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| Anonymous #992818 5 months ago |
Yar yar... |
| ColgateUnicorn #992835 5 months ago |
When people ask who the best character from a video game is, I respond Ridley. Why?[h1]HE'S A ROBOT PIRATE DRAGON IN SPACE DOVAHKIIN THAT[/h2] |
| ColgateUnicorn #992837 5 months ago |
wow messed that up lol |
| Anonymous #992842 5 months ago |
YOU ARE A PIRATE!
And then Spike was a Chaotic Evil sick fuck with necromantic immortality. |
| Cyanfunk #992845 5 months ago |
I'm still fallin' AAAAAGGH! |
| Anonymous #992848 5 months ago |
A robot dragon space pirate with high technical skills and capable of speech and advance thought...
Awesome! |
| ColgateUnicorn #992855 5 months ago |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMUS HERE'S A SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE |
| Anonymous #992860 5 months ago |
@ColateUnicorn
[h2]When people ask who is the best character from MLP, i say SPIKE, why?![/h1] HE IS A MALE GEM-FINDING DRAGON IN A FEMALE SOCIETY, in equestria, with a moustache. |
| Psychopomf #992879 5 months ago |
@Cyanfunk
FUCK YOU! I ALMOST GOT GILBERT GOTTFRIED VOICED RIDLEY OUT OF MY HEAD AND YOU JUTS HAD TO RUIN IT |
| Scope_Dog #992880 5 months ago |
Is it wrong I ship Ridley and Samus? |
| Anonymous #992887 5 months ago |
^you sick fuck |
| Cyanfunk #992893 5 months ago |
Woooooo I'm Riiiidley! Are ya scared, Sammy ? AAAAAGH! |
| Anonymous #992904 5 months ago |
I always loved Ridley. It's implied that he's insanely intelligent, and his position as a Space Pirate commander seems to support this. Yet despite his long and fucked-up history with Samus, does he ever drop into a villain song or a long-winded monologue? Fuck no. He skips straight the asskicking. And in every Metroid game, he's usually considered ThatOneBoss. As in, he'll fuck your shit sideways. Truly, Samus is the only one who can defeat him. |
| ColgateUnicorn #992920 5 months ago |
^
In Fusion he was a pushover :/ And in Zero Mission, the final boss was those TWO BLACK SPACE PIRATES BEFORE THE ESCAPE SHIPS |
| Anonymous #992931 5 months ago |
^Exactly, it was a filler boss |
| Anonymous #992950 5 months ago |
Wasn't the real Ridley in Fusion, though. That was just a vicious animal created by the X. |
| ColgateUnicorn #992959 5 months ago |
You could say that about Ridley in OTHER M too. |
| Anonymous #992965 5 months ago |
And hyes, those fucking SPACEPIRATENINJAS(!) were amazingly impossibly badass. They're nothing compared to the elite ninjas in Super Metroid though. Those guys could PUNCH YOUR MISSILES OUT OF THE AIR, flew through the air with badass kicking attacks, and threw armor-piercing knives at you. Good lord. |
| Anonymous #992971 5 months ago |
What's Other M? I don't think that game exists.
>:( |
| ColgateUnicorn #992981 5 months ago |
You know what sucked in Super Metroid?
The ghost on the crashed ship. Mother of GOD that thing was just awful to fight. |
| Anonymous #993003 5 months ago |
Phantoon, Phantoon, Phantoon.
All of Super Metroid's bosses -with the exception of poor Kraid- were pretty insane until you figured out their patterns. Barring Ridley, of course. He was too much of an asshole to HAVE a pattern. His fight was more of a damage race. |
| NoponyMan #993017 5 months ago |
I'm sad to say that I haven't played many Metroid games, but I had a blast with the ones I did.
I absolutely loved Metroid Fusion, that game was a lot of fun, and the only Metorid game I beat. I also loved the first Metroid Prime, got to the very end of that game, but Ridley fucked my shit up so bad that most of my missiles were used up and I couldn't get any further into the level without being owned. In other words, CURSE YOU RIDLEEEEEEEEYYYYYY! |
| Anonymous #993034 5 months ago |
Oh, I remember that fight! The first half was so easy, he had all these epic weapons and he couldn't do jack shit to you. Then you get him down to under a quarter of his health and his wings give out, and he is forced to land... And he proceeds to deliver upon you one of the most painful curb-stomp battles in history, and it keeps getting WORSE. Finall blow out his chest and send him reeling? Fuck that, his speed just doubled.
If you had full health before he lands, you won't for much longer. |
| ColgateUnicorn #993048 5 months ago |
How about Draygon, huh?
That dude was hilariously easy to beat. |
| Anonymous #993069 5 months ago |
Draygon is stupid until you figure out the grapple-beam trick.
Then, you feast on crab meat. |
| ColgateUnicorn #993095 5 months ago |
A HIGHLY RADIOACTIVE SUBSTANCE CAPABLE OF ALTERING THE GENETIC MAKEUP OF ANY LIVING ORGANISM-- IT IS THE KEY TO CONQUERING THE GALAXY. WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH IT FIRST?
LETS ANIMATE A PILE OF ROCKS |
| Anonymous #993133 5 months ago |
Rock monster! That fight was so much fun. It was implied that it survived, too, so I was disappointed when it never showed up again. |
| Anonymous #993149 5 months ago |
095
Their second thought was to eat it, and then use it as a drug. Although one of them took about ninety levels in badass as a result. The big one. You know...The Big One. |
| MagicMarker #993667 5 months ago |
IT'S A LIVIN'. AAAGH! |
| Psychopomf #993685 5 months ago |
This is too appropriate |
| AkatsukiKaizoku #994335 5 months ago |
Ahhh Ridley, you're such a troll |
| Robomorons #994360 5 months ago |
This is all wrong and I'm still fallin! |