and faster. *
Spitfire
#1001227
5 months ago
We'll lick each other squeaky clean....and save the best for last.

The whipped cream and little candy button at the bottom of the glass.
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1001246
5 months ago
....

Go on...
Blissful_Dreams
#1001254
5 months ago
*My back arcs as I let a out a "Ahh!" and clench my fists and place them on the ground. I get wet and start dripping as you finger me. I start to quiver all over as I inch closer and closer till I came, my juices cover your hand.*

Want to switch positions? 69?
Blissful_Dreams
#1001262
5 months ago
Oh? you're done Spitfire seeing as you want to end it quickly. #227
Spitfire
#1001297
5 months ago
@262
I was actually trying to make a poem (badly) about referencing to eating eachother out, lol. Sorry for the confusion.

*licks the juices off of my hand* 69 is always a go-go, unless you want to service another now. :)
Blissful_Dreams
#1001327
5 months ago
@Spitfire

I never leave friends and lovers dissatisfied! Anyways, lets give theses guys another show to remeber!

*As you have gotten up, I lay down. My knees up in the air, but feet on the ground. Still wet from earlier, pussy glisning in the light, pink and luscious. I scoot my booty a bit trying to incise.*

Well? Ready to mount? I LOVE the feeling of another gals Vag and thighs on my face.
Spitfire
#1001394
5 months ago
(I swear I'm going to burn throw this computer in a fire.)

*I mirror your moves and present myself to you, meanwhile burying my face into your vag and flicking my tongue like a snake's over the pearly color of it. I squeeze my thighs a bit and my vag pleads in anticipation and pleasure as you come into it*
Blissful_Dreams
#1001444
5 months ago
*I fidget as you lap around my lips, enjoying every stroke. I put my hands to your thighs and rub my thumbs around in circles on your crotch. I ease you down as I lift my head up. I start licking your hood and then torque my tongue under and around your hood to your clit. Circling it lovingly. While still rubbing with my thumbs.*
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1001470
5 months ago
Aw man, I can't wait anymore!

Someone else who's lurking, hear my call!

Let me tap thine ass!
ZePassionateOne
#1001472
5 months ago
@Gentle Coltte: Haha! No. You ain't having mine.
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1001489
5 months ago
You answered the booty call, PassionateOne! Your ass is forfeit!

Le Pounce
Blissful_Dreams
#1001491
5 months ago
Crap... I couldn't hold anymore. I just pleased myself... Not in the mood for anything else after Spitfire. I'll get you later Gentle Colt, How about Monday?
Spitfire
#1001509
5 months ago
*My back arches once again in a spasm and I purr out a moan of deep pleasure. I lick around your clit slowly and then speed up, going in circles, just close enough but not quite hitting it, teasing it and enjoying the juices. My fingers gently go into your vag and stroke your spot*

@470
If Bliss is ok with it, you are welcome to force yourself in when you can fit.
Spitfire
#1001517
5 months ago
Oh, or not. You can enjoy your ZePassionateLoving.
Blissful_Dreams
#1001578
5 months ago
*I start running my tounge between your lips as I moan deeply. I go up and down lapping it going deep inside. I get back to the top and put my lips around your clit and kiss. While so blowing hot air from within myself on to it.*

Tell me when your done Spitfire! :)
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1001617
5 months ago
Aw come on, Ze, you can at least play along when I try to make violent love to your unprepared anus.
Spitfire
#1001644
5 months ago
We can finish up, I'm getting kind of rowdy myself now so I should probably get goin ;p but oh man

*I cry out at the stimulation on my clit and feel some squirt from within. I cringe in delight and tighten my circles around yours and finally lick the very tip of it and emerge from stroking your gspot, licking my fingers with your juices, smiling*
Blissful_Dreams
#1001685
5 months ago
*I release my lips from yours and pant as feel the rush euphoria through me. I open my mouth and let my tongue hang out. I lick your clit like a pretty cat. At the end of each stroke, I push my tongue in slightly and pull out. Repeating the cycle again. I hear you yell with joy as I know you're close.*
BattleGT
#1001687
5 months ago
Spitfire
#1001705
5 months ago
*Making humping movements, I close my eyes and let the warmth of coming wash over me, and then purr as I slip down in happiness and exhaustion, breasts apart and licked clean, face flushed and hair messed. "That was some good jelly."*
MysteryEzekude
#1001712
5 months ago
Seriously, how does he BREATHE in there???
Blissful_Dreams
#1001728
5 months ago
*We lie next to each other, enjoying the warmth our bodies together. We hold hands, our love, grown farther.*

That was great! You were good Spitfire!
MaroonBunyip
#1001731
5 months ago
monsters don't need to breathe, mysteryezekude
Spitfire
#1001750
5 months ago
*kiss*
Why thank you my love. I apologize my English leaves much to be desired. Thank you for such a lovely time. *wink*
Blissful_Dreams
#1001762
5 months ago
*Kiss* I love you too. Also you're welcome. You're English is perfect with me. ^_-
LawfulGirly
#1001843
5 months ago
^ your* English
MaroonBunyip
#1001851
5 months ago
^
I wasn't going to say anything...
Spitfire
#1001907
5 months ago
Nobody finds grammar nazis sexy.
Jackarunda
#1002366
5 months ago
^ While that may be true, lack of intelligence is also a turn-off.
Spitfire
#1002391
5 months ago
Gasp! You mean guys don't love a braindead bimbo who let's them bang her senseless?
Jackarunda
#1002404
5 months ago
@Spits
:O
Why yes!
(at least I don't)

Also, no apostrophe in lets.
Spitfire
#1002408
5 months ago
Oh hush, now you're just being mean. English is my third language.
Jackarunda
#1002416
5 months ago
Is it really?
Anonymous
#1002419
5 months ago
I wouldn't classify it as 'lack of intelligence'. It's one of the most common grammar mistakes, and this is the interne---

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JACKARUNDA,
YOU POINT OUT STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT BUT DON'T CARE ABOUT SEXUAL ROLEPLAY?

Pfff.
Jackarunda
#1002437
5 months ago
Mmmooommm the anon is being mean to me
Spitfire
#1002449
5 months ago
@416
Unfortunately it was required when I moved to the States. But yeah, Swedish and German.
Jackarunda
#1002460
5 months ago
@Spitfire

Whoa. I don't want to insult you if it isn't your native language. The fact that I thought it was indicates how good you are, actually. It only irks me when native English speakers don't know shit. Congrats.

I know a limited amount of German myself.
Spitfire
#1002479
5 months ago
No worries, I still need lots of practice. I understand where you're coming from, though.
Some of my college professors can't even spell 'institution'.
Jackarunda
#1002480
5 months ago
lol
Anonymous
#1002496
5 months ago
DID I HEAR SOMEPONY SAY JELLY!!!?



slowpoke.jpg
HeinousActsZX
#1002559
5 months ago
I see I missed quite a bit.
Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure
#1002730
5 months ago
I'm gonna be cleaning jelly out of my colon for weeks!
phantomdream
#1002827
5 months ago
damn you bastards. with your orgies
LawfulGirly
#1003300
5 months ago
@Spitfire 907
Anonymous
#1004121
5 months ago
This is going places, many places
LawfulGirly
#1004125
5 months ago
But seriously, I don't care either way. Just thought I'd point it out the first time as...well, not irony, but something.
Faehl
#1004216
5 months ago
I'm just really confused about the pillow... or what is that?
Spitfire
#1004853
5 months ago
^Madame Le Flour
Gittonsxv
#1005171
5 months ago
this whole fucking comment section is pure jelly fucking WIN
Takashi_0
#1005742
5 months ago
Takino
#1012246
5 months ago
Someone wanna googledocs the RP in this thread and list it as an OC clopfic on clopfic.heroku.com?
Anonymous
#1018629
5 months ago
Not me. I'm still trying to figure out how this happened in the first place
(don't help me)
Questionable_Object
#1101486
4 months ago
•_•
My fuckin' word...
That was quite the read...
Excuse me for a moment.