
| Anonymous #998351 5 months ago |
I wish I could have found a bigger picture of Dan in a suit. |
| CogWeaver #998357 5 months ago |
ಠ_ಠ
... Not sure if want... |
| Zincy #998360 5 months ago |
I sat here for 2 min trying to think of something witty....but I think I will just echo god with a
ಠ_ಠ |
| Zincy #998362 5 months ago |
LOL, just called Cog, God. BOW AND WORSHIP HIM! |
| Gomenasai #998363 5 months ago |
Suit or not he's still a jerk. |
| Zincy #998371 5 months ago |
Zincy should stop posting drunk. |
| CogWeaver #998372 5 months ago |
@Zincy
First thing to come to mind: "So either I'm God, or truth is relative. In either case, BOOYAH!" BOOYAH! |
| mysterypony1 #998375 5 months ago |
ಠ3ಠ |
| Anonymous #998379 5 months ago |
wut
no, really, WUT |
| Zincy #998380 5 months ago |
We may have angered the flying spaghetti monster, it may smite us with his noddlely appendages! |
| Anonymous #998389 5 months ago |
NOPE.AVI |
| Anonymous #998402 5 months ago |
Eeyup...
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| Anonymous #998406 5 months ago |
Well, his only voiced objection during The Awkward Tumblr Question was less "wrong species" and more "she's Chris." So one assumes that should Twilight ever un-Christen herself enough this might actually be a thing. |
| Zincy #998415 5 months ago |
8406, your comment confused me even more. |
| Anonymous #998431 5 months ago |
>>125844 |
| Anonymous #998444 5 months ago |
So beastiality is ok? Family Guy thinks so apparently, because Brian has sex with young bimbo girls all the time. Oh and Louis' dad had kids with his dog. |
| Anonymous #998446 5 months ago |
@444
You're on Ponibooru. We think about fucking ponies 24/7 |
| Doctor_Whooves #998451 5 months ago |
It's Xenophila, not bestiality. Twilight (and Brian, for that matter) are sapient.
Though I was really expecting a Pinkie/Dan thing, after all the other pictures of them together; not Twi/Dan. |
| Zincy #998455 5 months ago |
Doctor isn't that the "Captain Kirk Rule", as soon as we meet another sentient race we will try and fuck it. |
| CogWeaver #998468 5 months ago |
Technically, Doctor Whooves himself is an alien. I think that might invalidate just a few arguments... |
| Anonymous #998470 5 months ago |
Fuck me fuck you fuck this fuck that fuck us fuck them... |
| IpersonallylikedCupcakes #998475 5 months ago |
A crack OTP picture NOT made by cartuneslover16?
what world is this? |
| Zincy #998476 5 months ago |
8470, what a lovely poem. |
| Doctor_Whooves #998479 5 months ago |
I think fucking an alien race is a better alternative than going to war with them. Since those are the only two things humans really tend to excel at, I'm in support of the former. :P |
| Zincy #998484 5 months ago |
If I ever encounter another sentient being that isn't a human I would probably try and fuck it. More or less to say that I fucked an Alien. |
| Anonymous #998485 5 months ago |
I have no desire for flesh. |
| Zincy #998488 5 months ago |
Found one of the tropes I was looking for.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoldlyComing |
| CogWeaver #998493 5 months ago |
Quite honestly, If I were ever to wake up in Equestria one day out of some sort of trip to the hospital, drugs, or random act of the universe derping, I can safely say that I would keep my clothes on and secured to me at all times, and that there would be no human-equestrian relationships with mWHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS? THIS IS WEIRD. |
| Zincy #998496 5 months ago |
I'm drunk, whats you and Doc's excuse. |
| Anonymous #998505 5 months ago |
Last time it was too much alcohol followed by the barfing of blood
this year, caffeine! *CRACK* |
| CogWeaver #998510 5 months ago |
I'm not-yet-proven-to-be insane, and Doc...well, he's
The Doctor, so he has a right to be crazy. |
| Zincy #998511 5 months ago |
Too much alcohol? What is this concept of "too much".
And people wonder why Berry's one of my favorite BG-poni. Now, back to alien sex talk! |
| Zincy #998513 5 months ago |
Everyone already knows I'm nuts. I walk into a thread and start talking about fucking aliens and people just go "Zincy's off his meds again". |
| Anonymous #998522 5 months ago |
Don't challenge a fucking psychopath
I'm out. |
| Doctor_Whooves #998548 5 months ago |
After a few years stuck there you might think differently, CogWeaver, lol. The main reason I think humans have such a strong stigma against interspecies relationships (or at least the idea of them, since a genuine interspecies relationship can't exist until there is some non-human sapient creature for humans to interact with) is because there is no other sapient species on Earth, and hasn't been for the entire evolution of our modern society. Back when there were still Neanderthals, I doubt anyone had much of an idea of the concept of a "species", or cared one way or the other who they get busy with, lol.
After years in Equestria, dealing every day dealing with non-humans as intelligent, rational and emotionally sensitive as yourself, I think all but the most closed-minded of humans would eventually start to adjust their internal definition of what "person" really means. It might take a bit longer than it would take with legitimate aliens, since G4 ponies are based on a real-life lower animal wheras aliens would probably be like nothing we'd ever seen, but I think it would eventually happen. |
| Zincy #998562 5 months ago |
I'd fuck one right away, there wouldn't even need to be a "isolation breakdown". |
| Doctor_Whooves #998574 5 months ago |
Yeah, but you're drunk, lol. |
| Zincy #998587 5 months ago |
The sad part is, that wasn't the alcohol talking.
My libido is the size of a planet, if i was trapped in another world and would never see a human again I would find the first sentient thing to bang. |
| Doctor_Whooves #998596 5 months ago |
Anyway, realistically speaking, it's much better to have some kind of emotional connection if you really want to do that with one of them, heh.
While I'm throwing the word "fuck"/etc. around a bit to mean sex, I guess that's giving a cruder impression than I meant to. Personally, I've never gotten much out of meaningless rendezvous. If you're talking about a "stuck in Equestria for the rest of of your life" scenario, the fact is that nobody really wants to spend their life alone. Eventually, for various reasons, most people would adapt to the new reality of their situation; and end up better off for it. |
| Anonymous #998601 5 months ago |
Kill with fire |
| Zincy #998602 5 months ago |
I have a pretty flexible definition of what is "human". Having a relationship with another sentient being wouldn't be hard for me in the least. |
| CogWeaver #998612 5 months ago |
See, this is why I get a great kick out of fics like "Beating the Heat" because it allows a scenario like this to get played out. Though in that story they're all ponies, but it's still fun to think about what would happen if you threw a human into the mix. |
| Zincy #998619 5 months ago |
As long as their emotional patterns are at the very least similar to humans, bonding wouldn't be a problem for most folk, once they got over the stigma of it being a different species. |
| CogWeaver #998645 5 months ago |
Honestly, I think the greatest fear of that ever happening in real life I have comes from The Weaver's human-fetish shtick with Fluttershy.
I would not want to be the guy depicted in those comics by any means... .__. |
| Zincy #998660 5 months ago |
Wouldn't bother me a tick Cog. Granted, none of us have encountered another sentient species yet so we don't really know how we'd react. We currently, are the only fully sentient species on planet earth. We have an evolved sense of self-awareness, spatial awareness, emotion, and thought that other species lack. Well, lack to the level we have, if the mirror test is any indication we aren't the only species with self-awareness. |
| Zincy #998671 5 months ago |
Plus if you think about it, despite our evolutionary traits and our inflated sense of "superiority" we are animals to. We are nothing special, just more advanced. So all we really would need is another creature that could connect on a higher level with us.
Well, I'm tired. Time to sign off. |
| CogWeaver #998690 5 months ago |
^Pretty much. Which is why we'll keep searching, cause we can't be alone in this 'verse forever. :I |
| Zincy #998704 5 months ago |
We're not. The universe is massive beyond measure, we don't even occupy a % of % of it. I doubt any of us will live to see contact, or if our species will ever meet anything, but trust me their out there.
To give you a hint the average galaxy has about 100-200 billion stars, with an estimated 500 billion galaxies in the universe. Just try and wrap your mind around that. |
| Zincy #998706 5 months ago |
And on that note, I'm actually out this time. Peace. |
| Anonymous #998720 5 months ago |
I go take a shit & Zincy went all furry
fuck! |
| Anonymous #998758 5 months ago |
^
We did not need to know that. |
| Anonymous #998968 5 months ago |
^
Yes You Diiid! |
| Anonymous #999479 5 months ago |
I would sex a pony. |
| Anonymous #1000485 5 months ago |
@Doctor_Whooves
But didn´t historians prooved that Neanderthal man and our ancestors had sex/relationship between their races? Before they died out that is. |
| Anonymous #1001478 5 months ago |
485: Historians? No, that's been genetically proven but then again, Neanderthal's were a lot more complex and evolved than the popular portrayal would have you believe. Even still, a lot of you are acting as if Bestiality never happens, even if the species isn't the same, similar feelings can actually develop and be mutual between us and Animals. When a Dog humps your leg, do you think it's just because you're convenient? Or because they want to bond with you sexually? Even if Animals cannot express themselves as articulately, they are still self-aware and have strong emotions. The more I see, the more I'm convinced that Sexual desires are not strictly a mechanical impulse but that they arise from the Emotional state of feeling affection for another being and wanting to express and develop them. Spend any time bonding with an Animal and you'll see that they can Love us just as deeply as we Love other Human's.
As for the Little Ponies, I'd need to develop a deep bond with one of them first as well as not be in a committed relationship but if those two criteria were meant: I can readily admit that It'd be a wonderful relationship. |
| Zincy #1001829 5 months ago |
Wow, I still had this picture open from last night, quick refresh and boom.
8720, I'm not a "furry" so to speak I just like a bit of everything on the planet and am very open minded. I am in no way affiliated with the furry fandom outside of enjoying anthro art. I don't suit, i don't go to cons, I don't have an FA account, I don't call myself a furry, and I don't have a fursona(unless you count my Ponysona). I know anon's probably no longer on, but I felt the need to clarify. |
| Anonymous #1002035 5 months ago |
Time for a Ponythread Simulator? |
| Anonymous #1002514 5 months ago |
Ponysona counts as Fursona. If people who are into birdladies and lizardladies count as furries, so do people into ponyladies. |